Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 06:02:25 PM

Title: If someone
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
doesn't remove that motherfucking flashing t shirt add at the bottom of this page my fucking head is going to explode.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
doesn't remove that motherfucking flashing t shirt add at the bottom of this page my fucking head is going to explode.

Agreed.  I have been seething in hatred all morning.

Advertisments, okay, I fully understand the need for them.  Flashing advertisements make me automatically not even consider the product, whether that ad be here or elsewhere.  You could be advertising a Kim Kardashian clone giveaway, and I'd skip right past it.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Whatever on January 20, 2011, 06:06:33 PM
Oh I know how you feel...

THE FUCKER WON'T GO AWAY!!! :argh!:
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: AFK on January 20, 2011, 06:07:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
doesn't remove that motherfucking flashing t shirt add at the bottom of this page my fucking head is going to explode.

Agreed.  I have been seething in hatred all morning.

Advertisments, okay, I fully understand the need for them.  Flashing advertisements make me automatically not even consider the product, whether that ad be here or elsewhere.  You could be advertising a Kim Kardashian clone giveaway, and I'd skip right past it.

That, and she'd be kind of hard to hide.  I mean, how would I explain that to my wife?

"Uhh, surprise honey!  We have an au pair!"
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:11:35 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 20, 2011, 06:07:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
doesn't remove that motherfucking flashing t shirt add at the bottom of this page my fucking head is going to explode.

Agreed.  I have been seething in hatred all morning.

Advertisments, okay, I fully understand the need for them.  Flashing advertisements make me automatically not even consider the product, whether that ad be here or elsewhere.  You could be advertising a Kim Kardashian clone giveaway, and I'd skip right past it.

That, and she'd be kind of hard to hide.  I mean, how would I explain that to my wife?

"Uhh, surprise honey!  We have an au pair!"

I would call Nurse Enabler and BRAG about it. 

"Hey, honey!  Betcha can't guess what I'm doing!"
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Whatever on January 20, 2011, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 20, 2011, 06:07:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:06:22 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
doesn't remove that motherfucking flashing t shirt add at the bottom of this page my fucking head is going to explode.

Agreed.  I have been seething in hatred all morning.

Advertisments, okay, I fully understand the need for them.  Flashing advertisements make me automatically not even consider the product, whether that ad be here or elsewhere.  You could be advertising a Kim Kardashian clone giveaway, and I'd skip right past it.

That, and she'd be kind of hard to hide.  I mean, how would I explain that to my wife?

"Uhh, surprise honey!  We have an au pair!"


Dammit RWHN....

:spittake:
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:13:34 PM
Also, I could drain the silicon out of her lips alone, and reseal the reactor vessels at work.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 06:15:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 06:13:34 PM
Also, I could drain the silicon out of her lips alone, and reseal the reactor vessels at work.

:lulz:
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Cramulus on January 20, 2011, 06:37:39 PM
that ad does blow

right click on it to grab the address
then add it to your list of blocked pages

if you're using Opera, you can just right click, press "block content" and then click on the banner.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2011, 06:37:39 PM
that ad does blow

right click on it to grab the address
then add it to your list of blocked pages

if you're using Opera, you can just right click, press "block content" and then click on the banner.

Holy shit. THANK YOU!!!!!
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:05:52 PM
Also, if you were at a bar or a party, and someone was wearing that shirt, would you:

A.  Think "HOLY SHIT that's cool!  I want to drink with this obvious party animal!",

B.  Try to find someone interesting to talk to, and make contrived excuses to go to the bathroom each time that shirt-wearing person spoke to you, or

C.  Point at the nerd and bray laughter, possibly explaining that the shirt might have been acceptable in, say, 1985.  Inside out.  At a Winger concert. 
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:13:45 PM
If the thread title had been more descriptive I would have seen this earlier, I can remove it, any annoying adverts can be blocked.

I've contacted the guy asking him to use an alternative, if its not gone by morning I'll remove it.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 10:20:21 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Whatever on January 20, 2011, 10:20:41 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:13:45 PM
If the thread title had been more descriptive I would have seen this earlier, I can remove it, any annoying adverts can be blocked.

I've contacted the guy asking him to use an alternative, if its not gone by morning I'll remove it.

Faust your are my hero and I love you!!!!

