I tried forcing a rant out.
I'm pissed that I'm not pissed enough to rant it out.
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 28, 2011, 02:39:26 AM
I tried forcing a rant out.
I'm pissed that I'm not pissed enough to rant it out.
You gotta let the hate flow. Don't push it, pull it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2011, 02:44:46 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 28, 2011, 02:39:26 AM
I tried forcing a rant out.
I'm pissed that I'm not pissed enough to rant it out.
You gotta let the hate flow. Don't push it, pull it.
Yeah, go and have a quick pull, then just let it ooze out at it's own pace. Like any other form of excretion, rant can suffer with blockage. A good remedial method to help your rant-stool soften enough to squit out, is to check out some of Dark Magus's "Making it happen" posts in TCC. If your stool isn't flowing like lava after this, then you may have an impacted rant-stool, festering in your bilge pipe. Often, a dribble of rant manages to force it's way out, but if you tighten your sphincter, and keep that dribble in, it should lubricate the way for a truly explosive gutsfull of purest hateshit to "Shuffle towards Bethelehem" and birth itself. Don't be surprised if it's content isn't quite what you imagined it to be, the important thing is to let it have it's head. It must be allowed to have that life of it's own. This child of your bowels is it's own creature, and if you truly love it, you must be prepared, like any parent, to let it go. It knows what to do. When Elvis burst in '77, the shitstorm that resulted was only symptomatic of an impacted rant, that he was ashamed to give birth to. He had held it in for so long, (since GI Blues) it had become malignant inside him, like a Cancer. So go steady, there are dangers involved, but the rewards are worth it. So go & Squit rants, til you shit your pance.
Because you're worth it! (Hope this helps) :goatse: