Alrighty spags. Here's the low down. My agency is doing this Open House deal tonight. It will start in a few. People get to come in and mingle with staff and check out all of the awesome stuff we do. So I gotta schmooze and mingle with local VIPs and such.
But here is the burning question. Puns or no puns? Should I just play it straight, be Mr. Egghead Professional, or should I add a little dash of Groucho to my routine? What do you think Spags?
Make puns, don't point them out. If they get it, all the better.
HURT THEM AS MUCH AS YOU HURT US.
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ETA: I have dirtied myself in order to vote yes. You'd better.
Because it involves your job, No Comment.
Pun away.
Live BREAKING NEWS: The Mayor doesn't get puns. :(
YES on puns!!! :D
Well, I'm glad I stayed late tonight for the 12 people who showed up.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 11, 2011, 10:02:35 PM
Live BREAKING NEWS: The Mayor doesn't get puns. :(
What are Puns? Do they vote? Can you spend them on hookers?
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 11, 2011, 10:50:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 11, 2011, 10:02:35 PM
Live BREAKING NEWS: The Mayor doesn't get puns. :(
What are Puns? Do they vote? Can you spend them on hookers?
Awful. No. Yes.
If you need puns to not be a dry mr Egghead Professional, make puns. If you can be all warm and socializing and still professional without puns, then, uh, maybe make puns. I mean, if you get an opening for a really good one, you wouldn't want to let it go to waste anyhow.
I went half and half. My pun on the beet brownies was the hit of the party.
Which just goes to show how lame the party was.
Did you say beet brownies?
BEET BROWNIES??? :?
Can't beet 'em.
Apparently it's an old recipe from Frank Zappa. He called them the Break Beet Brownies.
I know, crazy.
I knew it.
Zappa invented the breakbeet.
LMNO
-another thing to blame him for.
You're starting to sound like the kid in the schoolyard who always kicks the girl he "hates".
And, I say that with love, lest you think I am being petty and bitchy. :wink:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 12, 2011, 03:15:04 PM
I knew it.
Zappa invented the breakbeet.
LMNO
-another thing to blame him for.
At least he wasn't responsible for the rutaboogie.