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FIRST YOU NEEDED PUNCH CARDS
SOME TIME LATER THE KEYBOARD WAS INVENTED
EVENTUALLY THERE WOULD BE MOUSES AND TRACKBALLS
VOICE RECOGNITION
TOUCH SCREEN
BUT NONE OF THIS HAS PREPARED YOU FOR THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT
IT IS CALLED THE iPWN. IT RESPONDS TO SEXUAL STIMULUS. IT IS THE FIRST APPLE BACHELORETTE.
FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, WE WILL HARKEN BACK TO THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD STEVE JOBBS SAY
"iPWN. BEND OVER AND SPREAD YOUR G-MAIL"