Honestly? I don't give a rat's ass about all the golden apples or the fucking bunless hotdogs or the fucking 23skidooozOMGthelawoffivesisEVERYWHERE.
I don't care about methodically and systematically mindfucking every passer-by with the good fortune to hear the "Great Good News" of d1zc0rd14z1111...
Listen,
I think we were put on this earth for pleasure. Cult of Ecstasy. Fuck everything with a PULSE, man.
I think we were put here to pleasure each OTHER.
I think we were put here to take mind-altering substances and sleep around and rub and touch and love and validate each other in an endless orgy of nonsensical validation and mutual/communal fulfillment and cum for all spacetime.
I believe that science got it right...and what we do with it OUR choice...and I choose to have orgasms, GIVE orgasms and look for any drug, chemical, porthole or plane that will provide the same...no matter color (colors are AWESOME), gender or planetary orientation. I want some of whatchoo got, get it?
Fuck "pushing the message."
Fuck impresssing anyone.
Fuck station or rank or standing.
I will suck ALL your cocks, get it? 'cause sucking cock is FUN!!!! It's fun, goddammit. It's FUN.
Well? Laugh!
(http://labyrinthfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Labyrinth-jareth-sing.jpg)
The Chinese might be on a roll here but for now, WE got it. Revel in this shit. Fucking ENJOY bc this might be the last chance you have to actually enjoy the LUXURY of such lofty, americanized ideals as "discordianism."
You know I speak troof.
Let's all communally FUCK...because it feeeeeeelz goood.
I approve this message.
Can someone point out where my pineal gland is even supposed to BE?
Really!
Who gives a rat's ass? Get over here and touch this...
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2011, 07:23:44 AM
Can someone point out where my pineal gland is even supposed to BE?
Really!
Between the eyes and a little up.
Quote
Who gives a rat's ass? Get over here and touch this...
Touch what and where?
Its between the eyes height and centerdness, but its like close to ur mid-brain.
Its always alluring to hear healthy girls talk this way, but eh, i need an education so i dont end up starving...
Is it weird that I derive more pleasure from winning an argument than I do from an orgasm?
:|:1fap:
Oof.
Sometimes navkat has a couple glasses of wine and forgets that this whole thing is trompe l'oeil.
It's still funny to laugh at my drunken rantings after the fact:
"Awwwww...wasn't I so CUTE? I was so....like...what passes for pissed! Uh, oh! better take it outside, missy...you gon' give yo'se'f a fat lip!"
Yes, sometimes, I'm my own worst heckler.
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2011, 07:23:44 AM
Can someone point out where my pineal gland is even supposed to BE?
Really!
Who gives a rat's ass? Get over here and touch this...
I know where my penile gland is.
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2011, 12:13:07 PM
Oof.
Sometimes navkat has a couple glasses of wine and forgets that this whole thing is trompe l'oeil.
It's still funny to laugh at my drunken rantings after the fact:
"Awwwww...wasn't I so CUTE? I was so....like...what passes for pissed! Uh, oh! better take it outside, missy...you gon' give yo'se'f a fat lip!"
Yes, sometimes, I'm my own worst heckler.
True true, but I think your drunken ramblings were mostly correct.
I approve of this message.
Living life is a hell of a lot more fun than telling other people that they're doing it wrong!
What's all this about navcat sucking everyone's cock, then?
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 14, 2011, 02:53:52 PM
I approve of this message.
Living life is a hell of a lot more fun than telling other people that they're doing it wrong!
But you dont get the same smug sense of superiority.
Why not live life to the fullest AND openly look down on everyone around you?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 14, 2011, 05:26:29 PM
What's all this about navcat sucking everyone's cock, then?
Yeah, stay on topic people!
I agree. But, I do think I would divert some time in between pleasuring/being pleasured towards trying to evolve the zeitgeist through GASM's though.
That being said,
I like sex.
I approve this message.
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2011, 07:01:14 AM
Honestly? I don't give a rat's ass about all the golden apples or the fucking bunless hotdogs or the fucking 23skidooozOMGthelawoffivesisEVERYWHERE.
I don't care about methodically and systematically mindfucking every passer-by with the good fortune to hear the "Great Good News" of d1zc0rd14z1111...
Listen,
I think we were put on this earth for pleasure. Cult of Ecstasy. Fuck everything with a PULSE, man.
I think we were put here to pleasure each OTHER.
I think we were put here to take mind-altering substances and sleep around and rub and touch and love and validate each other in an endless orgy of nonsensical validation and mutual/communal fulfillment and cum for all spacetime.
