Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on February 09, 2011, 08:02:55 PM

Title: HEY ROGER!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 09, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
I just noticed that the synthetic urine I keep around just in case is manufactured in Oro Valley.

What are the chances that this stuff is actually synthetic and not just a brilliant entrepreneurial move by a guy willing to collect bum pee?
Title: Re: HEY ROGER!
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 09, 2011, 08:04:01 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 09, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
I just noticed that the synthetic urine I keep around just in case is manufactured in Oro Valley.

What are the chances that this stuff is actually synthetic and not just a brilliant entrepreneurial move by a guy willing to collect bum pee?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: HEY ROGER!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 09, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
You can BUY clean pee?  Really?
Title: Re: HEY ROGER!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 09, 2011, 08:16:16 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 09, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
I just noticed that the synthetic urine I keep around just in case is manufactured in Oro Valley.

What are the chances that this stuff is actually synthetic and not just a brilliant entrepreneurial move by a guy willing to collect bum pee?

:lulz:

There are no bums in Oro Valley.  That's 169% Calvinist love, right there.  It won't contain any drugs, but will probably be flammable due to excessive martinis.  If it's from a woman, it probably contains blood from the last time her husband "corrected" her in the kidneys.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 10, 2011, 01:56:16 AM
 :lulz:

There is nothing about this thread that I don't like.

A+ would read again, would recommend to friends.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER!
Post by: navkat on February 11, 2011, 03:27:40 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 10, 2011, 01:56:16 AM
:lulz:

There is nothing about this thread that I don't like.

A+ would read again, would recommend to friends.

But how LIKELY are you to recommend to friends (choose one):

1. Likely
2. Somewhat likely
3. Neither likely or unlikely
4. Somewhat unlikely
5. Unlikely
Title: Re: HEY ROGER!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on February 11, 2011, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 11, 2011, 03:27:40 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 10, 2011, 01:56:16 AM
:lulz:

There is nothing about this thread that I don't like.

A+ would read again, would recommend to friends.

But how LIKELY are you to recommend to friends (choose one):

[✔]1. Likely
[   ]2. Somewhat likely
[   ]3. Neither likely or unlikely
[   ]4. Somewhat unlikely
[   ]5. Unlikely