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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Adios on January 18, 2011, 05:16:50 PM

Title: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 18, 2011, 05:16:50 PM
Japanese researchers will launch a project this year to resurrect the long-extinct mammoth by using cloning technology to bring the ancient pachyderm back to life in around five years time.

The researchers will try to revive the species by obtaining tissue this summer from the carcass of a mammoth preserved in a Russian research laboratory, the Yomiuri Shimbun reported.

"Preparations to realise this goal have been made," Akira Iritani, leader of the team and a professor emeritus of Kyoto University, told the mass-circulation daily.

Under the plan, the nuclei of mammoth cells will be inserted into an elephant's egg cell from which the nuclei have been removed, to create an embryo containing mammoth genes, the report said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110117/wl_asia_afp/japansciencemammoth_20110117104445


What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Whatever on January 18, 2011, 05:24:42 PM
When they move on to dinosaurs I want credit for calling the Godzilla attack.....

I don't understand why people want to fuck with things that couldn't survive the first time.  It's not like they will be able to talk and tell them what happened the first time.

If they can clone shit like this, why are they not cloning the cells that fight cancer? 

I don't know, I really don't care what they do, but no good will come of this, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: AFK on January 18, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
Jurassic Park:  The Furry Edition
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 18, 2011, 05:27:38 PM
Godzilla vs. Wooly Mammoth.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Whatever on January 18, 2011, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 18, 2011, 05:27:38 PM
Godzilla vs. Wooly Mammoth.

They could sell blimp tickets and float slowly over them as they consume Japan.  Watch all the little people run away screaming.....
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 18, 2011, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm not gonna herd the fukin things.  :eek:
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Epimetheus on January 18, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 18, 2011, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm not gonna herd the fukin things.  :eek:

I will so gladly take that job. Risky, yes. Epic as fuck, YES.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 18, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 18, 2011, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm not gonna herd the fukin things.  :eek:

I will so gladly take that job. Risky, yes. Epic as fuck, YES.

Seriously. Imagine that conversation:

"So, what do you do?"

<spits on floor> "Mammoth driver"

" :eek:"
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 18, 2011, 10:17:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 18, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 18, 2011, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm not gonna herd the fukin things.  :eek:

I will so gladly take that job. Risky, yes. Epic as fuck, YES.

:lulz:


Seriously. Imagine that conversation:

"So, what do you do?"

<spits on floor> "Mammoth driver"

" :eek:"

And I'm sure as hell not cleaning up after them.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Whatever on January 18, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 18, 2011, 10:17:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:14:07 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 18, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 18, 2011, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm not gonna herd the fukin things.  :eek:

I will so gladly take that job. Risky, yes. Epic as fuck, YES.

:lulz:

And I'm sure as hell not cleaning up after them.  :horrormirth:
Seriously. Imagine that conversation:

"So, what do you do?"

<spits on floor> "Mammoth driver"

" :eek:"

You kow at some point some one is going to come back with "It's really that big?"  :lulz:
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 18, 2011, 10:32:13 PM
Git a good grip on mah feet, gotta artificially inseminate this one.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 18, 2011, 10:32:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm leaning on the side of "probably not" mainly because elephants seem to be neither especially tasty nor efficient AFAIK. I know people eat them, but in places where they are raised and trained they tend to be used as beasts of burden rather than as food.

But what the fuck do I know, maybe mammoths died out originally because they were way too damn tasty to live, and the Neanderthals saw our skinny Homo Sapien asses and were all like, "Fuck that, we may be about to die out but these assholes ain't gonna get our mammoth meat!"

And then it was the biggest barbecue of all time.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:59:08 PM
I don't even care, I just want to be a MAMMOTH COWBOY.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 18, 2011, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:59:08 PM
I don't even care, I just want to be a MAMMOTH COWBOY.

I'm a long tall Texan....... :lulz:
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Kai on January 19, 2011, 12:38:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 18, 2011, 10:32:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm leaning on the side of "probably not" mainly because elephants seem to be neither especially tasty nor efficient AFAIK. I know people eat them, but in places where they are raised and trained they tend to be used as beasts of burden rather than as food.

But what the fuck do I know, maybe mammoths died out originally because they were way too damn tasty to live, and the Neanderthals saw our skinny Homo Sapien asses and were all like, "Fuck that, we may be about to die out but these assholes ain't gonna get our mammoth meat!"

And then it was the biggest barbecue of all time.

People sure seemed to like them, 20,000 years ago. That is, if the bones are evidence.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 19, 2011, 12:45:40 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 19, 2011, 12:38:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 18, 2011, 10:32:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm leaning on the side of "probably not" mainly because elephants seem to be neither especially tasty nor efficient AFAIK. I know people eat them, but in places where they are raised and trained they tend to be used as beasts of burden rather than as food.

But what the fuck do I know, maybe mammoths died out originally because they were way too damn tasty to live, and the Neanderthals saw our skinny Homo Sapien asses and were all like, "Fuck that, we may be about to die out but these assholes ain't gonna get our mammoth meat!"

And then it was the biggest barbecue of all time.

People sure seemed to like them, 20,000 years ago. That is, if the bones are evidence.

Those savages would eat anything.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Phox on January 19, 2011, 12:51:37 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 18, 2011, 10:32:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 18, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
My only question is; are mammoth delicious, and would they be an efficient food animal to raise?

I'm leaning on the side of "probably not" mainly because elephants seem to be neither especially tasty nor efficient AFAIK. I know people eat them, but in places where they are raised and trained they tend to be used as beasts of burden rather than as food.

But what the fuck do I know, maybe mammoths died out originally because they were way too damn tasty to live, and the Neanderthals saw our skinny Homo Sapien asses and were all like, "Fuck that, we may be about to die out but these assholes ain't gonna get our mammoth meat!"

And then it was the biggest barbecue of all time.

1)  :lulz:

2) If we're going to be fucking with their DNA any, why don't we genetically engineer them to be both tasty and efficient? That's how genetics works, right?

3) I would totally be a Mammoth Cowboy. That would be the third most exciting job ever, right behind football-playing king in space, and Batman.
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 19, 2011, 03:04:44 AM
i heard about this on the radio. "we want to study it's genes to find out why it went extinct"..................

but MAMMOTH BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Seriously. What the hell use is science if it isn't good to eat?
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Whatever on January 19, 2011, 02:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Seriously. What the hell use is science if it isn't good to eat?

Newsfeed!!!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 19, 2011, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 12:45:40 AM
Those savages would eat anything.

:lulz:

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 12:51:37 AM
2) If we're going to be fucking with their DNA any, why don't we genetically engineer them to be both tasty and efficient? That's how genetics works, right?

Indeed, that is exactly how genetics works. But only if you use quantum.

Thinking about that, since it's the Japanese that will be cloning the beast, how many trunks do you think they will give it? It's gotta open up entire new worlds of possibility in live-action tentacle porn ...
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: President Television on January 22, 2011, 07:47:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2011, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 12:45:40 AM
Those savages would eat anything.

:lulz:

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 12:51:37 AM
2) If we're going to be fucking with their DNA any, why don't we genetically engineer them to be both tasty and efficient? That's how genetics works, right?

Indeed, that is exactly how genetics works. But only if you use quantum.

Thinking about that, since it's the Japanese that will be cloning the beast, how many trunks do you think they will give it? It's gotta open up entire new worlds of possibility in live-action tentacle porn ...

Hairy tentacle porn with nostrils?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Phox on January 22, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on January 22, 2011, 07:47:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2011, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 12:45:40 AM
Those savages would eat anything.

:lulz:

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 12:51:37 AM
2) If we're going to be fucking with their DNA any, why don't we genetically engineer them to be both tasty and efficient? That's how genetics works, right?

Indeed, that is exactly how genetics works. But only if you use quantum.

Thinking about that, since it's the Japanese that will be cloning the beast, how many trunks do you think they will give it? It's gotta open up entire new worlds of possibility in live-action tentacle porn ...

Hairy tentacle porn with nostrils?  :horrormirth:
:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: Adios on January 22, 2011, 07:51:59 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on January 22, 2011, 07:47:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2011, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 19, 2011, 12:45:40 AM
Those savages would eat anything.

:lulz:

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 12:51:37 AM
2) If we're going to be fucking with their DNA any, why don't we genetically engineer them to be both tasty and efficient? That's how genetics works, right?

Indeed, that is exactly how genetics works. But only if you use quantum.

Thinking about that, since it's the Japanese that will be cloning the beast, how many trunks do you think they will give it? It's gotta open up entire new worlds of possibility in live-action tentacle porn ...

Hairy tentacle porn with nostrils?  :horrormirth:

Power douche/enema
Title: Re: Mammoths? Possibly.
Post by: President Television on January 22, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
I keep thinking of woolly mammoth porn, and I just can't get the title Sexame Street 32: Snuffleupanass out of my head.