HEH FUCK OFF first and foremost.
HEY FUCK HEAD!!!!!
YES YOU!!!!
YOUR PUNK ASS WIPED US BECAUSE YOU FUCKING MADE THE HEALER OOM SO THE FUCKING TANK DIED!!!!!
What? You say you couldn't see the fucking FIRE??? Youcoudln't SEE YOUR FUCKING LIFE TICKING AWAY????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!!
When someone tells you to die in a fire they are most likely telling you both die in a fire and that they think you are fucking toolbag dumb enough to actually stand in a FUCKING FIRE until you die. You see the problem is the Fire isn't always Fire. And as evident in WoW and other MMORPGs you have no physical feedback telling you OMFGDAMNITITSFUCKIGNHAWTMOVEYOUSUMBITCH.
What the fuck does this have to do with the real life?
A fuck ton you keyturner. Now listen the fuck up and learn to use your mouse to move and stop clicking your spells.
HAHA fuckers are now all tuning this shit out because it is referencing shit outside of your filters. it is referencing shit that only basement dwelling social outcasts understand. That means it has no bearing you at all.
WRONG DONALD. NOW LISTEN THE FUCK UP!!!
The FireTM is anything that kills you, but not just you but kills you and by killing you KILLS EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE!!!!!!!
What teh fuck is this retard spouting? Has he finally gone pineal on us? Is this fuckhead drunk?
HEH
No.
The FireTM is that shit is not only making your life harder, but wastes everyone elses' time and resources tryign to save your punk ass from.
The FireTM is your drug addiction. Your game addiction. Your cell phone. It can be anything. Sometime you need to pull your head of your ass and away from whatever it is that is so important for you to do so you can WIN.
The FireTM is your family growing distant from you because you spend all your fucking time in the fucking office earning money so you can buy shit you don't need like that luxury sedan with features you don't really fucking need, and probably only want becasue your two neighbors have the exact same car but from 2 years ago.
So, once and a while. Stop look around, make sure you aren't in the FireTM and see what else is going on in your life. Tunnel vision kills. And it doesn't always kill you.
Die in a fire or don't. You can choose. You just need to wake up and pay attention.
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 27, 2011, 07:41:48 AM
HEH FUCK OFF first and foremost.
HEY FUCK HEAD!!!!!
YES YOU!!!!
YOUR PUNK ASS WIPED US BECAUSE YOU FUCKING MADE THE HEALER OOM SO THE FUCKING TANK DIED!!!!!
What? You say you couldn't see the fucking FIRE??? Youcoudln't SEE YOUR FUCKING LIFE TICKING AWAY????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!!
When someone tells you to die in a fire they are most likely telling you both die in a fire and that they think you are fucking toolbag dumb enough to actually stand in a FUCKING FIRE until you die. You see the problem is the Fire isn't always Fire. And as evident in WoW and other MMORPGs you have no physical feedback telling you OMFGDAMNITITSFUCKIGNHAWTMOVEYOUSUMBITCH.
What the fuck does this have to do with the real life?
A fuck ton you keyturner. Now listen the fuck up and learn to use your mouse to move and stop clicking your spells.
HAHA fuckers are now all tuning this shit out because it is referencing shit outside of your filters. it is referencing shit that only basement dwelling social outcasts understand. That means it has no bearing you at all.
WRONG DONALD. NOW LISTEN THE FUCK UP!!!
The FireTM is anything that kills you, but not just you but kills you and by killing you KILLS EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE!!!!!!!
What teh fuck is this retard spouting? Has he finally gone pineal on us? Is this fuckhead drunk?
HEH
No.
The FireTM is that shit is not only making your life harder, but wastes everyone elses' time and resources tryign to save your punk ass from.
The FireTM is your drug addiction. Your game addiction. Your cell phone. It can be anything. Sometime you need to pull your head of your ass and away from whatever it is that is so important for you to do so you can WIN.
The FireTM is your family growing distant from you because you spend all your fucking time in the fucking office earning money so you can buy shit you don't need like that luxury sedan with features you don't really fucking need, and probably only want becasue your two neighbors have the exact same car but from 2 years ago.
So, once and a while. Stop look around, make sure you aren't in the FireTM and see what else is going on in your life. Tunnel vision kills. And it doesn't always kill you.
Die in a fire or don't. You can choose. You just need to wake up and pay attention.
:aaa:
:mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:
Haz Coyote been on teh Peyote? :mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNMTa7Yd3E
The early part gets bogged down in ALL CAPS and WoW specific speak. The point / moral is correct motorcycle.
The Fire™ is all around you, everywhere you look.
200 <--- The net number of people added to the planet every minute. The carrying capacity of the planet is about 2 billion, we currently have 7,081,554,370 people, and we've added 200 more while I've written this post.
http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop (note: That is an estimation, based on the straight math. The last actual count was 6,896,000,000. That's still too fucking many people.
World's on fire.
The fun part is, one fine day, all those people are going to show up on your doorstep at 3AM all sticky with blood, wondering where dinner is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMqs4rPuIAU
SOUL FYAH
SOUL FYAH
SOUL FYAH
AND WE AINT GOT NO WATER
meh, it's not like we started the fire... its been burning since the world started spinning.
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire... its been burning since the world started spinning.
"Burning" and "spinning" don't rhyme very well.
Babylon's burning Baby, can't you see?
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire... its been burning since the world started spinning.
"Burning" and "spinning" don't rhyme very well.
Well I didn't want to make the quote too obvious ;-)
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.
By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.
By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.
He was paraphrasing Billy Joel, which is actually worse.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.
By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.
He was paraphrasing Billy Joel, which is actually worse.
:lulz: Its true... being young in the 80's & 90's leaves it scars....
Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 27, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
meh, it's not like we started the fire.
By that argument, we should abolish fire departments.
He was paraphrasing Billy Joel, which is actually worse.
Maybe we should burn Billy Joel.
I love posting population figures. Nobody ever wants to even look at them. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:59:16 PM
I love posting population figures. Nobody ever wants to even look at them. :lulz:
Much easier to ignore the Fire
TM and carrying with Winning
TM and blame the Tank/healer/mom/God/president/someone else for something you fucking broke.
Coyote, post links to the rants you've made in the last 24 hours to CDGASM, if you wish, or which ever ones you wish. I think it would be good to have you record some of these sermons and have them peppered in, maybe after a couple of quiet tracks, to jar the listener.
(Links, so we can find them later easily)
ETA: And if you do, deliver it all Fire and Brimstone
So are we going to burn Billy fucking Joel then, or what?
Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 08:57:42 PM
So are we going to burn Billy fucking Joel then, or what?
:zombie:
There he is.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 28, 2011, 12:18:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 08:57:42 PM
So are we going to burn Billy fucking Joel then, or what?
:zombie:
There he is.
Yay! Thanks Foxy, I knew he'd burn like a good 'un! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Serves him right for "Still Rock and Roll to Me" The cunt!
Quote from: BadBeast on January 28, 2011, 12:49:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 28, 2011, 12:18:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 08:57:42 PM
So are we going to burn Billy fucking Joel then, or what?
:zombie:
There he is.
Yay! Thanks Foxy, I knew he'd burn like a good 'un!
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Serves him right for "Still Rock and Roll to Me" The cunt!
That song is an argument for species extinction.
At least for the "Billy Joel" part of the Species. And anyone who thinks singing his songs on Karaoke nights is in any way acceptable. They can go too.
Quote from: BadBeast on January 28, 2011, 01:10:29 AM
At least for the "Billy Joel" part of the Species. And anyone who thinks singing his songs on Karaoke nights is in any way acceptable. They can go too.
:lol:
Goddamit now I have Billy Joel stuck in my head.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:59:16 PM
I love posting population figures. Nobody ever wants to even look at them. :lulz:
It's true.
Let me try.
HOLY FUCK 200 BABIES PER MINUTE WHAAAAAAT
OMG WHAT SHOULD BE DO?
