I don't know what you fuckers did to piss God off so bad, but you better figure it out.
Patients are being evacuated from hospitals in the north Queensland city of Cairns as Cyclone Yasi roars closer to the Australian coastline.
Troops are flying patients to Brisbane, while residents in coastal areas are being urged to find safer locations.
Yasi is expected to hit the state as a category four storm early on Thursday, bringing a storm surge and heavy rain.
Queensland Premier Anna Bligh has described the cyclone as "huge and life-threatening".
"This is potentially a deadly storm and we need to take it absolutely seriously," she said.
"If you are in a low-lying or waterfront area in the danger zone and beyond, you need to relocate yourself and your family to safety."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12322154
My parents, cats, great dane, kelpie and goldfish are in Cairns, chillin' in the hallway holding tight in case evacuation becomes needed.
God doesn't hate us. This is all because he forgot to give us water for a few years. It's like backpay, so now the mistake has been noticed it's all coming in as a lump sum.
Ill have to check in on Pat Robertson to see what exactly God is so pissed about.
If only Jerry Falwell were still alive, hed know right away what group of Jesus hating unamericansAustrailians are causing this carnage.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 02, 2011, 06:31:32 AM
Ill have to check in on Pat Robertson to see what exactly God is so pissed about.
If only Jerry Falwell were still alive, hed know right away what group of Jesus hating unamericansAustrailians are causing this carnage.
Julian Assange.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 02, 2011, 06:55:34 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 02, 2011, 06:31:32 AM
Ill have to check in on Pat Robertson to see what exactly God is so pissed about.
If only Jerry Falwell were still alive, hed know right away what group of Jesus hating unamericansAustrailians are causing this carnage.
Julian Assange.
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
GOD DAMN AUSTRALIAN TRAITOR :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Queensland is the land of the superstitious tribes people who prayed for rain and got it.
Actually, I think it's my fault, I think I pissed Roger off.
There was some guy in Australia a few weeks ago (around the time the Brisbane flooding started) saying that it was God's punishment for the Prime Minister asking for nuclear inspectors to be sent into to Israel (or some shit like that). I'll try and find the website again.
Quote from: Rumckle on February 02, 2011, 12:33:43 PM
There was some guy in Australia a few weeks ago (around the time the Brisbane flooding started) saying that it was God's punishment for the Prime Minister asking for nuclear inspectors to be sent into to Israel (or some shit like that). I'll try and find the website again.
Please do that sounds amazing. :lulz:
I am of the firm belief this is gods punishment for trying to censor video games.
Prove me wrong.
God is punishing you for sending Keith Urban to us.
Quote from: Lies on February 02, 2011, 11:59:52 AM
Queensland is the land of the superstitious tribes people who prayed for rain and got it.
Actually, I think it's my fault, I think I pissed Roger off.
Sorry, I've been busy fucking with Phoenix.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 02, 2011, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 02, 2011, 12:33:43 PM
There was some guy in Australia a few weeks ago (around the time the Brisbane flooding started) saying that it was God's punishment for the Prime Minister asking for nuclear inspectors to be sent into to Israel (or some shit like that). I'll try and find the website again.
Please do that sounds amazing. :lulz:
It was the foreign minister asking for inspectors not the PM, but anyway:
QuoteThen at once I was reminded of Kevin Rudd speaking against Israel in Israel on 14th December 2010. It is very interesting that Kevin Rudd is from QLD. Is God trying to get our attention? Yes, I believe so.
Also the Lord said to us, " I will humble Australia and bring her down on her knees. As she has taken pride in my blessing, and man has taken the glory and not given it to Me".
Right now (12.30am - just after midnight) around 40 intercessors are crying out to the Lord and repenting on behalf of what Rudd has done against Israel. When I opened my email to write to you, I found the following email in my inbox and was amazed as to how God spoke to us about the same issue.
http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2011/01/08/are-the-qld-floods-the-result-of-kevin-rudd-speaking-against-israel/
And yet, God has done nothing to the various Arab countries that regularly denounces Israel.
I think it's funny that people think God would punish an entire state/territory for the actions of one person. Sure, it's not out of character for him, but the rationale seems a bit lacking.
/understatement
Quote from: Rumckle on February 03, 2011, 02:59:13 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 02, 2011, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 02, 2011, 12:33:43 PM
There was some guy in Australia a few weeks ago (around the time the Brisbane flooding started) saying that it was God's punishment for the Prime Minister asking for nuclear inspectors to be sent into to Israel (or some shit like that). I'll try and find the website again.
Please do that sounds amazing. :lulz:
It was the foreign minister asking for inspectors not the PM, but anyway:
QuoteThen at once I was reminded of Kevin Rudd speaking against Israel in Israel on 14th December 2010. It is very interesting that Kevin Rudd is from QLD. Is God trying to get our attention? Yes, I believe so.
Also the Lord said to us, " I will humble Australia and bring her down on her knees. As she has taken pride in my blessing, and man has taken the glory and not given it to Me".
Right now (12.30am - just after midnight) around 40 intercessors are crying out to the Lord and repenting on behalf of what Rudd has done against Israel. When I opened my email to write to you, I found the following email in my inbox and was amazed as to how God spoke to us about the same issue.
http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2011/01/08/are-the-qld-floods-the-result-of-kevin-rudd-speaking-against-israel/
Except God also punished him already, by taking the Prime Ministership away....
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 03, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
And yet, God has done nothing to the various Arab countries that regularly denounces Israel.
I think it's funny that people think God would punish an entire state/territory for the actions of one person. Sure, it's not out of character for him, but the rationale seems a bit lacking.
/understatement
What I never understood is how exactly people are supposed to decipher that its God. God is very picky about who he talks to and most of the time those people are already on the straight and narrow. So hes essentially throwing suffering at people in the blind hope that eventually they figure out what theyre doing wrong.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 04, 2011, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 03, 2011, 03:10:00 PM
And yet, God has done nothing to the various Arab countries that regularly denounces Israel.
I think it's funny that people think God would punish an entire state/territory for the actions of one person. Sure, it's not out of character for him, but the rationale seems a bit lacking.
/understatement
What I never understood is how exactly people are supposed to decipher that its God. God is very picky about who he talks to and most of the time those people are already on the straight and narrow. So hes essentially throwing suffering at people in the blind hope that eventually they figure out what theyre doing wrong.
I think he just likes to destroy stuff and needs an excuse. Hence him always making his messengers look insane to a rational person. He doesn't want us to stop, Glittersnatch. He loves to see us fall short of his expectation, so he can take another swipe at us. Hence all of his unreasonable rules. But it's getting ok now. There are too many of us for him to keep track of all the time. Near as I can tell, Boston wasn't destroyed by fire from heaven when we legalized gay marriage (and maybe God ran out of kerosene). Snow storms to prevent gay activities maybe, but I would think that if two gay men are stuck in a house together with the power out, that will encourage gay activities. Maybe he likes New England. Of course, that's just as dangerous. We've all seen what good God's love is for his chosen people. :scared:
Or maybe there are multiple gods and they are each different in their errrrrr management styles :lulz:
Or TGRR's "Malevolent God" theory.
God exists, and he's an utter bastard.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 04, 2011, 04:45:37 PM
Or TGRR's "Malevolent God" theory.
God exists, and he's an utter bastard.
I agree with that theory, I just tend to think there is more than one. But they are all assholes!
Quote from: Khara on February 04, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 04, 2011, 04:45:37 PM
Or TGRR's "Malevolent God" theory.
God exists, and he's an utter bastard.
I agree with that theory, I just tend to think there is more than one. But they are all assholes!
It's like they all have god complexes.
A league of supervillain deities. I can get on board with that.
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 04, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 04, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 04, 2011, 04:45:37 PM
Or TGRR's "Malevolent God" theory.
God exists, and he's an utter bastard.
I agree with that theory, I just tend to think there is more than one. But they are all assholes!
It's like they all have god complexes.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 04, 2011, 04:47:46 PM
A league of supervillain deities. I can get on board with that.
Oh hell yeah!!! :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 04, 2011, 04:47:46 PM
A league of supervillain deities. I can get on board with that.
:lulz:
None of you have been paying attention, have you...
IT'S IASON!
Quote from: Hoopla on February 04, 2011, 05:53:54 PM
None of you have been paying attention, have you...
IT'S IASON!
:argh!:
Dammit Hoops we were supposed to keep that a secret until the uprising......
Don't you remember the instrustions at the last super secret meeting when they said... oh shit :oops: nevermind.