I believe that science got it right...and what we do with it OUR choice...and I choose to have orgasms, GIVE orgasms and look for any drug, chemical, porthole or plane that will provide the same...no matter color (colors are AWESOME), gender or planetary orientation. I want some of whatchoo got, get it?
Fuck "pushing the message."
Fuck impresssing anyone.
Fuck station or rank or standing.
I will suck ALL your cocks, get it? 'cause sucking cock is FUN!!!! It's fun, goddammit. It's FUN.
Well? Laugh!
(http://labyrinthfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Labyrinth-jareth-sing.jpg)
The Chinese might be on a roll here but for now, WE got it. Revel in this shit. Fucking ENJOY bc this might be the last chance you have to actually enjoy the LUXURY of such lofty, americanized ideals as "discordianism."
You know I speak troof.
Let's all communally FUCK...because it feeeeeeelz goood.
Hey, if you want to fuck and suck, I'm game for the same.
*holds out a costume* You DO like comic books, right?
Quote from: ϗ on February 23, 2011, 02:09:32 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2011, 07:01:14 AM
Honestly? I don't give a rat's ass about all the golden apples or the fucking bunless hotdogs or the fucking 23skidooozOMGthelawoffivesisEVERYWHERE.
I don't care about methodically and systematically mindfucking every passer-by with the good fortune to hear the "Great Good News" of d1zc0rd14z1111...
Listen,
I think we were put on this earth for pleasure. Cult of Ecstasy. Fuck everything with a PULSE, man.
I think we were put here to pleasure each OTHER.
I think we were put here to take mind-altering substances and sleep around and rub and touch and love and validate each other in an endless orgy of nonsensical validation and mutual/communal fulfillment and cum for all spacetime.
I believe that science got it right...and what we do with it OUR choice...and I choose to have orgasms, GIVE orgasms and look for any drug, chemical, porthole or plane that will provide the same...no matter color (colors are AWESOME), gender or planetary orientation. I want some of whatchoo got, get it?
Fuck "pushing the message."
Fuck impresssing anyone.
Fuck station or rank or standing.
I will suck ALL your cocks, get it? 'cause sucking cock is FUN!!!! It's fun, goddammit. It's FUN.
Well? Laugh!
(http://labyrinthfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Labyrinth-jareth-sing.jpg)
The Chinese might be on a roll here but for now, WE got it. Revel in this shit. Fucking ENJOY bc this might be the last chance you have to actually enjoy the LUXURY of such lofty, americanized ideals as "discordianism."
You know I speak troof.
Let's all communally FUCK...because it feeeeeeelz goood.
Hey, if you want to fuck and suck, I'm game for the same.
*holds out a costume* You DO like comic books, right?
:lulz:
Quote from: ϗ on February 23, 2011, 02:09:32 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2011, 07:01:14 AM
Honestly? I don't give a rat's ass about all the golden apples or the fucking bunless hotdogs or the fucking 23skidooozOMGthelawoffivesisEVERYWHERE.
I don't care about methodically and systematically mindfucking every passer-by with the good fortune to hear the "Great Good News" of d1zc0rd14z1111...
Listen,
I think we were put on this earth for pleasure. Cult of Ecstasy. Fuck everything with a PULSE, man.
I think we were put here to pleasure each OTHER.
I think we were put here to take mind-altering substances and sleep around and rub and touch and love and validate each other in an endless orgy of nonsensical validation and mutual/communal fulfillment and cum for all spacetime.
I believe that science got it right...and what we do with it OUR choice...and I choose to have orgasms, GIVE orgasms and look for any drug, chemical, porthole or plane that will provide the same...no matter color (colors are AWESOME), gender or planetary orientation. I want some of whatchoo got, get it?
Fuck "pushing the message."
Fuck impresssing anyone.
Fuck station or rank or standing.
I will suck ALL your cocks, get it? 'cause sucking cock is FUN!!!! It's fun, goddammit. It's FUN.
Well? Laugh!
(http://labyrinthfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Labyrinth-jareth-sing.jpg)
The Chinese might be on a roll here but for now, WE got it. Revel in this shit. Fucking ENJOY bc this might be the last chance you have to actually enjoy the LUXURY of such lofty, americanized ideals as "discordianism."
You know I speak troof.
Let's all communally FUCK...because it feeeeeeelz goood.
Hey, if you want to fuck and suck, I'm game for the same.
*holds out a costume* You DO like comic books, right?
Kai wins an internet. :lulz: