Pick me up some slave toy boys on your way home, will you? We've run out again. I know my tastes run towards the small, emo, and/or hipster, but see if you can find a few sturdy ones. There's probably some at the meatrack tonight, come to think of it.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:38:51 PM
Pick me up some slave toy boys on your way home, will you? We've run out again. I know my tastes run towards the small, emo, and/or hipster, but see if you can find a few sturdy ones. There's probably some at the meatrack tonight, come to think of it.
I can stop by the Elkton mall and stuff a half dozen day laborers in the van, I suppose. Better have the hose ready.
The things we do for friends.
No no no no no. I said EMO or HIPSTER. Don't try and foist some guy who's capable of defending himself stinky on me. :crankey:
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:42:32 PM
No no no no no. I said EMO or HIPSTER. Don't try and foist some guy who's capable of defending himself stinky on me. :crankey:
Right, then. I'll just roll around to the back of Dev8 and load up. Six is all you get til the 15th of Feb, though, as the credit card is a little heated up.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:42:32 PM
No no no no no. I said EMO or HIPSTER. Don't try and foist some guy who's capable of defending himself stinky on me. :crankey:
Right, then. I'll just roll around to the back of Dev8 and load up. Six is all you get til the 15th of Feb, though, as the credit card is a little heated up.
Would it be correct to say that "In Tuscon, there is no 'I' in 'Deviate'"?
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2011, 07:42:13 PM
The things we do for friends.
It's fucking awful, Nigel. She runs through these poor guys like Pez, and then throws them over the cliff onto the golf course. The neighbors aren't complaining yet, but it's only a matter of time before the stack of rufied-up rentboys reaches the level of the escarpment, and then there'll be hell to pay with the HOA.
Man, I have to make six of them last a whole month? Fuck, I guess I have to use them "gently."
What about that cute guy from Desert Dominion? He seems like the type to have a bit of mileage in him.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 14, 2011, 07:45:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:42:32 PM
No no no no no. I said EMO or HIPSTER. Don't try and foist some guy who's capable of defending himself stinky on me. :crankey:
Right, then. I'll just roll around to the back of Dev8 and load up. Six is all you get til the 15th of Feb, though, as the credit card is a little heated up.
Would it be correct to say that "In Tuscon, there is no 'I' in 'Deviate'"?
You're damn straight. And there's no "Safeword" in "Oro Valley". We're all becoming degenerates up here, LMNO.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:47:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 14, 2011, 07:45:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:42:32 PM
No no no no no. I said EMO or HIPSTER. Don't try and foist some guy who's capable of defending himself stinky on me. :crankey:
Right, then. I'll just roll around to the back of Dev8 and load up. Six is all you get til the 15th of Feb, though, as the credit card is a little heated up.
Would it be correct to say that "In Tuscon, there is no 'I' in 'Deviate'"?
You're damn straight. And there's no "Safeword" in "Oro Valley". We're all becoming degenerates up here, LMNO.
Safewords are for sissies.
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2011, 07:42:13 PM
The things we do for friends.
He is very kind to me. He gets them for me since I can't drink anymore, and need a way to vent, yanno?
Gawd, I am such a pedantspag, I keep reading that as "Dev-ate".
What kind of illiterate pervs are you breeding down there, anyway?
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
Man, I have to make six of them last a whole month? Fuck, I guess I have to use them "gently."
What about that cute guy from Desert Dominion? He seems like the type to have a bit of mileage in him.
"Dance with me!", she chirps, as the screaming begins and the chains and shackles go tighter..."No,
faster", she cries, as the electric motors kick on, and the coyotes edge in, looking for leftovers. It just goes on and fucking on, stopping only to restart the Gaga CD.
"They don't love me anymore.", she pouts, up to her elbows and knees in gore, "They were supposed to love me."
And then I'm cruising past the back doors of the pervert clubs again, smoking too much and wishing I had a drink, and glancing at the pistol on the passenger seat just a little too often, and thinking about how I'd really like to get some rest.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:50:36 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
Man, I have to make six of them last a whole month? Fuck, I guess I have to use them "gently."
What about that cute guy from Desert Dominion? He seems like the type to have a bit of mileage in him.
