this is a poem about my ex hubby sean
heartshell
It's no suprise
my cries
go unheard
inside your shell
your heart of stone
calcium
and bone
I swim alone
in my ocean
of tears
::twitch twitch::
::stares at rabbit::
::turns.. spews a bone from a chicken through his nose::
man that wasnt so bad
Very, very nice. Kudos for you. :D
Im gonna pop this over to the Literate chaotic thread Mkay?
no it's not ok. after long and well thought out debate, the literate chaotic thread decided that it didn't want this, not because it's bad, but because the literate chaotic likes to be used as a spot where people get to argue a lot over if something is good or crap. It doesn't want to have something there where people are not going to take up the "burn this shit" side, and since nobody is going to blast this, it would rather just not have it.
:D
BTW: WTF am I smoking today?
Jesus H Christ, that poem sucked.
thanks hotsuma, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
welcome.
Very nice yes... if not a little depressing...
*breaks down*
This is a poem about Sexygrrl69's former husband, Sean:
Dude
What were you thinking
Marrying this bitch
In the first place,
Your head must be
Made of stone
Calcium
And bone
Do us a favor
Keep swimming alone
In your ocean of tears
Do never procreate
i'm glad some of you like my poem. the rest of you i Do NOT care about.you do not know me.or what i have delt with.you do not know sean either. or are situation.for those of you who like it here is another.
this is about sean to
hate for you
I hate it when you are here
and then you go away
i hate it when you say you love me
and then turn away
i hate it when you come over to talk
and then just go to bed
i hate the way you roll your eyes to everything i said
i hate it when you tell me things
and then you take them back
but most of all i hate the way i think you never cared :cry:
I hate your poetry :x
do not flirt with the princess :D
AAAAAGGGCCCCKKK!!! My brain just gagged on that shit you just dribbled onto my computer screen. I should have the mind to actually send my army of twenty-three thousand zombies to attack you.
WHAChIKKI ChIKKI ChIKKI!!!
These are only my scouts.
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Quote from: sexygrrl69i'm glad some of you like my poem. the rest of you i Do NOT care about.you do not know me.or what i have delt with.you do not know sean either. or are situation.for those of you who like it here is another.
this is about sean to
hate for you
I hate it when you are here
and then you go away
i hate it when you say you love me
and then turn away
i hate it when you come over to talk
and then just go to bed
i hate the way you roll your eyes to everything i said
i hate it when you tell me things
and then you take them back
but most of all i hate the way i think you never cared :cry:
someone has a overactive period key.
and an underactive brain.
Dear SexyGrrl69,
Your period key is dangerously close to your space bar.
Thankyou.
Quote from: Malignus The Malignant::stares at rabbit::
::turns.. spews a bone from a chicken through his nose::
man that wasnt so bad
I agree. Methinks the thuddite hath some discord within.
Quote from: sexygrrl69i'm glad some of you like my poem. the rest of you i Do NOT care about.you do not know me.or what i have delt with.you do not know sean either. or are situation.for those of you who like it here is another.
YOU TELL THEM, SWEETHEART.
DUMBASS OPIEZ ALWAYS TALKING SHIT, BUT CAN'T WRITE A DAMN THING THEMSELVES.
CHEF DIESEL,
WORLD FAMOUS POET, TOO! DIGTBK!
hmm.... yep, that last poem still lacks any kind of evidence of ever having gone thru something anywhere near worthy of allowing you to talk about the things you have delt with.
Game Over
insert $.25 to continue
Quote from: Rev Thwackhmm.... yep, that last poem still lacks any kind of evidence of ever having gone thru something anywhere near worthy of allowing you to talk about the things you have delt with.
Game Over
insert $.25 to continue
WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE LATELY, STICKBOI?
CHEF D,
IS LAUGHING AT YOU.
Quote from: ChefQuote from: Rev Thwackhmm.... yep, that last poem still lacks any kind of evidence of ever having gone thru something anywhere near worthy of allowing you to talk about the things you have delt with.
Game Over
insert $.25 to continue
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY, STICKBOI?
CHEF D,
IS LAUGHING AT YOU.
quite the comeback, it's obvious that when you chose to dig ditches for a living that the space program lost a good one.
Quote from: HotsumaQuote from: ChefQuote from: Rev Thwackhmm.... yep, that last poem still lacks any kind of evidence of ever having gone thru something anywhere near worthy of allowing you to talk about the things you have delt with.
Game Over
insert $.25 to continue
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY, STICKBOI?
CHEF D,
IS LAUGHING AT YOU.
SEND THIS ONE BACK TO THE BUSH LEAGUES...HE AIN'T READY FOR THE BIGS.
CHEF D,
IS WAITING FOR SOME ACTUAL COMPETITION.
quite the comeback, it's obvious that when you chose to dig ditches for a living that the space program lost a good one.
heh...looks like I won that one.
sean wouldn't be a procupine, would he? aka prickly the bastard?
Quote from: Hotsumaheh...looks like I won that one.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT OWNED, SON.