I wasn't able to make it go away so I've just stayed at the top of threads all day :oops:
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
I'd remove it immediately (it it horrendous) but the guy is spending money on having it there so I thought I'd at least approach him about it and give him a chance to do something about it before just pulling it.
Sorry guys, in the meantime crams suggestion of adblock or opera's block function will have to do.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
I'd remove it immediately (it it horrendous) but the guy is spending money on having it there so I thought I'd at least approach him about it and give him a chance to do something about it before just pulling it.
Sorry guys, in the meantime crams suggestion of adblock or opera's block function will have to do.

Freezing it would work.

Also, let him know that blinking adverts make people hate him and his product.  They call attention to it, but not in the manner he wishes.

That line about "there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to show biz, as Richard Nixon and Willy Horton discovered the hard way.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Faust on January 21, 2011, 12:15:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
I'd remove it immediately (it it horrendous) but the guy is spending money on having it there so I thought I'd at least approach him about it and give him a chance to do something about it before just pulling it.
Sorry guys, in the meantime crams suggestion of adblock or opera's block function will have to do.

Freezing it would work.

Also, let him know that blinking adverts make people hate him and his product.  They call attention to it, but not in the manner he wishes.

That line about "there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to show biz, as Richard Nixon and Willy Horton discovered the hard way.
I said that I was getting a lot of complaints about it flashing and if he wanted to put up something else he could
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 12:48:53 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 21, 2011, 12:15:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
I'd remove it immediately (it it horrendous) but the guy is spending money on having it there so I thought I'd at least approach him about it and give him a chance to do something about it before just pulling it.
Sorry guys, in the meantime crams suggestion of adblock or opera's block function will have to do.

Freezing it would work.

Also, let him know that blinking adverts make people hate him and his product.  They call attention to it, but not in the manner he wishes.

That line about "there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to show biz, as Richard Nixon and Willy Horton discovered the hard way.
I said that I was getting a lot of complaints about it flashing and if he wanted to put up something else he could

Tell I have a hate for him that is laser-like in its purity.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Faust on January 21, 2011, 12:58:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 12:48:53 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 21, 2011, 12:15:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
I'd remove it immediately (it it horrendous) but the guy is spending money on having it there so I thought I'd at least approach him about it and give him a chance to do something about it before just pulling it.
Sorry guys, in the meantime crams suggestion of adblock or opera's block function will have to do.

Freezing it would work.

Also, let him know that blinking adverts make people hate him and his product.  They call attention to it, but not in the manner he wishes.

That line about "there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to show biz, as Richard Nixon and Willy Horton discovered the hard way.
I said that I was getting a lot of complaints about it flashing and if he wanted to put up something else he could

Tell I have a hate for him that is laser-like in its purity.
If he says anything along the lines of "its not that bad" or anything other then he'll remove it I will do.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 01:03:46 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 21, 2011, 12:58:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 12:48:53 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 21, 2011, 12:15:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:53:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 20, 2011, 10:26:17 PM
I'd remove it immediately (it it horrendous) but the guy is spending money on having it there so I thought I'd at least approach him about it and give him a chance to do something about it before just pulling it.
Sorry guys, in the meantime crams suggestion of adblock or opera's block function will have to do.

Freezing it would work.

Also, let him know that blinking adverts make people hate him and his product.  They call attention to it, but not in the manner he wishes.

That line about "there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to show biz, as Richard Nixon and Willy Horton discovered the hard way.
I said that I was getting a lot of complaints about it flashing and if he wanted to put up something else he could

Tell I have a hate for him that is laser-like in its purity.
If he says anything along the lines of "its not that bad" or anything other then he'll remove it I will do.

Tell him I wish to poop in his car's gas tank.
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 01:31:30 AM
GAH I HATE NEVER SEEING ADS SO I CAN'T GET MY HATE ON BECAUSE OF ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL LEFT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So what was it advertising?
Title: Re: If someone
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 01:32:51 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 01:31:30 AM
GAH I HATE NEVER SEEING ADS SO I CAN'T GET MY HATE ON BECAUSE OF ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL LEFT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So what was it advertising?

Tee shirts.  Bad tee shirts that make you cringe when you see someone wearing one at a party, etc.

For example, "IT'S MOTHERFUCKING BOOZE TIME". 

Tiresome.