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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on December 28, 2010, 09:14:34 PM

Title: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on December 28, 2010, 09:14:34 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/12/28/lone-police-officer-mexican-border-town-remains-missing/

QuoteThe Mexican border town of Guadalupe has been left with no police force after the last officer was kidnapped.

Erika Gandara's house was set on fire by unidentified gunmen before she was abducted last week, according to the state prosecutor's office.

If this was a movie she would of gone all Dirty Harry on them.

I might also add that this town is only about 3 miles away from the US border.

EDIT: Fixed. Thanks to Joh'Nyx for the save.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 28, 2010, 09:14:34 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20020344-504083.html

QuoteThe Mexican border town of Guadalupe has been left with no police force after the last officer was kidnapped.

Erika Gandara's house was set on fire by unidentified gunmen before she was abducted last week, according to the state prosecutor's office.

If this was a movie she would of gone all Dirty Harry on them.

I might also add that this town is only about 3 miles away from the US border.

No biggie.  We're used to a little spillover down here.  It's never really stopped, not since 1870 or so.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Johnny on December 29, 2010, 02:58:26 AM

This happened three months ago, i havent checked if shes still alive.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:04:04 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2010, 02:58:26 AM

This happened three months ago, i havent checked if shes still alive.

She's deader than yesterday's fish.  There's no benefit to keeping her alive, from the cartels' POV.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Johnny on December 29, 2010, 03:29:37 AM

Sure, any day now or perhaps even already. I cant find any article other than the October one.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:31:05 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2010, 03:29:37 AM

Sure, any day now or perhaps even already. I cant find any article other than the October one.

Odds are she was dead within 12 hours of her abduction.  After the "party", of course.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Johnny on December 29, 2010, 03:48:24 AM

I would agree, if Marisol Valles Garcia would equal Erika Gandara.

The first is the new police chief since October; the second one is some random name that isnt even mentioned in the article, and i wonder where the name even came from.

Unless CBS has the quirk to redirecting to different articles depending on the location, just as CNN does...
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:51:44 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2010, 03:48:24 AM

I would agree, if Marisol Valles Garcia would equal Erika Gandara.

The first is the new police chief since October; the second one is some random name that isnt even mentioned in the article, and i wonder where the name even came from.

Unless CBS has the quirk to redirecting to different articles depending on the location, just as CNN does...

Okay, I'm fucking lost.  Who is who?
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Johnny on December 29, 2010, 03:53:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:51:44 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2010, 03:48:24 AM

I would agree, if Marisol Valles Garcia would equal Erika Gandara.

The first is the new police chief since October; the second one is some random name that isnt even mentioned in the article, and i wonder where the name even came from.

Unless CBS has the quirk to redirecting to different articles depending on the location, just as CNN does...

Okay, I'm fucking lost.  Who is who?

New Police Chief since October = Marisol Valles Garcia

Some female that isnt mentioned in the article and i havent ever heard of = Erika Gandara
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:55:07 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2010, 03:53:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:51:44 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2010, 03:48:24 AM

I would agree, if Marisol Valles Garcia would equal Erika Gandara.

The first is the new police chief since October; the second one is some random name that isnt even mentioned in the article, and i wonder where the name even came from.

Unless CBS has the quirk to redirecting to different articles depending on the location, just as CNN does...

Okay, I'm fucking lost.  Who is who?

New Police Chief since October = Marisol Valles Garcia

Some female that isnt mentioned in the article and i havent ever heard of = Erika Gandara

Still, if she's been grabbed, she's dead.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Johnny on December 29, 2010, 03:55:26 AM
Ok, lets backtrack, THIS is the article Glittersnatch was supposed to have linked back to, but the link in the Op is wrong:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/12/28/lone-police-officer-mexican-border-town-remains-missing/ (http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/12/28/lone-police-officer-mexican-border-town-remains-missing/)

And according to this, Erika is/was a police officer, not the police chief.
Title: Re: Well That was Anti-Climactic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 03:57:27 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2010, 03:55:26 AM
Ok, lets backtrack, THIS is the article Glittersnatch was supposed to have linked back to, but the link in the Op is wrong:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/12/28/lone-police-officer-mexican-border-town-remains-missing/ (http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/12/28/lone-police-officer-mexican-border-town-remains-missing/)

And according to this, Erika is/was a police officer, not the police chief.

Well, there's some high-quality reporting for you (the OP article).   :lulz: