Blow your mind open mustard.
Rip your skull cap off mustard.
Frazzle your yarmulke mustard.
It's super-spicy jump-up-into-your-nose brown mustard made with Guinness.
So yeah, it's hot, but mustard hot, not pepper hot.
Want some? PM me. You send me a small glass jar, and I send it back to you filled with mustard.
Bonus points if you send me a little tiny Discordian gift.
Ooh. I think I have jars. What size?
Do you accept pickups?