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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Cramulus on February 07, 2011, 08:56:06 PM

Title: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Cramulus on February 07, 2011, 08:56:06 PM
ECH, I think I may have discovered your Québécois clone. (try saying that five times fast)

These guys do not fuck around. Here are a few of their best videos.

Epic Breakfast - 18,531 calories!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q


Fast Food Sushi - 11,816 calories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw


Meatball Death star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCROpchUjQI&feature=relmfu


Slaughterhouse Christmas Special  - they build a gingerbread house out of meat! 81 thousand goddamn calories!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Richter on February 07, 2011, 09:50:47 PM
"Because we're F@#$%'ed up, we garnish the whole thing with Baconators."
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 07, 2011, 11:20:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbBCWZue57M&feature=related

the vegan parody of this made me laugh.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on February 07, 2011, 11:40:26 PM
Me too.  I thought the vegan parody was funny on a couple of levels.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Kai on February 07, 2011, 11:53:53 PM
Posting this here as well: Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

http://www.youtube.com/user/SwedishMealTime
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: President Television on February 08, 2011, 12:45:41 AM
These guys are like the Jackass of food.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Jasper on February 08, 2011, 03:30:09 AM
"We don't fuck around at breakfast!"  :lulz:

Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Kiki on May 21, 2011, 04:23:38 AM
Ahahahaha. The vegan parody made me laugh.

I think Epic Meal Time is stupid. Really really stupid. I just was forced to watch the candy episode of it x.x That was awful.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2011, 04:34:57 PM
I think you're stupid.

Really really stupid.

:)
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2011, 11:33:15 PM
OK, maybe not. But anyone who doesn't like Epic Mealtime is suspect in my book.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 22, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on May 22, 2011, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
It looked very delicious to me.  The breakfast one was my second favorite.  I didn't like the fast food pizza one at all, though.

I just looked at their channel.  The have a bunch of new ones since last time I looked.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 22, 2011, 03:07:34 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 22, 2011, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
It looked very delicious to me.  The breakfast one was my second favorite.  I didn't like the fast food pizza one at all, though.

I just looked at their channel.  The have a bunch of new ones since last time I looked.

It's a total waste of good meat, because none of those meats will be cooked to optimal deliciousness. I've done something like that and, really, you're better off just buying sausage, because in the end it's all overcooked and tastes exactly like slightly dry sausage.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on May 22, 2011, 03:13:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 03:07:34 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 22, 2011, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 22, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
The bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig one was my favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

That was my least favorite one because it didn't look delicious or interesting. The breakfast one was awesome though.
It looked very delicious to me.  The breakfast one was my second favorite.  I didn't like the fast food pizza one at all, though.

I just looked at their channel.  The have a bunch of new ones since last time I looked.

It's a total waste of good meat, because none of those meats will be cooked to optimal deliciousness. I've done something like that and, really, you're better off just buying sausage, because in the end it's all overcooked and tastes exactly like slightly dry sausage.
Ah, ok.

I just watched the Indian one.  That one looked good.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2011, 03:43:52 AM
I just like the progression from ridiculousness in the first few, to outright disturbing in some of the most recent ones.  The lamb head cerberus was just so, so wrong.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 22, 2011, 03:54:18 AM
The 4 Loko chili one just looked AWFUL.  :x
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Jasper on May 23, 2011, 05:20:23 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2011, 03:43:52 AM
I just like the progression from ridiculousness in the first few, to outright disturbing in some of the most recent ones.  The lamb head cerberus was just so, so wrong.

They ate a Cerberus. 

You can't tell me that's not the craziest shit you-

If I ever...

If I ever get married, I'm having that.

AS THE BEST MAN.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Kai on May 30, 2011, 04:27:56 AM
It may not be just me that finds the Epic Mealtime dishes unappealing. I watch Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime; it cracks me up, and I would still eat most of what they make (had it been presented better, and without pre-dinner mayonnaise).
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Freeky on May 30, 2011, 05:49:37 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 04:27:56 AM
It may not be just me that finds the Epic Mealtime dishes unappealing. I watch Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime; it cracks me up, and I would still eat most of what they make (had it been presented better, and without pre-dinner mayonnaise).

OSMT is the shit.  The first episode I watched of theirs was the one where they made cookies.  That's my favorite so far. :lulz:
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Kai on May 30, 2011, 06:58:56 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 30, 2011, 05:49:37 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 04:27:56 AM
It may not be just me that finds the Epic Mealtime dishes unappealing. I watch Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime; it cracks me up, and I would still eat most of what they make (had it been presented better, and without pre-dinner mayonnaise).

OSMT is the shit.  The first episode I watched of theirs was the one where they made cookies.  That's my favorite so far. :lulz:

I just realized that the acronym (ROSMT) sounds like a swedish curse word.
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Freeky on May 31, 2011, 07:55:54 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Epic Mealtime
Post by: Captain Swampass on June 23, 2011, 04:07:03 AM
They're wildly inconsistent when it comes to awesome and creativity. Nothing will ever top that turbacon thing, but some come close. The strange sheep Cerberus thing was terrifying and awesome, and then the meat cars was amusing. Though, they're consistently awful when it comes to their idiotic fast food episodes. I mean, for fucks sake, I can slap together fifteen dozen goddamned burgers then wrap them in bacon. That's nothing, that's not any sort of funny, its just them running out of ideas. Which is painfully obvious in their most recent episode where they basically just... act drunk and eat fast food. They're pretty dead as far as I'm considered.  :bacon: