Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 05:30:05 AM

Title: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 05:30:05 AM
In 2001 commercials for Domino's Pizza, the chain's employees wage a never  ending battle against the Noid, a gremlin who delays deliveries and  carries a gun that can turn a pizza ice cold. Many viewers are amused by  the Noid, Domino's says, but one of them took the advertising campaign  personally. Last week Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino's Pizza  shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two  employees hostage. When police arrived, he demanded $100,000 in cash, a  getaway car and a copy of The Widow's Son, a 1985 novel about secret  societies in an 18th century Parisian prison.

All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two  employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up. According to police,  Noid has "psychological problems" and believes that he has an "ongoing  dispute with Tom Monaghan," the head of the Detroit-based Domino's  chain.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 07:00:51 AM
That's a Robert Anton Wilson Book. A really good one too. And the bastards didn't get it for him? Fuck Domino's then. I'm going to Pizza Hut. With the free Salad bar.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: hooplala on January 27, 2011, 03:10:06 PM
2001? 

I haven't seen a Noid commercial since around 1989.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 04:51:44 PM
thats cause the article i copy and pasted from had it wrong..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noid
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 06:32:51 PM
You mean the article you plagiarized?
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
Didn't you just write me to say to ignore you and now your going passive aggressive.


That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 07:45:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/547ZG.gif)
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: Cramulus on January 27, 2011, 07:48:24 PM
NOIDS sounds like a really brooklyn way of pronouncing "nerds"


FNOIDS
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(http://www.mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/noid.gif)
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue

Oh, you are, are you?
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue

Oh, you are, are you?

Cains's will be marked used against the author's permission while yours will be credited to whatever personality you channeled it from.

I know a copyright lawyer who owes me a favor and you have my home address

Let's tango, I'm sure the PR will be :lulz:
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 08:26:29 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 07:36:16 PM
That's it I'm stealing your words and cains and putting it in my anarchy intermitten issue

Oh, you are, are you?

Cains's will be marked used against the author's permission while yours will be credited to whatever personality you channeled it from.

I know a copyright lawyer who owes me a favor and you have my home address

Let's tango, I'm sure the PR will be :lulz:

1.  Google search the piece. 

2.  I have no intention of suing you.  I have a more appropriate response in mind.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
Too lazy
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 08:29:42 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
Too lazy

That's what I thought.  It's funny...You're a proven plagiarist, and you're accusing me of it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
Lazy copypaste != jack shit
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 08:34:12 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
Lazy copypaste != jack shit

= plagiarism.

Like you've stated you plan to do to me at the same time you plan to jack Cain's content, who wasn't even involved.

You're a thief, Yatto.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 08:39:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 08:26:29 PM2.  I have no intention of suing you.  I have a more appropriate response in mind.

Damn this sounded fun.
Anyone found to have infringed
   a copyrighted work may be liable for statutory damages up to $30,000 for
   each work infringed and, if willful infringement is proven by the copyright
   owner, that amount may be increased up to $150,000 for each work infringed.
   In addition, an infringer of a work may also be liable for the attorney's
   fees incurred by the copyright owner to enforce his or her rights.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: Cain on January 27, 2011, 08:51:20 PM
What the fuck is your problem with me, Yatto?  Seriously?  So now you're punishing me for...not being involved in an argument between you and Roger?

You've lost it, man.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Having your written words attached to WL, could very well have a lot more than just Career based consequences. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 09:21:24 PM
BB, i wasnt given the choice of cables or cain

and roger help ensured slowed progress on crams idea of including the discord here to others in the print form of intermittens and by refusing his works, we went from having an issue every other month to just something only a handful of spags bothered to work on. all because of Uncle BadTouch im guessing



AND hmmm suddenly three times in a row my wifi connection lags out... :fnord:
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 09:38:16 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 09:21:24 PM
and roger help ensured slowed progress on crams idea of including the discord here to others in the print form of intermittens and by refusing his works, we went from having an issue every other month to just something only a handful of spags bothered to work on.

So you're drafting people.

Fucking thief.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
Seems the comment I weighed in on has gone. Anyway, L8rs peeps. 
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 10:00:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
Seems the comment I weighed in on has gone. Anyway, L8rs peeps. 

didnt quote me :)
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 10:02:16 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:00:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
Seems the comment I weighed in on has gone. Anyway, L8rs peeps. 

didnt quote me :)

See, BB?  Inherently dishonest.

Great example for that kid of his.  When he's not beating his GF, he's lying and stealing.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 09:38:16 PM

So you're drafting people.


chaos never died
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 10:10:36 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 09:38:16 PM

So you're drafting people.


chaos never died


You have an excuse for everything don't you?  The time you harmed your GF, the lying, the stealing, everything.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 10:15:57 PM
since when is fucking with a quote, lying?
:dok:
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 10:22:11 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:15:57 PM
since when is fucking with a quote, lying?
:dok:

Shut it, liar.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 27, 2011, 10:29:08 PM
Well, there goes the last bit of respect I had for Yatto.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2011, 10:30:08 PM
:wade:
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 10:31:23 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:30:08 PM
:wade:

Yes.  Congratulations.
Title: Re: NOIDS
Post by: hooplala on January 27, 2011, 10:31:42 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:30:08 PM
:wade:

Yeah, this is pretty reminiscent of Wade's behavior.  Bravo.