I sit her alone in silence. If I move things will only get worse. Much worse. I am trapped and it is my fault, mine alone. I had the chance to avoid this trap, but my head was full of other things, important things.
There is no one who can help.
I begin to cry, no one can hear. I know that sooner or later I am going to have to move, have to face this mess.
Why the hell didn't I remember to buy toilet paper? :x
:lulz:
If there's EVER a time to be emo, that's it.
:lulz:
:mittens:
Those mittens are not to be used in place of toilet paper.
:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:
OH MY GOD I overlooked this forever just because I thought it would be depressing but
:fuckmittens: I LOVE IT
I almost choked. :argh!:
:mittens:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Use the shower curtain like everyone else does!
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5309995/JUST-GO-IN-THE-SHOWER-STOMP-IT-DOWN-THE-HOLE.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Advice-Dog)
I don't know what came over me. :lulz:
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 18, 2011, 09:46:36 AM
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5309995/JUST-GO-IN-THE-SHOWER-STOMP-IT-DOWN-THE-HOLE.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Advice-Dog)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
ewwwwww!
Ever tried crinkle cutting it? You know, when you have a nice relaxing shit and you squeeze, and relax, squeeze, and relax...
And you end up taking it all too seriously, like a Mac user?
(http://i.imgur.com/0qooZ.jpg)
Quote from: BadBeast on January 22, 2011, 08:26:43 AM
And you end up taking it all too seriously, like a Mac user?
(http://i.imgur.com/0qooZ.jpg)
Thanks for that one. I haven't been able to climax for months now, and after seeing that I'm now suffering from a gloopy hydraulic gush
motherfucker look like a golem
Quote from: Slyph on January 22, 2011, 10:38:31 AM
motherfucker look like a golem
So what words, do you propose, are in the head of a Mac User Golem, and what's it's attack, defence and flip-effect?
I don't play CCG's, and I don't know what he's thinking, but I do know what he's saying, he's saying
[spoiler]GRAAGHLRF GRRRRFHFHGH HRAAGHLLLFR[/spoiler]
Quote from: Slyph on January 22, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
I don't play CCG's, and I don't know what he's thinking, but I do know what he's saying, he's saying
[spoiler]GRAAGHLRF GRRRRFHFHGH HRAAGHLLLFR[/spoiler]
hmmm, someone got out of the wrong side of their pit didn't they?
Not entirely sure how proposing properties for a fictional Yu-Gi-Oh card constitutes to a spoiler. But then I'm certainly not the smartest monkey on this forum so maybe you should draw me a diagram?
??? No I mean he has a mouth full of shit so that would be the noise he would make. A lot of the forums I go on have a "spoiler" text setting that means you have to mouse over a blacked out area to read the text.
I thought it'd funnier to read that way, is all D:
I sit corrected.
Spank me with the stupid-stick, right across my stupid face.
Just don't moan if I splurge jizm all over you when you do.
Is that a pack of Cohiba cigars on his desk? I think I'd sooner have the mouthful of shit.