"Dance with me!", she chirps, as the screaming begins and the chains and shackles go tighter..."No, faster", she cries, as the electric motors kick on, and the coyotes edge in, looking for leftovers. It just goes on and fucking on, stopping only to restart the Gaga CD.
"They don't love me anymore.", she pouts, up to her elbows and knees in gore, "They were supposed to love me."
And then I'm cruising past the back doors of the pervert clubs again, smoking too much and wishing I had a drink, and glancing at the pistol on the passenger seat just a little too often, and thinking about how I'd really like to get some rest.
Well, if you don't WANT to, just say so. :?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:50:36 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
Man, I have to make six of them last a whole month? Fuck, I guess I have to use them "gently."
What about that cute guy from Desert Dominion? He seems like the type to have a bit of mileage in him.
"Dance with me!", she chirps, as the screaming begins and the chains and shackles go tighter..."No, faster", she cries, as the electric motors kick on, and the coyotes edge in, looking for leftovers. It just goes on and fucking on, stopping only to restart the Gaga CD.
"They don't love me anymore.", she pouts, up to her elbows and knees in gore, "They were supposed to love me."
And then I'm cruising past the back doors of the pervert clubs again, smoking too much and wishing I had a drink, and glancing at the pistol on the passenger seat just a little too often, and thinking about how I'd really like to get some rest.
Damn.....I think that was turning me on a little....
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:47:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:47:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 14, 2011, 07:45:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:42:32 PM
No no no no no. I said EMO or HIPSTER. Don't try and foist some guy who's capable of defending himself stinky on me. :crankey:
Right, then. I'll just roll around to the back of Dev8 and load up. Six is all you get til the 15th of Feb, though, as the credit card is a little heated up.
Would it be correct to say that "In Tuscon, there is no 'I' in 'Deviate'"?
You're damn straight. And there's no "Safeword" in "Oro Valley". We're all becoming degenerates up here, LMNO.
Safewords are for sissies.
"Safe Word" is jsut another word for "comfort zone". You know, the ones they kep telling you to get outside of. You're doing them boys a favor, Fracture.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:52:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:50:36 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
Man, I have to make six of them last a whole month? Fuck, I guess I have to use them "gently."
What about that cute guy from Desert Dominion? He seems like the type to have a bit of mileage in him.
"Dance with me!", she chirps, as the screaming begins and the chains and shackles go tighter..."No, faster", she cries, as the electric motors kick on, and the coyotes edge in, looking for leftovers. It just goes on and fucking on, stopping only to restart the Gaga CD.
"They don't love me anymore.", she pouts, up to her elbows and knees in gore, "They were supposed to love me."
And then I'm cruising past the back doors of the pervert clubs again, smoking too much and wishing I had a drink, and glancing at the pistol on the passenger seat just a little too often, and thinking about how I'd really like to get some rest.
Well, if you don't WANT to, just say so. :?
No, it's okay. I don't want to be the one in Fracture's personal version of "Dance Dance Revolution".
Igor,
Will get things taken care of.
Hi Fracture! I would ask what you've been up to, but uh... I need more details. GIVE ME ALL THE FILTHY DETAILS! :fap:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:54:41 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:52:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 07:50:36 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
Man, I have to make six of them last a whole month? Fuck, I guess I have to use them "gently."
What about that cute guy from Desert Dominion? He seems like the type to have a bit of mileage in him.
"Dance with me!", she chirps, as the screaming begins and the chains and shackles go tighter..."No, faster", she cries, as the electric motors kick on, and the coyotes edge in, looking for leftovers. It just goes on and fucking on, stopping only to restart the Gaga CD.
"They don't love me anymore.", she pouts, up to her elbows and knees in gore, "They were supposed to love me."
And then I'm cruising past the back doors of the pervert clubs again, smoking too much and wishing I had a drink, and glancing at the pistol on the passenger seat just a little too often, and thinking about how I'd really like to get some rest.
Well, if you don't WANT to, just say so. :?
No, it's okay. I don't want to be the one in Fracture's personal version of "Dance Dance Revolution".
Igor,
Will get things taken care of.
