I have been told that the punishment for the disrespect of the Salizoran mafia capo is getting a "cement tampon".
If this is true, it explains why:
1. Portland Cement, Inc's stock is skyrocketing, and
2. Nigel is ALWAYS smiling in her more recent pics, and
3. She never talks about her ex-husband any more.
Also, how much cement to make a big bastard like that sink?
The magic and wonderment of the friendly local cement maker is ruined for me forever. I jsut picture it swirling around and around in the mixer, thick with heavy black body hair, pouring over the face of a treacherous bookie as his cries for mercy turn into garbles and gags.
Is true, strangely enough it is also the highest honor in Salazore. Is like that with many things there. Enrico's popo, Ritzibottom Salazar, was poet laureate of Salazar and was finished in much the same way. Well, his was also contest, he was given task of recite American Pie by Don McLean before he is cover in rich thick sexy wet cement. He did not. Is alright, though, his glory day of poetry was long behind him, and he had never be the same since Enrico had trick his momo with old "napalm above the door" trick. Ah, well.
Is still cold in Tuscon? Enrico has been live on burn hobo for month now.
No, Generalissimo, sir. It's back up to 70's during the day. :D