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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Sister Fracture on February 10, 2011, 09:04:13 PM

Title: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 10, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
Ingredients:

Cake mix (any you prefer)
Pie filling (any you prefer)
Cake Icing (any you prefer)
Flour
sugar
water/juice
eggs
butter


Step 1: Make the pie crust. Let it sit in the fridge an hour or two.

Step 2: Mix up the cake mix.

Step 3: Choose your pie/cake pan, roll out the crust dough, and do whatchulike, maybe saving a bit of dough to put a criss cross thingy on top.

Sometimes I bite.

Step 4: Pour in the cake batter, don't fill the crust more than 2/3 of the way.

Step 5: Bake at 10 degrees (F) higher than the cake box says, until sticking a toothpick in and drawing it out reveals it clean.

Step 5: Let piecake cool completely. Put in fridge a few hours.

Step 6: Top with icing.

Step 7: Top with pie filling.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Luna on February 10, 2011, 10:00:59 PM
I think I might be in love.   :wink:
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Icey on February 11, 2011, 01:29:57 PM
I don't think this is allowed. Ever.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 02:05:39 PM
I attempted this, this thing that should not be.  It's a remarkably easy recipe, and I commend Freeky for her efforts to destroy the world of men with such a hybrid.  Results below.

























(http://www.informationen-bilder.de/der-herr-der-ringe/uruk-hai.jpg)

I call it the Uruk pie.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: LMNO on February 11, 2011, 02:08:11 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 10, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
Ingredients:

Cake mix (any you prefer)
Pie filling (any you prefer)
Cake Icing (any you prefer)
Flour
sugar
water/juice
eggs
butter


Step 1: Make the pie crust. Let it sit in the fridge an hour or two.

Step 2: Mix up the cake mix.

Step 3: Choose your pie/cake pan, roll out the crust dough, and do whatchulike, maybe saving a bit of dough to put a criss cross thingy on top.

Sometimes I bite.

Step 4: Pour in the cake batter, don't fill the crust more than 2/3 of the way.

Step 5: Bake at 10 degrees (F) higher than the cake box says, until sticking a toothpick in and drawing it out reveals it clean.

Step 5: Let piecake cool completely. Put in fridge a few hours.

Step 6: Top with icing.

Step 7: Top with pie filling.


At what point may I grab them in the biscuits?
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 04:42:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 11, 2011, 02:08:11 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 10, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
Ingredients:

Cake mix (any you prefer)
Pie filling (any you prefer)
Cake Icing (any you prefer)
Flour
sugar
water/juice
eggs
butter


Step 1: Make the pie crust. Let it sit in the fridge an hour or two.

Step 2: Mix up the cake mix.

Step 3: Choose your pie/cake pan, roll out the crust dough, and do whatchulike, maybe saving a bit of dough to put a criss cross thingy on top.

Sometimes I bite.

Step 4: Pour in the cake batter, don't fill the crust more than 2/3 of the way.

Step 5: Bake at 10 degrees (F) higher than the cake box says, until sticking a toothpick in and drawing it out reveals it clean.

Step 5: Let piecake cool completely. Put in fridge a few hours.

Step 6: Top with icing.

Step 7: Top with pie filling.


At what point may I grab them in the biscuits?

Usually when some motherfucker is trying to steal your slice.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Jasper on February 11, 2011, 04:44:14 PM
You made it?  Cool!
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 04:45:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 11, 2011, 04:44:14 PM
You made it?  Cool!

I did, it was, and as soon as I find my camera, there'll be pics.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Jasper on February 11, 2011, 04:59:50 PM
Awesome, can't wait! 

Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Luna on February 11, 2011, 05:08:02 PM
I'm thinking chocolate cake, with cherry pie filling...
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: AFK on February 11, 2011, 05:09:08 PM
May Eris have mercy on your bowels. 
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Jenne on February 11, 2011, 05:16:03 PM
Ha!  I just found the next dessert I wanna make for the next famdamily gathering...
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 08:03:52 PM
For the record, I used butter cake, rhubarb pie filling, cream cheese frosting, and the crust recipe that can be found here (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/good-eats/super-apple-pie-recipe/index.html) (though I used 1/2 cup sugar, and raspberry lemonade instead of booze, and quite a bit more than what this recipe suggests, also vanilla extract).
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: navkat on February 17, 2011, 04:36:28 PM
Did you invent this? Like, by yourself? With no help from like, engineers n shit?

Cause this shit is fucking MENSA, right thar.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: AFK on February 17, 2011, 05:25:29 PM
Or heresy!
:argh!:
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Luna on February 17, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 17, 2011, 05:25:29 PM
Or heresy!
:argh!:

Heresy is tasty.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 17, 2011, 10:02:25 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 17, 2011, 04:36:28 PM
Did you invent this? Like, by yourself? With no help from like, engineers n shit?

Cause this shit is fucking MENSA, right thar.

Nope, and there was also another one where I put some pie filling inside of the cake and icing on top, much more simple. That was a cakepie, and delicious.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Don Coyote on February 17, 2011, 10:06:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 17, 2011, 05:25:29 PM
Or heresy!
:argh!:

Tasty heresy.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 17, 2011, 10:22:36 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 17, 2011, 10:06:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 17, 2011, 05:25:29 PM
Or heresy!
:argh!:

Tasty heresy.

It isn't heresy at all.


ITS SCIENCE!
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser on March 03, 2011, 03:22:16 AM
I'll be turning 8,888 days old in a month, and stealing your idea because I need an epic dessert to celebrate. Except I'm going to put a rainbow cheesecake in the middle, so that'll make it a piecheesecakecake. Or something. Suggestions for how I might go even further overboard are welcome.

Also, hello.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 03, 2011, 04:11:45 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 03:22:16 AM
I'll be turning 8,888 days old in a month, and stealing your idea because I need an epic dessert to celebrate. Except I'm going to put a rainbow cheesecake in the middle, so that'll make it a piecheesecakecake. Or something. Suggestions for how I might go even further overboard are welcome.

Also, hello.

Make piecheesecakecupcakes instead and deep fry them.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser on March 03, 2011, 04:56:44 AM
It would be too much work to fit all the layers in cupcake size, and I'm worried deep frying might ruin the cheesecake part. But I could make a few cupcakes and poke them into the top. A piecheesecakecupcakecake.

Maybe I should find some way to make it alcoholic.
Title: Re: MOTHER FUCKING PIECAKE OMG
Post by: navkat on March 04, 2011, 01:57:43 PM
Soak in brandy an let sit in the fridge afterwards?