CALL ME IF YOU DARE, YOU WHORE!
(520)240-3965
Now that's the kind of graffiti I want to see on truck stop bathroom stalls!!
I WILL FUCKING YOUR SHIT BITCH!
Fracture,
:jiggle:
:eek:
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....
Mu Hu Ha Ha
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....
Hm. Never tried that particular job with a hammer...
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2011, 09:23:31 PM
Mu Hu Ha Ha
BRING IT MO'FUCKER. BRING IT.
Fracture,
Ain't skeered o' NUTHIN.
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....
Hm. Never tried that particular job with a hammer...
Fracture loves her meat hammah. Trust me on this one. :madbanana:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....
Hm. Never tried that particular job with a hammer...
Fracture loves her meat hammah. Trust me on this one. :madbanana:
:magick:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 09:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 11, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
If I weren't scared shitless of your Castration Hammer.....
Hm. Never tried that particular job with a hammer...
Fracture loves her meat hammah. Trust me on this one. :madbanana:
:magick:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Who wouldn't? I'm thinking it's brilliant.
I'm curious about having my shit fuckinged.
Does it come with a clown? I rather like clowns.
1: Can your phone receive pictures?
2: CAN YOUR MEATHAMMAH REACH THE ARCTIC?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:59:15 PM
Who wouldn't?
Mister Happy, that's who. :crankey:
I happen to have a use for a Castration Hammer. (Gotta go over to the husband's house today to take care of some financial shit, and bitch him out, yet again, because he appears to have lost, somewhere in the house, my birth certificate, social security card, and the marriage license. I am, to say the very least, unhappy, particularly given that the bimbo that he's banging is a known thief.)
Well at least you know if she takes it, she's going to jail, and she's NOT coming back out.
Quote from: Alty on February 12, 2011, 12:54:56 AM
1: Can your phone receive pictures?
2: CAN YOUR MEATHAMMAH REACH THE ARCTIC?
Yes and yes.
Meat Hammahs are my favorite kind of hammah. Castration Hammahs...not so much.
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: Suu on February 12, 2011, 02:38:35 PM
Well at least you know if she takes it, she's going to jail, and she's NOT coming back out.
And, mysteriously, the folder with all my ID in it reappears.
Quote from: The Commander on February 12, 2011, 04:12:27 PM
Meat Hammahs are my favorite kind of hammah. Castration Hammahs...not so much.
The Commander
DIA
WTF?
Welcome back.
phones are for the weak.
i shall PM you until you die of a ruptured inbox.
*wears hammer-proof cup just in case*
EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON (AN UNKNOWN CHICK) IS A FUCKING SCAREDY CAT.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2011, 06:58:20 PM
WTF?
Welcome back.
Thank you Rev. I was on a sabbatical...I think. It's hard to remember, wot with all the brain surgery.
What did I miss?
Quote from: The Commander on February 17, 2011, 03:58:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2011, 06:58:20 PM
WTF?
Welcome back.
Thank you Rev. I was on a sabbatical...I think. It's hard to remember, wot with all the brain surgery.
What did I miss?
A bunch of really good rants, a comic, a couple of books, and an album.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 13, 2011, 12:40:01 AM
EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON (AN UNKNOWN CHICK) IS A FUCKING SCAREDY CAT.
What was that area code? :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2011, 04:00:15 PM
A bunch of really good rants, a comic, a couple of books, and an album.
Golly, all on your lonesome? What did everyone else do? Perhaps I should go on sabbatical more often, you guys are more productive when I am absent.
Was there lots of eating of pie?
The Commander
DIA
Quote from: Khara on February 17, 2011, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 13, 2011, 12:40:01 AM
EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON (AN UNKNOWN CHICK) IS A FUCKING SCAREDY CAT.
What was that area code? :lulz:
WAS IT YUO?!
FUCK. :crankey:
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 18, 2011, 12:34:27 AM
FUCK. :crankey:
If you look up the area code, you can probably figure out who it was, based on location.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 18, 2011, 09:18:44 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 18, 2011, 12:34:27 AM
FUCK. :crankey:
If you look up the area code, you can probably figure out who it was, based on location.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAMBY PAMBY WUSSES. :sad:
Quote from: The Commander on February 17, 2011, 07:14:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2011, 04:00:15 PM
A bunch of really good rants, a comic, a couple of books, and an album.
Golly, all on your lonesome? What did everyone else do? Perhaps I should go on sabbatical more often, you guys are more productive when I am absent.
Was there lots of eating of pie?
The Commander
DIA
Jesus, yes, go the fuck back on sabbatical. I never said I did all that shit myself, you twat.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 08:29:31 PM
CALL ME IF YOU DARE, YOU WHORE!
(520)240-3965
Oh, shit, I somehow missed this until now.
It's on like Donkey Kong.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 22, 2011, 01:56:24 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 08:29:31 PM
CALL ME IF YOU DARE, YOU WHORE!
(520)240-3965
Oh, shit, I somehow missed this until now.
It's on like Donkey Kong.
SHITFUCKDAMNYEAH!
PM ME YOUR WHATSIT SO I KNOW ITS YOU AND NOT SOME WHORE TRYING TO GET MONEY OUTTA ME.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 01:28:19 AM
Jesus, yes, go the fuck back on sabbatical. I never said I did all that shit myself, you twat.
Goodness, I didn't realize how much like an ass I sounded like until just now. I blame brain weasles.
As a Reverend...are you sanctioned to offer Absolution or take Confession? If so, I ask for both.