And what's wrong with it, pray tell? It's very good excersize.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 07:57:15 PM
Hi Fracture! I would ask what you've been up to, but uh... I need more details. GIVE ME ALL THE FILTHY DETAILS! :fap:
I'm not allowed to drink anymore, is mostly what's been up. I try anyway, when i don't have the boys to play with.
I'm getting to be a good shot, though, with those Bisleys.
I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I am CERTAIN pillgrimage to this place in the name of Khorne is a worthy goal.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:01:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 07:57:15 PM
Hi Fracture! I would ask what you've been up to, but uh... I need more details. GIVE ME ALL THE FILTHY DETAILS! :fap:
I'm not allowed to drink anymore, is mostly what's been up. I try anyway, when i don't have the boys to play with.
I'm getting to be a good shot, though, with those Bisleys.
Well, it is nice to see your avatar round these parts again. Things have gotten out of hand. You need to discipline Roger, I think. :ninja:
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 08:04:54 PM
I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I am CERTAIN pillgrimage to this place in the name of Khorne is a worthy goal.
We expect you on April 1st.
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 08:04:54 PM
I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I am CERTAIN pillgrimage to this place in the name of Khorne is a worthy goal.
Roger exaggerates. There is no stack of bodies at the foot of our cliff.
I always dispose of them hygenically.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 08:04:54 PM
I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I am CERTAIN pillgrimage to this place in the name of Khorne is a worthy goal.
Roger exaggerates. There is no stack of bodies at the foot of our cliff.
I always dispose of them hygenically.
Buzzards don't count.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 08:05:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 08:04:54 PM
I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I am CERTAIN pillgrimage to this place in the name of Khorne is a worthy goal.
We expect you on April 1st.
Yes we do! :D
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:01:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 07:57:15 PM
Hi Fracture! I would ask what you've been up to, but uh... I need more details. GIVE ME ALL THE FILTHY DETAILS! :fap:
I'm not allowed to drink anymore, is mostly what's been up. I try anyway, when i don't have the boys to play with.
I'm getting to be a good shot, though, with those Bisleys.
Well, it is nice to see your avatar round these parts again. Things have gotten out of hand. You need to discipline Roger, I think. :ninja:
That's what she's been up to. YOWZA!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 08:07:32 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 08:04:54 PM
I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I am CERTAIN pillgrimage to this place in the name of Khorne is a worthy goal.
Roger exaggerates. There is no stack of bodies at the foot of our cliff.
I always dispose of them hygenically.
Buzzards don't count.
Lol! Of course buzzards aren't hygenic!
Bears are.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 08:08:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:01:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 14, 2011, 07:57:15 PM
Hi Fracture! I would ask what you've been up to, but uh... I need more details. GIVE ME ALL THE FILTHY DETAILS! :fap:
I'm not allowed to drink anymore, is mostly what's been up. I try anyway, when i don't have the boys to play with.
I'm getting to be a good shot, though, with those Bisleys.
Well, it is nice to see your avatar round these parts again. Things have gotten out of hand. You need to discipline Roger, I think. :ninja:
That's what she's been up to. YOWZA!
And here I was thinking I was rewarding you for good behavior. Sigh.
He never wants to play DDR with me, Phox. I can't think why.
Well, hooking up a car battery to tap shoes can alarm people.
Hello, is this the BONER THREAD? Yes Mistress, it is!
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
Well, hooking up a car battery to tap shoes can alarm people.
The car battery would ruin the dance pad, if I used it on their shoes. Dunno what you lot take me for, I really don't. But you HAVE to get them to improve their timing somehow, don't you? And where else is there to hook the cables onto properly other than their nipples?
Quote from: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 14, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
Well, hooking up a car battery to tap shoes can alarm people.
The car battery would ruin the dance pad, if I used it on their shoes. Dunno what you lot take me for, I really don't. But you HAVE to get them to improve their timing somehow, don't you? And where else is there to hook the cables onto properly other than their nipples?
Thinking more that you use the jumper cables to electrify the little metal tips on the tap shoes as YOU are wearing them (properly insulated, or course.)
You then subject them to a positively electric dance show.
Sometimes one gag in't enough for the screams.
Oh ho ho. Devilish laugh.
:lulz: