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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on January 10, 2011, 09:21:53 PM

Title: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Cuddlefish on January 10, 2011, 09:21:53 PM
I was struck by a bit of culinary devine inspiration at the supermarket the other night, and decided to make a Cucumber/Jalepeno salad.

Three cucmbers
One red onion
One good sized jalepeno
Oil/vinegar
And a dash or so of salt, pepper, and sugar, to taste.

I was realy surprised at how quickly the cucumbers absorbed the spicyness of the jalepnos.

Next time, I'm going to try this with pepperoccini's (sp?) for a more tangy/less spicy variation, just so I don't have listen to people whine about the heat.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Richter on January 10, 2011, 09:23:32 PM
WANT.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Jenne on January 10, 2011, 09:26:17 PM
Ha.  I made this with serranos and green onions the other night.  Used pomegranate vinegar, white balsamic, honey from EoC and serranos with sliced WHITE ends of green onions.  Hoo-ee, it's great!
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Cuddlefish on January 10, 2011, 09:27:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 10, 2011, 09:23:32 PM
WANT.

Maybe I can make some more for tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Richter on January 10, 2011, 11:16:05 PM
Ohcool, I'll be bringing some stuff too, so jsut let me know what you think might compliment it well.

I'ma have to try it making some myself too.  I like the idea of using pepperocinis, and I've got a jar of pickled hot peppers I may try it with too.  I can't shake the feeling there's something else to add here...

Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Jasper on January 11, 2011, 12:42:26 AM
Jicama?
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 11, 2011, 07:08:33 AM
Daikon!
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 11, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 11, 2011, 12:42:26 AM
Jicama?

This.

Also, maybe either some fresh mint or some fresh cilantro.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Cuddlefish on January 11, 2011, 09:08:31 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 11, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 11, 2011, 12:42:26 AM
Jicama?

This.

Also, maybe either some fresh mint or some fresh cilantro.

Ooh, mint and cilantro, both good ideas. Not sure what jicama is, tho.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Jasper on January 11, 2011, 09:10:27 PM
It is kind of like potato, kind of like watermelon.  But that's a poor description.  Better just to try it.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 12:32:27 AM
...also, the "j" in jicama is actually pronounced /h/.  :lol:  In case you go looking for it in a grocery store and have to ask.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2011, 02:37:59 AM
That sounds delicious!
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:27:47 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 11, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
Also, maybe either some fresh mint or some fresh cilantro.

ECH, made this again last night with the mint (and a sightly milder pepper for the sissies) and it was great! Thanks for the idea.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Richter on January 12, 2011, 04:42:06 PM
This was some seriously tasty stuff.  I'll be yanking the idea and serving it to people during the summer well chilled.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 04:54:39 PM
Oh, and I totally forgot, I had an idea last night. I'm gonna have to wait for the summer to try, but intead of adding any sugar, instead, ball up some honeydew melon and throw it in. I think that will bring it to perfection. Thoughts?

EDIT: Oh, and I switched from a red onion to a yellow onion. The tangyness of the yellow onion fit the dish better, and the different pepper I used last night was red, so the colors were still nice.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Whatever on January 12, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
I make a salad that is somewhat similar to this.  It uses cucumber, onion, red apple chunks or red grapes, poblano peppers, white wine balsamic and EVOO.

It has that sweet, spicy, crunchy thing going on.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 08:13:52 PM
It's like a variant of salsa.  Yum.
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Whatever on January 12, 2011, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 08:13:52 PM
It's like a variant of salsa.  Yum.

Wow, that just gave me an idea  :lulz:

Bake up some corn tortillas (maybe flour) with a touch of cinnamon (no sugar) and chop everything smaller and use it as a dip.....
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 08:24:50 PM
Well, mangos put together with avocado and lime with cilantro (and a dash of salt!) makes an awesome salsa--so why not?
Title: Re: Cool as a Cucumber, but Hot Enough to Burn Your Face Off
Post by: Nast on January 15, 2011, 07:09:34 AM
I love cucumber salads!

I sometimes do a  Korean dish of cucumbers, thinly sliced yellow onion (soaked in cold water first to tone down the assertiveness), and toasted sesame seeds dressed with sweet- and-spicy chili paste and rice vinegar. It's called oi muchim, for reference.