post your favourite examples of swearing :evil:
any language, any dialect, any kind of swear words. if you can, post a translation
mine is this one, from my very own argentina:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5q0xb-S0jg&feature=related
translated transcript of what i can discern of the first 13 seconds (full video is 2:17): "you're a son of a thousand bitches""we went past, you big-balled (idiot), your mother's cunt!""dunno, now we're gonna retake this dick" "now this son of thousand bitches decarburates (?) his car, the son of a bitch"
oh, also (http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/AND-BUTTS.png)
Well, as according to my new signature-"lo mejor de ti goteó por la pierna de tu madre"
"The best part of you dripped down your mothers leg!"
I love how it just rolls off the tongue :lulz:
"Slappa."
"KURWA!!!!"
"INSECTO!!!"
http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world.html
I remember once talking to a woman, who I forget where she's from now so this really annoys me, but apparently they have a 1 word insult that literally means 'You should have been kicked back into your mother" XD
I like it said as a whole sentence. It really conveys hate well. :lol:
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 06:38:51 AM
I remember once talking to a woman, who I forget where she's from now so this really annoys me, but apparently they have a 1 word insult that literally means 'You should have been kicked back into your mother" XD
if it's in spanish it could have been malparido, literally 'badly given-birth to'
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 06:43:55 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 06:38:51 AM
I remember once talking to a woman, who I forget where she's from now so this really annoys me, but apparently they have a 1 word insult that literally means 'You should have been kicked back into your mother" XD
if it's in spanish it could have been malparido, literally 'badly given-birth to'
LOL, I like this one too, I'll remember that.
Wow, I am now so excited to scream "I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MILK!" at the next person who crosses me.
My favorite American insults:
1. Go climb a wall of dicks, you candle-sniffing fuckfence
2. Assfacehole
Aw! eatabagofdicks.com is dead. :sad:
Or yiddish curses like "MAY your dick shrivel and fall off and that a dog should puke on it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFD9lW9PGM4
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 19, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFD9lW9PGM4
Damn your festering corpse to heck, RWHN!!
I would be remiss if I didn't post this, again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ptNeHrhuSc
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 01:20:35 PM
I would be remiss if I didn't post this, again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ptNeHrhuSc
Nice! :lulz:
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 01:19:16 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 19, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFD9lW9PGM4
Damn your festering corpse to heck, RWHN!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjigDLZ6-U
Which reminds me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc
This one's for Nigel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJgyuAu6eo
http://principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Screaming_Hysterical_Nothingness
I will fuck you in your ear, you fucking coprophage.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 01:24:47 PM
This one's for Nigel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJgyuAu6eo
Oh I love this! She's rad.
My favorite swear comes from this Onion article, Smoking Now Permitted Only In Special Room In Iowa (http://www.theonion.com/articles/smoking-now-permitted-only-in-special-room-in-iowa,603/)
QuoteGnawing at the bruised, bloodied ball of his thumb, Freeburn added: "Fucking shit-ass Christ piss!"
I've been using it for years, but when I use it, I usually say 'Jesus fucking shit-assed Chris piss', I think it sounds just a little better.
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 19, 2011, 01:22:19 PM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 01:19:16 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 19, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFD9lW9PGM4
Damn your festering corpse to heck, RWHN!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjigDLZ6-U
You're doing it wrong! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ayloXq_w9Y)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 20, 2011, 12:38:52 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 19, 2011, 01:22:19 PM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 01:19:16 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 19, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFD9lW9PGM4
Damn your festering corpse to heck, RWHN!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjigDLZ6-U
You're doing it wrong! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ayloXq_w9Y)
I noticed that, while she had fun signing "Fuck You", she somewhat conveniently forgot to sign the word "nigga" in the backup vocals.
(08:24:43 PM) Cramulus: I'M GOING TO POUR AN ENTIRE GALLON OF CANOLA OIL INTO YOUR MOTHER'S BEDROOM AND TELL HER IT'S YOUR DAD'S GOLDEN WINE. SURE ENOUGH, SHE STARTS LICKING IT UP LIKE A CRACK PIPE ON PROM NIGHT
(08:25:33 PM) Cramulus: MY NEIGHBOR HASN'T SEEN SO MUCH DICK TAR SINCE THE SPERM FLOOD OF 89
(08:26:18 PM) Cramulus: HE SAID, WOAH NELLY, I'M GOING TO BLOW SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH SO HARD IT'LL GIVE YOUR KIDS A CONCUSSION
(08:26:37 PM) Cramulus: WHERE IN FACT, IT'LL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE A CONCUSSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.
(08:27:22 PM) [000]: DICK TAR ANT HONEY FIRE BURNING STINGING ITCH LICE PENIS
(08:27:40 PM) Cramulus: LISTEN YOU INSIPID JIZZ PANDA I'VE HAD ENOUGH PISS TALK FROM YOUR RECTAL COLLEGE AND SIMPERING TURD BAGEL FRIENDS. SO INSTEAD OF PISSING OFF, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING SIT IN IT AND COPULATE?
(08:28:30 PM) Cramulus: I'M TEN TIMES THE PISS PIRATE YOU COULD EVER BE, AND THREE TIMES THE DICKS. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS SHIT ANYMORE, THE STINK WAVES ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME SHITTING LIQUID SCABS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL REPORT CARD
(08:28:33 PM) Cramulus: WHAT
(08:28:50 PM) Cramulus: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOU PECKISH ANAL LEPRECHAUN?
(08:28:59 PM) Cramulus: LISTEN I'VE SEEN WILLOW AND YOU SUCKED ASS IN IT
(08:29:34 PM) Cramulus: I'LL CALL YOU - A THROAT GOBBLER. TO YOUR FACE!
(08:29:38 PM) Cramulus: SIT ON IT
(08:29:40 PM) Cramulus: IN FACT
(08:29:44 PM) Cramulus: SHIT ON IT
(08:29:50 PM) Payne: CRAM
(08:30:05 PM) Payne: WHEN I MEET YOU, EXPECT A BOTTLE OF VODKA IN THE FACE
(08:30:06 PM) Cramulus: SHIT FUCK DAMN
(08:30:17 PM) Payne: ARSE RAIDING MUNCHEN
(08:30:43 PM) Cramulus: WHEN I VODKA YOU, EXPECT TO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SHIT LIKE AN ANAL TODDLER WITH NO FUCKING CLUE HOW HE GOT BOTH HIS FISTS LODGED IN YOUR PUSTULOUS ASS
(08:30:43 PM) Payne: I HATE YOU SO HARD, THE WHITES OF MY EYES ARE PINK FROM BURST BLOOD VESSELS
(08:31:03 PM) Payne: CRAM, I'LL ASS FUCK YOU, WITH MY WHOLE LEG
(08:31:15 PM) Payne: WITHOUT LUBE
(08:31:16 PM) Idem: GUYS THIS IS A BUSINESS MEETING
(08:31:23 PM) Idem: KEEP IT DOWN
(08:31:24 PM) Cramulus: I HATE YOU LIKE A CHILD HATES GETTING PISTOL WHIPPED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CHURCH BUT THAT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON FOR TALKING SHIT IN THE HOUSE OF THE LOUUURRRDE
(08:31:29 PM) Payne: CAUSE THATS HOW I ENJOY MY ASS FUCKIN
(08:31:54 PM) Cramulus: IF YOU'LL QUIT GARGLING JIZZ FOR JUST A FUCKING SECOND YOU'LL SEE THAT YOU ARE DAMAGING MY SELF ESTEEM
(08:32:00 PM) Payne: FUCK YOUR LORD CRAM, HE CRIED WHEN I INSERTED MY GREAT WHITE PALADIN INTO HIS ANUS
(08:32:31 PM) Payne: HE SHOUTED THIS IS MY BODY THIS IS MY BLOOD, BUT I JUST LAUGHED
(08:32:36 PM) Cramulus: THERE AREN'T FONT TAGS BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR PREGNANT ASS
(08:32:51 PM) Idem: FUCK YOU BOTH
(08:32:58 PM) Cramulus: I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY THAT ROTUND OR YOUR LEGS ARE PREGNANT
(08:35:52 PM) Cramulus: IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET A PET TAPE WORM AND NAME IT STUPID PIECE OF CUM-SHIT BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF YOU
(08:36:49 PM) Cramulus: YOU THINK I'M NOT SERIOUS? I WILL PERSONALLY CLIMB DOWN OFF THIS BUILDING AND STRETCH YOUR JAWS AROUND YOUR OWN ASS AND MAKE YOU TAKE A DUMP RIGHT INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS
(08:36:50 PM) Payne: CRAM, I MEASURED THE DISTANCE TO THE PUB IN CRAMS, EXCEPT IN THE VERNACULAR I CALLED THEM DISTANCES BETWEEN TIGHTLY COILED PILES OF COG SHIT
(08:37:51 PM) Cramulus: THE OTHER DAY I OPENED MY FRONT DOOR AND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY DUDE" BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A QUIVERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT THAT SOMEBODY HAD HEATED UP IN A MICROWAVE UNTIL IT STARTED TO SING SHOWTUNES AND CRAP PISS ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMN LAWN
(08:37:59 PM) Cramulus: IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE
(08:38:14 PM) Cramulus: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SWEAR FOR ELEVEN MINUTES NOWWWWWWW
(08:39:43 PM) Cramulus: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL POUR RAZORS INTO YOUR SHIT AND TELL CHILDREN THAT IT IS A DELICIOUS SURPRISE, THEN SUE YOU
(08:40:46 PM) Harlequin: DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING COME DOWN AND SHOVE COAXIAL SOUND CABLES INTO YOUR ASS AND THEN PLAY AC/DC SO FUCKING LOUD YOUR FUCKING ANUS WILL STAR DANCING AND EJECT ALL THE FUCKING SHIT THAT YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS AND NINE MONTHS AND THREE DAYS AND FORTY-FIVE SECONDS
(08:41:56 PM) Cramulus: JESUS CHRIST I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SIMPERING SHITTALK PISSBALLS
(08:42:19 PM) Cramulus: I'M RELOADING RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER FUCKING PUT ON A HELMET AND TAKE A SHIT
(08:42:26 PM) Cainad: FOUL LANGUAGE
(08:43:05 PM) Harlequin: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK DOWN MOTHER FUCKER OR I'LL ROLL UP NEW SCIENTIST AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH SCIENCE EXCEPT IT WILL BE SCIENCE COVERED IN YOUR OWN BLOOD AND VOMIT AND SHIT
(08:43:13 PM) Cramulus: WHAT
(08:43:41 PM) Cramulus: I WILL WRAP YOU HEAD TO TOE IN DUCT TAPE AND PUT SNAKES IN YOUR INTESTINES THAT EAT YOUR SHIT SO WHEN YOU SHIT YOU SHIT SNAKES FULL OF SHIT
(08:44:09 PM) Harlequin: Well I find that just in bad taste
(08:44:20 PM) Cramulus: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
(08:44:30 PM) Cainad: ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE SLIMY DOLPHIN BALLS UP BEFORE I FORCE CANDIRU FISH INTO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES AND LIGHT YOUR FACE ON FIRE
(08:45:08 PM) Cramulus: YOU'RE A SODA DRINKING DANDRUFF SORTER WITH A BLACKLIGHT SENSITIVE ANAL BRAIN WITH ASS CHEEKS FOR LOBES
(08:46:01 PM) Cramulus: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY MORE OF YOUR INTRACTABLE MENTAL JIZZ OLYMPICS
(08:46:47 PM) Cramulus: BUT IN THE MEANTIME I AWARD YOU THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR BEING A SPECIAL-ED PISS POLYP
(08:52:51 PM) P3nT4gR4m: what I really wanted from this place was crystal meth and a blowjob but I'll settle for tourettes
(08:52:59 PM) Cramulus: JESUS IT'S FUCKING P3NT
(08:53:33 PM) Cramulus: THAT IS TO SAY - JESUS SOME TOTAL MORON HAS JACKED PENT'S ACCOUNT AND NOW HE'S SAYING THE DUMBEST SHIT AN IDIOT COULD IMAGINE
(08:55:48 PM) Cramulus: I'LL GIVE YOU WOOD. I'LL RAM MY COCKKNOB RIGHT IN YOUR EYE UNTIL YOU BURST INTO TEARS BUT INSTEAD OF TEARS ITS HIGHLY ACIDIC URINE THAT EATS YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY FROM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK AND SOME CUNT IS LIKE MOMMY MOMMY, DOES THAT MAN HAVE SOME SORT OF RENAL DEFECT? AND HER MOM WILL SAY NO SWEETHEART, HE'S JUST A FAT, JITTERY, LOATHSOME PIECE OF SHIT THAT CAN'T TELL HIS OWN FACE FROM A MOUNTAIN OF TODDLER TURDS THAT PEDOS
(08:57:33 PM) P3nT4gR4m: CRAM I RAMMED BOTH MY FISTS AND HALF MY FOOT IN YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE LAST NIGHT AND THEN SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO WORK OUT WHICH HOLE WAS WHICH SHE UNLOADED THE MOTHER OF ALL FOLLOW THROUGHS RIGHT IN MY FACE.
