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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Kai on January 10, 2011, 07:48:17 PM

Title: HEY APUT!
Post by: Kai on January 10, 2011, 07:48:17 PM
Thanks for the awesome snowday! I have so much work to get done but I'm drinking muscadine wine and don't give a fuck!

Love,

Kai
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 10, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
He's been pretty pissy lately, hasn't he?
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 10, 2011, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on January 10, 2011, 07:48:17 PM
Thanks for the awesome snowday! I have so much work to get done but I'm drinking muscadine wine and don't give a fuck!

Love,

Kai


:mittens:
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Kai on January 10, 2011, 11:10:51 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 10, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
He's been pretty pissy lately, hasn't he?

Yeah. Closed campus tomorrow too.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 10, 2011, 11:47:16 PM
Nor'Eastah on Wednesday. Great.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2011, 08:05:46 PM
Apparently the end is nigh!

Stores are running out of milk!

BECAUSE BUYING PERISHABLES LIKE MILK AND BREAD MAKES PERFECT SENSE IN A SNOWSTORM, RHODE ISLAND.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: LMNO on January 11, 2011, 08:06:11 PM
I hope I can work from home tomorrow...
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2011, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 11, 2011, 08:06:11 PM
I hope I can work from home tomorrow...

I already am. Emailing databases I need to work on as we speak.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 11, 2011, 08:10:37 PM
I took Terri to work today. 40 miles on ice in 4-wheel drive. More snow expected this weekend.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:13:18 PM
Work has already been canned for me. 

I have a pound of bacon and a fifth of cheap hooch.  Guess what I'll be doing.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2011, 08:15:48 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:13:18 PM
Work has already been canned for me. 

I have a pound of bacon and a fifth of cheap hooch.  Guess what I'll be doing.

Sounds like the same thing I'll be doing, just make sure that you can get out of the handcuffs and refrigerate after opening.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: LMNO on January 11, 2011, 08:16:16 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:13:18 PM
Work has already been canned for me.  

I have a pound of bacon and a fifth of cheap hooch.  Guess what I'll be doing.

Fucking a pound of bacon whilst receiving a whiskey enema?
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:18:23 PM
There are many pleasures to be sampled at Krazy Kobayahsi's Shibari Hibachi
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2011, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:18:23 PM
There are many pleasures to be sampled at Krazy Kobayahsi's Shibari Hibachi

For someone who knows Kobayashi...


NO.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:24:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:18:23 PM
There are many pleasures to be sampled at Krazy Kobayahsi's Shibari Hibachi

For someone who knows Kobayashi...


NO.

Not THAT Kobayashi  Damnit.   :argh!: 
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2011, 08:24:58 PM
PICK A NEW JAPANESE NAME.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:28:28 PM
ACCEPT THAT IT'S A COMMON JAPANESE NAME.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 11, 2011, 08:34:54 PM
i hope you arent referencing Kamui Kobyashi.  :argh!:

i enjoy watching him race.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:49:58 PM
I was referencing the Kobayashi from Puni Puni Poemy, if everyone is done giving a rat's ass.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2011, 09:17:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:49:58 PM
I was referencing the Kobayashi from Puni Puni Poemy, if everyone is done giving a rat's ass.

NO!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/Sw8S8LrYxBI/AAAAAAAAcLs/nfhRs3RelMs/s1600/RatsAss.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 11, 2011, 09:18:27 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 09:17:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:49:58 PM
I was referencing the Kobayashi from Puni Puni Poemy, if everyone is done giving a rat's ass.

NO!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/Sw8S8LrYxBI/AAAAAAAAcLs/nfhRs3RelMs/s1600/RatsAss.jpg)

Yoink
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 11, 2011, 09:25:08 PM
:crankey:  Image blocked
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2011, 10:30:36 PM
LEAVING FOR GROCERY STORE SOON WITH GENERAL STUART.


IF NOT BACK BY 9PM SEND SEARCH PARTY AND/OR LOOK TO SEE IF I'VE BEEN INCARCERATED.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 11, 2011, 11:12:35 PM
Getting ready to go get Terri. 40 miles on ice, uphill both ways, in the dark and in 4-wheel drive.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:25:02 PM
There is about 4" outside. If I had to guesstimate.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 12, 2011, 02:17:12 PM
It's so fucking cold the ice is sticky.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 02:20:38 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/163867_492495883142_510548142_6123773_7377294_n.jpg) 4am
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/166847_492496008142_510548142_6123775_5656747_n.jpg) 8am
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/166249_492490133142_510548142_6123716_7659500_n.jpg) Back window at 8am.

