Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM

Title: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
Written in The Spirit by The Good Reverend Roger.

I have seen it, yea, I have seen it in the blinking lights of my router, late at night.  I have seen it in the patterns of migrating commuters.  I have seen it in the horrible stains of my office toilet.  I have seen it in the dim, glassy stares and insipid comments made by my colleagues.

Know ye well the signs of the end times!

For have we not taken the Republic and perverted it with politicians as bent as Joe Theismann's leg?  Have we not allowed racism to creep back into the mainstream?  Have we not supersized, thus grown obese on fast food while the majority of the world goes hungry? 

Know ye well the signs of the end times!

Yea, Chicago has made it into the playoffs.

Yea, it will freeze in Tucson tonight.

Yea, Pat Robertson made sense this week.

Know ye well the signs of the end times!

WAKE UP, Brothers and Sisters!  You have to ESCAPE FROM THIS TRAP!  LISTEN to the message of Curly, UNDERSTAND what he was saying!  YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!  Though you may be in a tunnel - called by some "the reality tunnel" - remember that there is light at BOTH ends, and if what you're doing doesn't work, TURN AROUND AND WALK BACK OUT OF THAT TUNNEL!

And didn't Curly also tell us that ALL WE HAVE IS EACH OTHER?  Think about that, friends, you have your health, you have your friends and loved ones, and EVERYTHING ELSE IS GRAVY.  Didn't he also say that JUST BECAUSE THESE ARE THE END TIMES, DOESN'T MEAN THE PARTY HAS TO STOP?

In closing, here's a little Horrible Truthâ„¢ for you kids...ARMAGEDDON IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT.

CAN I GET A WITNESS?

Or Kill Me.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Adios on December 29, 2010, 05:08:29 PM
AMEN!

I imagine an end of the world party involves light arms fire and exploding buildings?
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Phox on December 29, 2010, 05:09:16 PM
Fuck yeah!

:mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

I want to voice that bit.

I have three ideas, I'll send them all to you, let you decide which one to use.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Sister Fracture on December 29, 2010, 05:11:30 PM
Hallelujah!
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Richter on December 29, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
RAH!

Once the cameras are immoalted and smashed, the internet crashed, the recorders and MP3 players out of juice, and the cars out of gas, the real armagedon will start.

Once we've broken all the toys, expended all the ammo, and drank all the beer, we will know desolation.

Once we've looked around and realized there isn't anyone we haven't hit, fucked, chased or shat on, then we'll know emptiness in our souls.

Then, or a metaphorical before - then, will we realize that all we really have is what we can spin up for ourselves, and keep up with the shared will of others.  When the music, porn, and suddenly necessary game of farmville comes only by the help of others will we start to re-tool our thoughts of comunity.  

I'm off to explosively vomit and clam up the blowbake!  HNAAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Adios on December 29, 2010, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

Where is this project?
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:21:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 29, 2010, 05:15:40 PM
RAH!

Once the cameras are immoalted and smashed, the internet crashed, the recorders and MP3 players out of juice, and the cars out of gas, the real armagedon will start.

Once we've broken all the toys, expended all the ammo, and drank all the beer, we will know desolation.

Once we've looked around and realized there isn't anyone we haven't hit, fucked, chased or shat on, then we'll know emptiness in our souls.

Then, or a metaphorical before - then, will we realize that all we really have is what we can spin up for ourselves, and keep up with the shared will of others.  When the music, porn, and suddenly necessary game of farmville comes only by the help of others will we start to re-tool our thoughts of comunity.  

I'm off to explosively vomit and clam up the blowbake!  HNAAAAAAAA!

PREACH ON, BROTHER RICHTER!
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2010, 05:23:51 PM
TESTIFY!

I don't want Liberty OR Death.  

I WANT BOTH!!!

The ROCK and the ROLL!
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2010, 05:44:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 29, 2010, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

Where is this project?


http://www.reverbnation.com/thespiderproject
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Adios on December 29, 2010, 05:45:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:44:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 29, 2010, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

Where is this project?


http://www.reverbnation.com/thespiderproject

Gracias.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 29, 2010, 06:36:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:44:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 29, 2010, 05:20:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

Where is this project?


http://www.reverbnation.com/thespiderproject

My favorite one there is Trip's so far. The music to it fits it perfectly.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2010, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 29, 2010, 05:23:51 PM
TESTIFY!


AGREED!  And yeah, End Times have had a nasty habit of making themselves friends on my couch lately.  I need to boot them out before they eat all the leftovers and drink all my booze.  FUCKING UP MY CHI--I mean SLACK!

:mittens: Rog & Richter!
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2010, 06:45:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 29, 2010, 06:36:00 PM

My favorite one there is Trip's so far. The music to it fits it perfectly.

Kee-rap, I haven't listened to that one yet.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2010, 07:53:19 PM
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 08:31:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

I want to voice that bit.

I have three ideas, I'll send them all to you, let you decide which one to use.

I think your most recent Spider piece reflected that thought well, or at least that's where it brought me and what I was trying to convey with my most recent one.

It fits so well with the whole idea.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:16:07 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 08:31:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

I want to voice that bit.

I have three ideas, I'll send them all to you, let you decide which one to use.

I think your most recent Spider piece reflected that thought well, or at least that's where it brought me and what I was trying to convey with my most recent one.

It fits so well with the whole idea.

I didn't think anyone read that. :lol:
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 09:24:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:16:07 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2010, 08:31:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
YOU ARE YOUR OWN SPIDER!


When the Spider Project eventually finishes, this will be the last line.

I want to voice that bit.

I have three ideas, I'll send them all to you, let you decide which one to use.

I think your most recent Spider piece reflected that thought well, or at least that's where it brought me and what I was trying to convey with my most recent one.

It fits so well with the whole idea.

I didn't think anyone read that. :lol:

The slew of new posts in the original topic are all quite good and brought me to tossing my own in there as well.  It's taken a new direction, with the former victims of the Spiders coming to realize that they're becoming what kept them afraid.  Adds a whole new level of terror to the concept.  I wanted to comment on this but I can't seem to find LMNO's "holy fuck that's awesome" thread that was created specifically for the Spider Project.
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2010, 08:52:58 AM
I keep coming back to "ARMAGEDDON IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT".
Title: Re: A Rather Mild Revelation, part III of V
Post by: Fujikoma on December 31, 2010, 11:07:13 AM
"And while you're doing this, the spider comes..."

FUCK!... YEAH!

That sent shivers up my spine, twice... I'd wait to comment before listening to the whole incomplete album, but I couldn't resist. Good job. Damn...