(08:57:41 PM) P3nT4gR4m: i GOT CHARGED EXTRA FOR THAT
(08:57:41 PM) Cramulus: ANAL SWEAT SHIT DICKS FUCK SHIT URINE PISS FUCK DRIPPINGS RUNNING DOWN YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE SOME KIND OF ANAL RACE
(08:59:16 PM) P3nT4gR4m: BABY ASS RAPE
(08:59:25 PM) Cramulus: IT TOOK ME 18 MONTHS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT UP WITH YOUR VERBAL AIDS YOU DICK TURBAN
(08:59:28 PM) ***Cramulus breathing heavily
(08:59:37 PM) Cramulus: can't.... stop... fuck....
(09:00:17 PM) P3nT4gR4m: WHY NOT TRY FUCKING YOURSELF IN THE WINDPIPE WITH A LENGTH OF ROTTING HORSE COCK
(09:01:00 PM) Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU EAT A WHOLE CANOE FULL OF MORMON MEN ALL JACKING EACH OTHER OFF
(09:01:15 PM) P3nT4gR4m: POUR SOME BLEACH DOWN IT TO SIMULATE SPOOGE
(09:01:43 PM) Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU DIE TEN TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN I'LL FIST YOUR WIFE ON YOUR GRAVE
(09:01:46 PM) Cramulus: AND SHE'LL SHIT
(09:02:11 PM) P3nT4gR4m: SUPERGLUE YOUR EYES TO A BABIES NIPPLES THEN JERK YOUR HEAD BACK AND SEE WHICH COMES OFF FIRST
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
cramulus is officialy my favourite among the forum members. but only when howl isn't around.
now this isn't a good example of creative swearing, but the intro to this song always made me laugh (around 0:31 or so):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jalIarlN8E
just ignore the cybergoth outfits, mexicans don't look good in them :p
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 20, 2011, 05:52:55 PM
cramulus is officialy my favourite among the forum members. but only when howl isn't around.
Fuck Howl. He's a rotten, useless bastard who spreads woe as fast as he spreads his terrible strain of herpes. And he owes me $30.
don't be mislead -- Cramulus blows ass
Is that before or after the mustache ride?
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2011, 06:29:55 PM
don't be mislead -- Cramulus blows ass
As in, there are hoofed mammals in his exhalations.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 20, 2011, 05:52:55 PM
cramulus is officialy my favourite among the forum members. but only when howl isn't around.
Fuck Howl. He's a rotten, useless bastard who spreads woe as fast as he spreads his terrible strain of herpes. And he owes me $30.
no, i won't fuck him if he has herpes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 20, 2011, 05:52:55 PM
cramulus is officialy my favourite among the forum members. but only when howl isn't around.
Fuck Howl. He's a rotten, useless bastard who spreads woe as fast as he spreads his terrible strain of herpes. And he owes me $30.
Oh, about that Roger... Howl told me to tell you that he gave it to BB. But, apparently, BB spent it on shrooms and ketamine.
I have to say, swearing in a Scottish accent is just plain fookin awesome.
I remember once getting a rack of hatemail from an Australian Satanist on YouTube, that would have turned the air blue at a dockers piss up. So I decided to write back to him, in a manner that might outswear and insult him to such an extent that he would desist from clagging up my inbox with his dreary, unimaginative profanities and insults about the Queen. I got quite into the spirit of the whole thing, and enjoyed it immensley. So here it is.
Dear Master Belial,
You Jesus loving Choirboy! You sad sack of shit, Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, with the same sewage filled mouth you use to lick your mothers rancid slop pot of a cunt out with.
The poor woman must have cut her own fucking womb out, when she realised what slopped out of the abortion clinics waste bucket and followed her home! You Insult my fucking cuntry? You must be mistaking me for someone who gives a rats arse! Sitting there in your sewage caked shit hole, with your fuckin' mad fantasies of lord santa, (i love him a lot!) Take your fucking mummy's stained scuzzy gusseted panties off your fucking head, and stick em up your rent boy TULIP ARSE!
WANKING AWAY THERE LIKE A FUCKING CIRCUS CHIMP! You fucking Virgin! Jesus is the only one who loves you, he's got a special place for you in Heaven, only you will be the only fucking one there, you sick vomit breathed crack raddled ROCK SPIDER! But first they are going to catch you and stick you in a fucking prison cell for fifty years, for fucking little children, you fucking nonce! And even then, Jesus wil lstill love you. A lot!
But not before the rest of the locked up nonces take turns at you, every single day of your miserable waste of a life,
until you are the fucking utility spunk bucket for every other depraved monster that you sicken with every breath you take.
