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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:34:17 PM

Title: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
The state has run out of money again. 95 HAS NOT BEEN PLOWED.

AVOID IT IF YOU WANT TO GET HOME SOMETIME BEFORE MIDNIGHT.



Regards,

Your Sovereign Princess <3

Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.

YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BOSTONITE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:

It's coming for you, Roger. You felt it...the icy bite. You'll have a nice hard freeze tonight.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.

YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BOSTONITE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:

It's coming for you, Roger. You felt it...the icy bite. You'll have a nice hard freeze tonight.

And 80F by Thursday.  :)

I warned you about keeping all that nature around, when I was down there.  It's bad for you.  And you let all that river go into the ocean, which is wasteful as fuck, and makes God angry.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Richter on February 01, 2011, 07:51:15 PM
I will take route 95 this night, but I will not drive it.  I will walk as far as the enarest bus stop, where the dissenfrancished bleat and bitch in the cold like sheep as they wait for a city bus or the cold to come claim them.  I will harvest various bits to lash myself up some snowshoes of bone and sinew, while I burn the tallow of their corpses for warmth in the human-hide lean-to I will contruct against the bus stop hooch.  I will then stride north, capable and comfortable in my environment as any scion of the killing cold should be.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: AFK on February 01, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
My commute home wasnt too bad.  But I know that my street won't even be touched by a plow until tomorrow night after we get the full 20 inches of snow.  We're all going to be snowed in tomorrow.  Wifey has no work, kids have no school. 

It will be interesting to see how the stir-crazy manifests itself for THIS storm. 
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 01, 2011, 07:51:15 PM
I will take route 95 this night, but I will not drive it.  I will walk as far as the enarest bus stop, where the dissenfrancished bleat and bitch in the cold like sheep as they wait for a city bus or the cold to come claim them.  I will harvest various bits to lash myself up some snowshoes of bone and sinew, while I burn the tallow of their corpses for warmth in the human-hide lean-to I will contruct against the bus stop hooch.  I will then stride north, capable and comfortable in my environment as any scion of the killing cold should be.

Also, Wotan.  He'd appreciate that Fimbulwinter shit.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

Actually God's giving us exactly what we want. It is a singularly New England characteristic to constantly complain about the weather, regardless of what the weather is. I blame immigrants from Ireland and their obsession with weather.

YOU STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BOSTONITE.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:46:31 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
You realize, of course, that this is simply God's punishment for your immoral and wicked ways.

Perhaps if you'd voted for Sarah Palin and Baby Jesus, this wouldn't be happening.

YOU LEAVE MY LEFT-WING RIGHT COAST OUT OF THIS, DESERT DWELLER! Keep your stupid on your side of the Mississippi and stay outta our bidnis.

What's that?  I can't hear you BECAUSE OF THE ICE CLOGGING UP YOUR INTERBUTTS!

:digtbk:

It's coming for you, Roger. You felt it...the icy bite. You'll have a nice hard freeze tonight.

And 80F by Thursday.  :)

I warned you about keeping all that nature around, when I was down there.  It's bad for you.  And you let all that river go into the ocean, which is wasteful as fuck, and makes God angry.

And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Don Coyote on February 01, 2011, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.
With your water fat flesh.

Would it be possible to construct a machine that would extract the water from a human body?
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Adios on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 01, 2011, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.
With your water fat flesh.

Would it be possible to construct a machine that would extract the water from a human body?

Yes.  It's called a "still".
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.

I feel more scripture coming on.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:10:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.

Hey! I used to live in KS!`
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.

I feel more scripture coming on.

My pance are full of scripture, ATM.  We need to do a Holy Textâ„¢ blitz tonight.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:11:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
And then you wonder why Tucson is fucked up. You look out the goddamn window, and all you see is desert. Nothing. Brown mountains and dust. Here, at least we have topography, damnit. God has no place in Tucson, that is why he has abandoned it.

...he just doesn't like the Italians not being in control anymore.

We have topography...LOADS of it.  We just don't have any water.  God has done this to make us hard, so that we may eventually triumph over you soft, pampered lowlanders.

I feel more scripture coming on.

My pance are full of scripture, ATM.  We need to do a Holy Textâ„¢ blitz tonight.

Agreed.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Adios on February 01, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:10:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.

Hey! I used to live in KS!`

You have no idea of how much that explains........ :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 01, 2011, 08:10:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile. full of Kansas and religious tards.

Tightened that up for you.

Hey! I used to live in KS!`

You have no idea of how much that explains........ :lulz:


I lived in Kansas City, on the Wyandotte side, mind you, not BFE west Kansas
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Adios on February 01, 2011, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....

:lol: And we get triple digits in the summer. Extremism belongs to Kansas.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 01, 2011, 08:47:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....

:lol: And we get triple digits in the summer. Extremism belongs to Kansas.

Presumably Providence does too, since Boston gets triple digit temperatures. Granted, it usually floats around 95 with humidity, but occasionally it jumps over a hundred. You do have us beat as far as tornadoes and dust storms go.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 01, 2011, 08:47:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 01, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
Don't come here. It's 11 with a wind chill of -9 with the wind at 30-35 mph. It's snowing so hard visibility is less than one eighth of a mile.

And Roger says God hates Rhode Island....

:lol: And we get triple digits in the summer. Extremism belongs to Kansas.

Presumably Providence does too, since Boston gets triple digit temperatures. Granted, it usually floats around 95 with humidity, but occasionally it jumps over a hundred. You do have us beat as far as tornadoes and dust storms go.

We turn into a pressure cooker sometime in July. The sky turns orange and temperatures average 105 or so.......then August comes and it suddenly drops 30-40 degrees and you're like, "Well, fuck."
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 09:24:40 PM
I had to take my windbreaker off.  It's just a tad warm out there.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: AFK on February 01, 2011, 09:26:32 PM
HATE!!!!!!
:argh!:
RAGE!!!!!
:argh!:
FROTH!!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!::asplode:
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Adios on February 01, 2011, 09:41:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 01, 2011, 09:26:32 PM
HATE!!!!!!
:argh!:
RAGE!!!!!
:argh!:
FROTH!!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!::asplode:
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Meanwhile, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Meanwhile, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks.

A pair of pance might keep you warmer.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2011, 09:48:29 PM
Got those on too. And a hoodie over a t-shirt.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Richter on February 01, 2011, 10:37:28 PM
Last week was fun, we had hoarfrost.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 01, 2011, 11:23:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Meanwhile, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks.

Me too.

But that's all I'm wearing.

And none of them are on my feet.
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2011, 01:25:20 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 01, 2011, 11:23:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Meanwhile, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks.

Me too.

But that's all I'm wearing.

And none of them are on my feet.

:fap:
Title: Re: ATTN CITIZENS OF MY PRINCIPALITY
Post by: Don Coyote on February 02, 2011, 01:25:55 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 01, 2011, 11:23:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Meanwhile, I'm wearing 2 pairs of socks.

Me too.

But that's all I'm wearing.

And none of them are on my feet.

Ears got cold too?