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
*STARTS STOMPING OUT THE FIRE BABIES*No but seriously. No actually the above is not at all un-serious. I know the figures. Seven billion plus two hundred a minute. They actually do scare me every time, but apart from that, I really have no fucking idea how to meaningfully act upon that information.
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2011, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:59:16 PM
I love posting population figures. Nobody ever wants to even look at them. :lulz:
It's true.
Let me try.
HOLY FUCK 200 BABIES PER MINUTE WHAAAAAAT
OMG WHAT SHOULD BE DO?
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
*STARTS STOMPING OUT THE FIRE BABIES*
No but seriously. No actually the above is not at all un-serious. I know the figures. Seven billion plus two hundred a minute. They actually do scare me every time, but apart from that, I really have no fucking idea how to meaningfully act upon that information.
Yeah, it's what I call bad signal. It's correct information, but it's of no use.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2011, 02:17:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2011, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:59:16 PM
I love posting population figures. Nobody ever wants to even look at them. :lulz:
It's true.
Let me try.
HOLY FUCK 200 BABIES PER MINUTE WHAAAAAAT
OMG WHAT SHOULD BE DO?
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
*STARTS STOMPING OUT THE FIRE BABIES*
No but seriously. No actually the above is not at all un-serious. I know the figures. Seven billion plus two hundred a minute. They actually do scare me every time, but apart from that, I really have no fucking idea how to meaningfully act upon that information.
Yeah, it's what I call bad signal. It's correct information, but it's of no use.
The Boston Museum of Science has one of these clocks, probably outdated now, where it measures deaths on one dial and birth on another. I can distinctly remember being a kid and watching that clock thinking "...uh, isn't this going to be a problem?" :lol:
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
The early part gets bogged down in ALL CAPS and WoW specific speak. The point / moral is correct motorcycle.
Yeah.
In which case I'd say, redo the whole piece because the "Fire" analogy is nonsense as well, spoken by someone who apparently only knows fire from movies and computer games:
QuoteWhen someone tells you to die in a fire they are most likely telling you both die in a fire and that they think you are fucking toolbag dumb enough to actually stand in a FUCKING FIRE until you die.
No, dying in a fire usually goes like this: You go to bed, sleep, your house is burning, nobody saves you, you die of CO poisoning, your body burns to a crisp. Notice the lack of "standing around in a FUCKING FIRE until you die". It's why they invented smoke detectors.
QuoteSo, once and a while. Stop look around, make sure you aren't in the FireTM and see what else is going on in your life. Tunnel vision kills. And it doesn't always kill you.
Die in a fire or don't. You can choose. You just need to wake up and pay attention.
"You just need to wake up" is truly the most useless and idiotic suggestion to prevent death by fire I have EVER heard.
Although "once in a while, stop and look around to make sure your house is not on fire" really comes to a close second.
Now since this thread isn't about fire prevention methods, I'm just going to leave it at that if you want an analogy for something that slowly kills you because you're not paying any attention right up until it is too late, fire is not exactly the first thing that comes to mind.
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2011, 04:29:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
The early part gets bogged down in ALL CAPS and WoW specific speak. The point / moral is correct motorcycle.
Yeah.
In which case I'd say, redo the whole piece because the "Fire" analogy is nonsense as well, spoken by someone who apparently only knows fire from movies and computer games:
QuoteWhen someone tells you to die in a fire they are most likely telling you both die in a fire and that they think you are fucking toolbag dumb enough to actually stand in a FUCKING FIRE until you die.
No, dying in a fire usually goes like this: You go to bed, sleep, your house is burning, nobody saves you, you die of CO poisoning, your body burns to a crisp. Notice the lack of "standing around in a FUCKING FIRE until you die". It's why they invented smoke detectors.
QuoteSo, once and a while. Stop look around, make sure you aren't in the FireTM and see what else is going on in your life. Tunnel vision kills. And it doesn't always kill you.
Die in a fire or don't. You can choose. You just need to wake up and pay attention.
