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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Richter on January 13, 2011, 05:56:21 PM

Title: A friendly reminder
Post by: Richter on January 13, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
Fucktards:

When you are merging onto a highway, it is good sense and good form to accelerate to as close to the prevaling speed as mechanically possible and safe as per conditions (unless everything is fucked by snow, ice, ash, traffic,etc).  Anything else is risking your life on the driving skills of those already on the road.  Decent grasp of spatial relations and skill checking your blind spot makes only minor adjustments necessary to merge safely.  Freaking out, braking, and trying to merge in at 30 creates and unsafe situation for you and everyone immediately behind you.  They don't want to get killed by your failure.     
Title: Re: A friendly reminder
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2011, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 13, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
Fucktards:

When you are merging onto a highway, it is good sense and good form to accelerate to as close to the prevaling speed as mechanically possible and safe as per conditions (unless everything is fucked by snow, ice, ash, traffic,etc).  Anything else is risking your life on the driving skills of those already on the road.  Decent grasp of spatial relations and skill checking your blind spot makes only minor adjustments necessary to merge safely.  Freaking out, braking, and trying to merge in at 30 creates and unsafe situation for you and everyone immediately behind you.  They don't want to get killed by your failure.     

I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve the fuck out of this message.
Title: Re: A friendly reminder
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2011, 08:57:55 PM
Awww I only do it 'cause I'm trolling.  :sad:
Title: Re: A friendly reminder
Post by: Richter on January 13, 2011, 09:20:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2011, 08:57:55 PM
Awww I only do it 'cause I'm trolling.  :sad:

We both drive vehicles that could survive that shit.   (provided extra crap in the back deck doesn't kill us)  For some though (Yes I mean YOu, KIA owners.), could suffer a fate worse than traffic court.