But still Jesus loves you, no matter what. Jesus loves you more than that fuckin LOSER GOBLIN eared GAYBOY Satan shitpipe EVER WILL! Jesus will come down from heaven, and GOBLIN will run away, and you will say IM SORRY LORD JESUS, TAKE ME HOME TO HEAVEN! And Jesus Christ, will look at you and say, WE GOT NO ROOM FOR NO ROCK SPIDER NONCE KIDDY FUCKERS LIKE YOU IN HEAVEN, and you will cry like a little girl, with wet knickers and sob away into your snotty sleeve, and then, because JESUS STILL LOVES YOU, he will give you a blunt bit of old tin can, and say KILL YOURSELF, I LOVE YOU, KILL YOURSELF NO-ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU LIKE jESUS DOES, AND YOU'LL SLASH YOUR OWN THROAT, BUT YOU WON'T DIE, BECAUSE ONLY WET SLOPPY GOBLIN SHIT RUNS IN YOUR VEINS, and you have to face the rest of your life being fucked by JESUS, WHO LOVES YOU, A LOT!
OK? Now fuck off, and don't bother me again you CUNT!
Regards, BadBeast.
He ended up friending me on YouTube, but he must have upset other people, because his account was pulled a few weeks after this. Not everyone is as tolerant as I am. :evil: :evil:
But just so you don't think I was too harsh, this is what I was responding to. (All I did was asked if he was some kind of Christian)
i'm no christian cunt fuck u, u pathetic worm
would christian say this motherfucker go and kill ya self u fucked up retarded piece of maggot shit fuck ya mother for giving birth to u she is just a slut and i know that she made a big mistake giving birth to u fucking worm call me a christian cunt i swear that if i saw ya face i would fucking stab u so many times that u would be nothing more then a bloody pile of fucking pus blood and mush fuck u fuck ya mother fuck ya father fuck everyone that u know all of u just fucking die call me a christian cunt i wish i could meet u i would fucking destroy u seriously and u know what fuck friends who needs them the fucking leeches they all fucking are i am proud to admit i have no friends and thats the way it will atay so once again fuck u and die hail satan hail satan hail satan
So he did give me ample reason to send a few choice words back.
A couple of other swears I enjoy are:
SHIT FUCK DAMN
Eat a bowl of dicks
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
Anybody who says that English lacks the finely-honed, nuanced yet baffling swearing found in other languages simply isn't trying hard enough.
and of course...
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!!
Quote from: Cramulus on January 21, 2011, 06:41:46 PM
and of course...
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!!
:lulz: I wonder how people might try to translate that into other languages?
"See, it translates roughly to 'A pleasingly-flavored sexual intercourse that is not without the compassion of pity'... something like that."
"I'm shitting in your chimney, you choad burgling dick bishop."
I have to admit, one of my favorite of all time comes from the movie Hook...
"You parasitic putrid sacks of entrails!"
"I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock" from Transmet has been a personal favorite of mine.
I'm still giggling at the idea of screaming "I'M GONNA SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING MILK!" at someone.
Or in the first Blade Movie, Blade calls some vamp slut a "Cock juggling thunder cunt". Which made me laugh, at least.
There are always the funny censors...like "motivator" for "motherfucker", or "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps" for "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass." (the latter from the censored big lebowski.)
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
Or in the first Blade Movie, Blade calls some vamp slut a "Cock juggling thunder cunt". Which made me laugh, at least.
Damn. I haven't heard that one in YEARS. :golfclap:
George Clooney, "Now, are you a failed Preacher, who's lost his faith, or are you a mean, motherfucking servant of GOD?"
Harvey Kietel "I'm a mean, ermmm..,blmm servant of God!"
Dusk til Dawn.
Quote from: Suu on January 21, 2011, 08:36:57 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
Or in the first Blade Movie, Blade calls some vamp slut a "Cock juggling thunder cunt". Which made me laugh, at least.
Damn. I haven't heard that one in YEARS. :golfclap:
Well it's not that often that Wes Snipes gets a role he can be funny in, but I think Blade is his finest hour.
(It was Blade 3,not 1)
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 08:38:17 PM
George Clooney, "Now, are you a failed Preacher, who's lost his faith, or are you a mean, motherfucking servant of GOD?"
Harvey Kietel "I'm a mean, ermmm..,blmm servant of God!"
Dusk til Dawn.
I play that one on my radio show sometimes.
It is a classic!