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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Dean on February 09, 2011, 05:12:57 PM

Title: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Dean on February 09, 2011, 05:12:57 PM
After going through a bag of cofee that I ground at the store (it took me over a month) I wanted a way to have fresher coffee, but on demand and at a cheap price. I ended up buying this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001804CLY/ref=oss_product (I just realized today that it was out of stock currently. I'm glad I bought it a couple of weeks ago)
And now I grind my own coffee at college right before I drink it. Maybe I'm a coffee snob now...
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Luna on February 09, 2011, 05:14:46 PM
Nah, I drink it with enough Coffee-mate, it doesn't make a real difference.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Dean on February 09, 2011, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 09, 2011, 05:14:46 PM
Nah, I drink it with enough Coffee-mate, it doesn't make a real difference.

I used to put a shit load of cream in my coffee, but one day i ran out and drank it with just sugar in it and i became a god!
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Luna on February 09, 2011, 05:24:33 PM
Never was much of a coffee drinker, that's changed in the past year or two.  I can still take it or leave it.  (I don't drink much when I'm camping, for example, can't be bothered with keeping the creamer cold.)
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 09, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
My husband will often roast his own beans, so we have to grind them ourselves.
We have an electric grinder.

So... yeah. That.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
My coffeemaker has both a timer and a grinder basket.  Whole beans go in, and the timer is set.


My alarm clock is the savage grinding of beans, followed by the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 09, 2011, 06:24:31 PM
With all of the coffee-a-holics here, the better question is who doesn't grind their beans? :lulz:
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2011, 06:46:43 PM
It's a stretch, but all the same:  :lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 09, 2011, 06:49:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:46:43 PM
It's a stretch, but all the same:  :lmnuendo:

I had to sit there and do the stare thing like I was trying to find Waldo. 

Stretch is a stretch...  :lulz:
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Luna on February 09, 2011, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
My coffeemaker has both a timer and a grinder basket.  Whole beans go in, and the timer is set.


My alarm clock is the savage grinding of beans, followed by the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.

I had one of those.  Given that, at the time, I didn't drink coffee and just ran the damn thing for my husband, cleaning the mess out of it every day was just too much of a pain in the ass.  I rejoiced when it broke.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 09, 2011, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
My coffeemaker has both a timer and a grinder basket.  Whole beans go in, and the timer is set.


My alarm clock is the savage grinding of beans, followed by the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.

I had one of those.  Given that, at the time, I didn't drink coffee and just ran the damn thing for my husband, cleaning the mess out of it every day was just too much of a pain in the ass.  I rejoiced when it broke.

I have located the first error in your statement.

Quote from: Luna on February 09, 2011, 06:51:05 PM
I had one of those.  Given that, at the time, I didn't drink coffee and just ran the damn thing for my husband, cleaning the mess out of it every day was just too much of a pain in the ass.  I rejoiced when it broke.

I have located the second error in your statement.


To clarify: You want your fucking coffee, you make your own damn coffee, and you clean the fucking thing up.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2011, 07:01:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
To clarify: You want your fucking coffee, you make your own damn coffee, and you clean the fucking thing up.

I would, but I have been banned from all food/drink preparation after the grilled cheese thing.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: LMNO on February 09, 2011, 07:04:16 PM
Exceptions sometimes must be made for those who, in the kitchen, are more prone to imitate Dr Bunsen Honeydew.



(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/29/article-1022677-0169F98600000578-785_224x423.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Luna on February 09, 2011, 07:17:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
To clarify: You want your fucking coffee, you make your own damn coffee, and you clean the fucking thing up.

Yeah, well,  It was easier to make the damn coffee than listen to him whine.  My bad.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2011, 07:01:42 PM
I would, but I have been banned from all food/drink preparation after the grilled cheese thing.

How do you make that bad of a mess with grilled cheese (she asks with some trepidation).
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: AFK on February 09, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
I grind my coffee beans with my teeth. 

RWHN is hardcore.  Yo. 
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 09, 2011, 10:19:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 09, 2011, 07:17:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
To clarify: You want your fucking coffee, you make your own damn coffee, and you clean the fucking thing up.

Yeah, well,  It was easier to make the damn coffee than listen to him whine.  My bad.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2011, 07:01:42 PM
I would, but I have been banned from all food/drink preparation after the grilled cheese thing.

How do you make that bad of a mess with grilled cheese (she asks with some trepidation).

I don't think it was as much a mess as it was a fire. :lulz:
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 09, 2011, 10:31:27 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 09, 2011, 10:19:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 09, 2011, 07:17:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
To clarify: You want your fucking coffee, you make your own damn coffee, and you clean the fucking thing up.

Yeah, well,  It was easier to make the damn coffee than listen to him whine.  My bad.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2011, 07:01:42 PM
I would, but I have been banned from all food/drink preparation after the grilled cheese thing.

How do you make that bad of a mess with grilled cheese (she asks with some trepidation).

I don't think it was as much a mess as it was a fire. :lulz:

I'm presuming it's all in the "telling" of this incident?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 09, 2011, 10:39:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
My coffeemaker has both a timer and a grinder basket.  Whole beans go in, and the timer is set.


My alarm clock is the savage grinding of beans, followed by the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.

I want one of these

and now this thread is funny
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Jenne on February 10, 2011, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
My coffeemaker has both a timer and a grinder basket.  Whole beans go in, and the timer is set.


My alarm clock is the savage grinding of beans, followed by the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.

This would be my house if I lived on the bottom floor where we keep the coffee maker.

Instead I wake up to the radio.  And then that song plays over and over in my head for HOURS.

...but I digress.

Freshly ground is the ONLY way to go for us.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Jenne on February 10, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 09, 2011, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
My coffeemaker has both a timer and a grinder basket.  Whole beans go in, and the timer is set.


My alarm clock is the savage grinding of beans, followed by the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.

I had one of those.  Given that, at the time, I didn't drink coffee and just ran the damn thing for my husband, cleaning the mess out of it every day was just too much of a pain in the ass.  I rejoiced when it broke.

BREAK THE HUSBAND, NOT THE COFFEE GRINDER!!!
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Luna on February 10, 2011, 06:39:45 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 10, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 09, 2011, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 09, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
My coffeemaker has both a timer and a grinder basket.  Whole beans go in, and the timer is set.


My alarm clock is the savage grinding of beans, followed by the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.

I had one of those.  Given that, at the time, I didn't drink coffee and just ran the damn thing for my husband, cleaning the mess out of it every day was just too much of a pain in the ass.  I rejoiced when it broke.

BREAK THE HUSBAND, NOT THE COFFEE GRINDER!!!

Would have saved me a shitload of trouble.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 08:29:15 PM
I currently have an electric grinder but I'm gonna get a mill for my next one... The electric grinder works really well on whole spices, but not so great on getting even grounds with coffee. A mill like the one Dean linked to in the OP is more consistent.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Telarus on February 12, 2011, 01:17:20 AM
I have a little black and decker electric grinder. Fresh ground or GTFO.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Salty on February 12, 2011, 10:04:30 AM
I prefer my grinding my own beans and using a French Press.

HOWEVER, when it comes right down to it my caffiene addiction doesn't give a fuck how the magic gets in my system.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 24, 2011, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 12, 2011, 10:04:30 AM
I prefer my grinding my own beans and using a French Press.

HOWEVER, when it comes right down to it my caffiene addiction doesn't give a fuck how the magic gets in my system.

I'm drinking my first cup of french press made coffee as I type.  Holy shit this is good stuff.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Jenne on March 02, 2011, 04:32:07 PM
Coffee from a press is also always MUCH stronger but also more robust in flavor, I find.  We went through a phase of using one, but then we just got damned fucking lazy.  Now we only use one when we go camping.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: El Sjaako on April 01, 2011, 01:31:09 PM
I used to drink cheap whiskey, now I only drink single malt. All the cheap stuff tastes horrible.

I used to drink tea from tea bags, now I can't stand the taste. Properly brewed loose leaf tea is so much better.

I refuse to get into good coffee, because I'm afraid I'll lose interest in delicious vending machine caffeine water.
Title: Re: Anyone grind their own coffee?
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2011, 12:25:32 AM
Yeah, you'd be saving the hot coffee-flavored water for desperation rather than necessity.  It's a hard knock life, getting used to shit that tastes good.