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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on February 04, 2011, 07:04:30 PM

Title: New Drinking Game
Post by: AFK on February 04, 2011, 07:04:30 PM
Unless you are under 21 years of age, in which case you should be doing homework, taking out the garbage, and STAYING OFF MAH LAWN!!!

But for the rest of you:

Here's the game:

Get your favorite bottle of whatever.

Turn on Fox News starting at, whenever Beck comes on the air in your local TV market.

The game is simple.  You take a drink every time someone, anyone, utters the word Caliphate.

If you really want to get sloshed, add in the word "Islamist" 

The game is over when your bottle is empty, the lights go out, or Dick Morris starts to look "bang-able". 

Have fun!

Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Phox on February 04, 2011, 07:14:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 07:04:30 PM
Unless you are under 21 years of age, in which case you should be doing homework, taking out the garbage, and STAYING OFF MAH LAWN!!!

But for the rest of you:

Here's the game:

Get your favorite bottle of whatever.

Turn on Fox News starting at, whenever Beck comes on the air in your local TV market.

The game is simple.  You take a drink every time someone, anyone, utters the word Caliphate.

If you really want to get sloshed, add in the word "Islamist" 

The game is over when your bottle is empty, the lights go out, or Dick Morris starts to look "bang-able". 

Have fun!



Too many rules!  :lulz:
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: AFK on February 04, 2011, 07:16:36 PM
Okay, for you, everytime Beck writes on the chalkboard. 
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2011, 07:16:52 PM
I think I'd have to be drunk to even click over to Beck's show in the first place.
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 04, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
Yo, I tried to watch what I think was about a 4 minute clip of his show once and I could hear my brain cells screaming in my skull.
My eyes began to cross and my head slumped forward as I frowned the frowniest frown that... well, it hurt my face.
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: AFK on February 04, 2011, 07:24:33 PM
I've watched bits and pieces over the past few days and they have seriously latched onto this "Caliphate" narrative.  And it isn't just Beck, it's Hannity, Laura Ingraham.  It's their new buzz word.  That, and some of their guests, like Frank Gaffney, seem to think the Obama administration is essentially in cahoots with the Muslim Brotherhood and that the ultimate goal is to turn the U.S. into Afghanistan. 

But, it's just really comical to hear them all repeating a word and idea that they clearly don't understand. 
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Phox on February 04, 2011, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 07:16:36 PM
Okay, for you, everytime Beck writes on the chalkboard. 
That I could actually remember after the first 5 minutes. Then I would probably stop seeing what he was doing, so I'd just drink anytime I saw movement. 75% of those drinks would be appropriate.  :lulz:
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2011, 07:56:46 PM
Additional House Rule:  take a tab of acid when Glenn Beck explains that, somehow, China will invade New Zealand, or all of Europe will be subsumed in the Caliphate except the Netherlands, which will become a Russian (Soviet) protectorate.
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Luna on February 04, 2011, 07:59:53 PM
To simplify the rules for those who have to be pretty well hammered to get the TV channel over to Fox in the first place...

Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Jenne on February 04, 2011, 08:37:25 PM
:mittens: RWHN! imma try dis!
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: AFK on February 04, 2011, 08:40:35 PM
Please have a designated boob-tube driver.  I mean, if you start making out with the TV when Bernie Goldberg appears you need to be cut off STAT!
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Jenne on February 04, 2011, 08:45:58 PM
:lol: I'd protest, RWHN, that that would be totally impossible, but this is, after all, a drinking game!!
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 04, 2011, 09:47:12 PM
I don't have cable and therefore am not in a position to subject myself to such torture, so instead, I will just take a shot every 3-5 minutes for an hour each evening  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: GIGGLES on February 07, 2011, 01:50:32 AM
ALCOHOL POISONING IS FUCKING AWESOME!
Title: Re: New Drinking Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 07, 2011, 12:49:28 PM
Quote from: GIGGLES on February 07, 2011, 01:50:32 AM
ALCOHOL POISONING IS FUCKING AWESOME THE NEAREST THING SCOTLAND HAS TO A CULTURE!

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