Going outside with the good cam as soon as I find where the USB cable walked off to...
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 02:23:19 PM
...Maybe not. The wind just really picked up and my house is swaying.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 02:26:56 PM
Ooh, pretty white stuff!
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 02:28:34 PM
GS has informed me that trees have gone down in his yard, and a live wire is now draped over the cars.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 12, 2011, 02:42:30 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 02:28:34 PM
GS has informed me that trees have gone down in his yard, and a live wire is now draped over the cars.

That can't be good.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 03:27:07 PM
He's fine. Now of course, they have to wait for National Grid to get out there, which could take a week, because they only go out on service calls when they want to. Emergency or not.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 03:48:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMzByVmE5LE

I took a video of my street.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 12, 2011, 03:51:52 PM
Nice. :)
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 03:55:09 PM
It's really windy out. That's the worst part.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 12, 2011, 03:57:33 PM
Yeah, wind chill had us down to -17 last night. Right now it's 2 with a wind chill of -8. My happy ass is staying inside.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 04:28:36 PM
26 with a windchill of 17. We don't get that cold here on the coast.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 12, 2011, 04:33:48 PM
I believe I need to have a walk later.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 04:34:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 12, 2011, 04:33:48 PM
I believe I need to have a walk later.

I just went out an hour and a half ago. It's fine for pedestrians, just remember to cover your face. My cheeks went a little numb.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2011, 04:45:45 PM
Actual quote from this morning's news:

"Authorities are urging residents to use common sense... At least for now."

Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 12, 2011, 04:50:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 12, 2011, 04:45:45 PM
Actual quote from this morning's news:

"Authorities are urging residents to use common sense... At least for now."



Does it come in pill form?
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 04:50:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 12, 2011, 04:45:45 PM
Actual quote from this morning's news:

"Authorities are urging residents to use common sense... At least for now."



LOLNEWENGLAND.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: hooplala on January 12, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 12, 2011, 04:45:45 PM
Actual quote from this morning's news:

"Authorities are urging residents to use common sense... At least for now."



Well you wouldn't want to waste it or anything...
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 12, 2011, 04:53:48 PM
Shit. I overlooked the "at least for now" part.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 05:03:02 PM
:lulz:

SNOWPOCALYPSE TWENTY-ELEVEN
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 05:56:59 PM
"It's so obvious most meteorologists are men, to have 18" become 5" so rapidly when reality sets in." - Friend on Facebook regarding snowfall amounts.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 12, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 05:56:59 PM
"It's so obvious most meteorologists are men, to have 18" become 5" so rapidly when reality sets in." - Friend on Facebook regarding snowfall amounts.
:lulz:
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 12, 2011, 06:50:55 PM
yeah, except I'm pretty sure there's an actual 18 inches of snow here in Connecticunt.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 07:33:21 PM
It's drifting a lot.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Adios on January 12, 2011, 07:36:50 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on January 12, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 05:56:59 PM
"It's so obvious most meteorologists are men, to have 18" become 5" so rapidly when reality sets in." - Friend on Facebook regarding snowfall amounts.
:lulz:

That's not funny.  :argh!:
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 07:54:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 07:36:50 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on January 12, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 05:56:59 PM
"It's so obvious most meteorologists are men, to have 18" become 5" so rapidly when reality sets in." - Friend on Facebook regarding snowfall amounts.
:lulz:

That's not funny.  :argh!:

The fuck you say!  I'm sorry for all you snowed-in folks, though.  I know it gets tedious after the first few hours of silent wonderment.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 08:08:05 PM
I'm getting cabin fever. I need to go outside and get pummeled with snow again .brb.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 08:30:07 PM
Another video forthcoming. I almost ate shit too.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Richter on January 12, 2011, 08:34:49 PM
I took a 2 mile walk, appreciating the deathly calm and empty streets in between passing plows and sirens wailing in the distance.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 12, 2011, 08:34:49 PM
I took a 2 mile walk, appreciating the deathly calm and empty streets in between passing plows and sirens wailing in the distance.

Those sirens were on Elmwood. There was a good smash up the street because the hoopdies can't go slower than 50.
Title: Re: HEY APUT!
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2011, 09:26:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8NwXHV51o8