Quote from: ChefQuote from: Hotsumaheh...looks like I won that one.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT OWNED, SON.
Chef....I just bought you from the man for 5 bucks...Now, fulfill your destiny and cook us up some Devil Squerrel stew and a DuMeany sandwhich....MmMmMm :twisted:
Oh yea, and Chef, after you spend at least a year in a war zone, then we can talk. This is a little friendly warning... you do not even want to think about trying to compare yourself with me.
feel apart of something ancient, timeless and bigger than the both of us
A lighting bolt of warmth, ripped through me and landed in the pit of my heart,I felt your thoughts graze my soul.
I know I'm extremely venerable and the reality of this situation only makes it more appealing
Trusting you is so raw, so new. And suddenly the world makes sense.
Sp please understand that my bleeding heart is on my sleeve for you and everyone else to see
Don't bruise me, I was already raped once...........
So... Where's the salad?
Quote from: sexygrrl69feel apart of something ancient, timeless and bigger than the both of us
A lighting bolt of warmth, ripped through me and landed in the pit of my heart,I felt your thoughts graze my soul.
I know I'm extremely venerable and the reality of this situation only makes it more appealing
Trusting you is so raw, so new. And suddenly the world makes sense.
Sp please understand that my bleeding heart is on my sleeve for you and everyone else to see
Don't bruise me, I was already raped once...........
still a crappy poem.
Quote from: HotsumaQuote from: sexygrrl69feel apart of something ancient, timeless and bigger than the both of us
A lighting bolt of warmth, ripped through me and landed in the pit of my heart,I felt your thoughts graze my soul.
I know I'm extremely venerable and the reality of this situation only makes it more appealing
Trusting you is so raw, so new. And suddenly the world makes sense.
Sp please understand that my bleeding heart is on my sleeve for you and everyone else to see
Don't bruise me, I was already raped once...........
still a crappy poem.
At least she's living up to her standard.
now if only she could surpass it.
Quote from: Hotsumanow if only she could surpass it.
Next stop, Dr. Seuss!
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Hotsumanow if only she could surpass it.
Next stop, Dr. Seuss!
And on your right, you'll see the Corpse of Dr. Seuss, spinning above his grave.
Why do people keep on making whine poems? Yeah, you had a crappy husband. Buhu! So you've been raped? Buhu!
Think of the poor children in Africa, born with AIDS into a life of starving and sexual abuse by military guerilla members. Now, is your crappy husbadn taht bad a man? No!
Besides, happy poems are much nicer.
Rape and pillage!
Quote from: stabagRape and pillage!
The Viking SongBy Gunnbjorn Gunnarsson,who has written serious stuff but this is all anyone remembers.
(To the tune of Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song")
CHORUS:
I'm a Viking, and I'm OK;
I rape and pillage for my pay!
We chop down trees, we build long ships,
We sail across the sea;
We're not too keen on shopping,
So we practice robbery!
CHORUS
We chop down doors, we knock down walls,
We burn the churches down;
We put on funny helmets
To party in your town!
CHORUS
We like the Franks, they got nice things;
We like to rob them blind.
Their women are so willing
To help a man unwind!
CHORUS
The Saxons are no fun at all,
They like to bitch and moan.
They got this king named Alfred
Who pays us to stay home.
CHORUS
When I get home, I kiss the wife
And give the dog a bone.
(spoken) ...or have I got that backwards?
CHORUS
Vikings did not have horned helmets. <-- Fact
Quote from: CharlemagneVikings did not have horned helmets. <-- Fact
i know some vikings who disagree.
Quote from: treemonsterQuote from: CharlemagneVikings did not have horned helmets. <-- Fact
i know some vikings who disagree.
Some surely did, but I doubt it was as common as is made out otherwise the aurochs would have become extinct much earlier than 1629 :P
What's the plural of aurochs?
Quote from: MedeoWhat's the plural of aurochs?
Ninja! :lol:
Love Halo-Cost
Everyone steps to the edge only to run back to the mundane and routine
Their safely coccooned drinking in the rules just like Hennessy
Because a structured and neat emotions, makes you a woman wanted by many
When they look a upon us do you think they secretly wish they could wear their scar so proudly also?
Maybe they wish they can jump down from that edge to the awaiting abyss below?
Just for the thrill.
Our hearts openly on display for those that ask, bleeding L's into the front of our Polo tennis shirts.
You can see the repulsed looks from acres away.
Yet you still crave to be us, if we were all Jesus Christ they would still stone us.
Knee deep in their own sh!t and yet their souls are shallow, they pick and they tear at our flesh hoping to find out our secrets.
That only last so long before they start clawing there way inside out.
The dead walk and they use batteries to keep the formaldehyde flowing
Do you think they suffocate on air, like we do on their pungent fumes?
Do you think they think?
Why the fuck did you sensor the word shit?
why would anyone drink henessy? it costs 100$ a bottle. wtf is that shit? gimme a six pack adn a pack of hats.