"You just need to wake up" is truly the most useless and idiotic suggestion to prevent death by fire I have EVER heard.
Although "once in a while, stop and look around to make sure your house is not on fire" really comes to a close second.
Now since this thread isn't about fire prevention methods, I'm just going to leave it at that if you want an analogy for something that slowly kills you because you're not paying any attention right up until it is too late, fire is not exactly the first thing that comes to mind.
Um, he's referring to World of Warcraft, where you can in fact stand in a fire until you die, without even realizing it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2011, 05:00:37 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2011, 04:29:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
The early part gets bogged down in ALL CAPS and WoW specific speak. The point / moral is correct motorcycle.
Yeah.
In which case I'd say, redo the whole piece because the "Fire" analogy is nonsense as well, spoken by someone who apparently only knows fire from movies and computer games:
QuoteWhen someone tells you to die in a fire they are most likely telling you both die in a fire and that they think you are fucking toolbag dumb enough to actually stand in a FUCKING FIRE until you die.
No, dying in a fire usually goes like this: You go to bed, sleep, your house is burning, nobody saves you, you die of CO poisoning, your body burns to a crisp. Notice the lack of "standing around in a FUCKING FIRE until you die". It's why they invented smoke detectors.
QuoteSo, once and a while. Stop look around, make sure you aren't in the FireTM and see what else is going on in your life. Tunnel vision kills. And it doesn't always kill you.
Die in a fire or don't. You can choose. You just need to wake up and pay attention.
"You just need to wake up" is truly the most useless and idiotic suggestion to prevent death by fire I have EVER heard.
Although "once in a while, stop and look around to make sure your house is not on fire" really comes to a close second.
Now since this thread isn't about fire prevention methods, I'm just going to leave it at that if you want an analogy for something that slowly kills you because you're not paying any attention right up until it is too late, fire is not exactly the first thing that comes to mind.
Um, he's referring to World of Warcraft, where you can in fact stand in a fire until you die, without even realizing it.
Which I said. In the rant. And then I said the Fire
tm isn't always fire. Once again it's talking about the typeface.
This was also a partial explanation of what it means when someone tells you to die in a fire.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 28, 2011, 03:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2011, 02:17:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2011, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:59:16 PM
I love posting population figures. Nobody ever wants to even look at them. :lulz:
It's true.
Let me try.
HOLY FUCK 200 BABIES PER MINUTE WHAAAAAAT
OMG WHAT SHOULD BE DO?
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
*STARTS STOMPING OUT THE FIRE BABIES*
No but seriously. No actually the above is not at all un-serious. I know the figures. Seven billion plus two hundred a minute. They actually do scare me every time, but apart from that, I really have no fucking idea how to meaningfully act upon that information.
Yeah, it's what I call bad signal. It's correct information, but it's of no use.
The Boston Museum of Science has one of these clocks, probably outdated now, where it measures deaths on one dial and birth on another. I can distinctly remember being a kid and watching that clock thinking "...uh, isn't this going to be a problem?" :lol:
You too? :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 28, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 28, 2011, 03:18:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2011, 02:17:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2011, 02:15:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 07:59:16 PM
I love posting population figures. Nobody ever wants to even look at them. :lulz:
It's true.
Let me try.
HOLY FUCK 200 BABIES PER MINUTE WHAAAAAAT
OMG WHAT SHOULD BE DO?
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
*STARTS STOMPING OUT THE FIRE BABIES*
No but seriously. No actually the above is not at all un-serious. I know the figures. Seven billion plus two hundred a minute. They actually do scare me every time, but apart from that, I really have no fucking idea how to meaningfully act upon that information.
Yeah, it's what I call bad signal. It's correct information, but it's of no use.
The Boston Museum of Science has one of these clocks, probably outdated now, where it measures deaths on one dial and birth on another. I can distinctly remember being a kid and watching that clock thinking "...uh, isn't this going to be a problem?" :lol:
You too? :lulz:
These two dials should be everywhere.