Unless you are under 21 years of age, in which case you should be doing homework, taking out the garbage, and STAYING OFF MAH LAWN!!!
But for the rest of you:
Here's the game:
Get your favorite bottle of whatever.
Turn on Fox News starting at, whenever Beck comes on the air in your local TV market.
The game is simple. You take a drink every time someone, anyone, utters the word Caliphate.
If you really want to get sloshed, add in the word "Islamist"
The game is over when your bottle is empty, the lights go out, or Dick Morris starts to look "bang-able".
Have fun!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 07:04:30 PM
Unless you are under 21 years of age, in which case you should be doing homework, taking out the garbage, and STAYING OFF MAH LAWN!!!
But for the rest of you:
Here's the game:
Get your favorite bottle of whatever.
Turn on Fox News starting at, whenever Beck comes on the air in your local TV market.
The game is simple. You take a drink every time someone, anyone, utters the word Caliphate.
If you really want to get sloshed, add in the word "Islamist"
The game is over when your bottle is empty, the lights go out, or Dick Morris starts to look "bang-able".
Have fun!
Too many rules! :lulz:
Okay, for you, everytime Beck writes on the chalkboard.
I think I'd have to be drunk to even click over to Beck's show in the first place.
Yo, I tried to watch what I think was about a 4 minute clip of his show once and I could hear my brain cells screaming in my skull.
My eyes began to cross and my head slumped forward as I frowned the frowniest frown that... well, it hurt my face.
I've watched bits and pieces over the past few days and they have seriously latched onto this "Caliphate" narrative. And it isn't just Beck, it's Hannity, Laura Ingraham. It's their new buzz word. That, and some of their guests, like Frank Gaffney, seem to think the Obama administration is essentially in cahoots with the Muslim Brotherhood and that the ultimate goal is to turn the U.S. into Afghanistan.
But, it's just really comical to hear them all repeating a word and idea that they clearly don't understand.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 04, 2011, 07:16:36 PM
Okay, for you, everytime Beck writes on the chalkboard.
That I could actually remember after the first 5 minutes. Then I would probably stop seeing what he was doing, so I'd just drink anytime I saw movement. 75% of those drinks would be appropriate. :lulz:
Additional House Rule: take a tab of acid when Glenn Beck explains that, somehow, China will invade New Zealand, or all of Europe will be subsumed in the Caliphate except the Netherlands, which will become a Russian (Soviet) protectorate.
To simplify the rules for those who have to be pretty well hammered to get the TV channel over to Fox in the first place...
- Any time somebody on the screen lies, take a shot.
- Any time somebody on the screen says something horribly, horribly wrong, take a shot.
- Any time they put up a graphic with a factual error, two shots.
:mittens: RWHN! imma try dis!
Please have a designated boob-tube driver. I mean, if you start making out with the TV when Bernie Goldberg appears you need to be cut off STAT!
:lol: I'd protest, RWHN, that that would be totally impossible, but this is, after all, a drinking game!!
I don't have cable and therefore am not in a position to subject myself to such torture, so instead, I will just take a shot every 3-5 minutes for an hour each evening :mrgreen:
ALCOHOL POISONING IS FUCKING AWESOME!
Quote from: GIGGLES on February 07, 2011, 01:50:32 AM
ALCOHOL POISONING IS FUCKING AWESOME THE NEAREST THING SCOTLAND HAS TO A CULTURE!
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