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Title: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2011, 11:49:53 AM
Achievement Legendary Badass (http://xnepali.com/a-gurkha-soldier-who-fought-40-train-robbers-to-be-felicitated-in-the-republic-day-of-india/) unlocked:

QuoteBishnu Shrestha, a brave Gurkha soldier in Indian Army, defeated 40 train robbers while returning home after a voluntary retirement.  The Indian army, is going to awarded Bishnu with Sourya Chakra, Bravery Award and Sarvottam Jeevan Raksha medals during the Indian Republic Day celebration on January 26.

While in the train, Maurya Express from Ranchi to Gorakhpur, on September 2, 2010, 35 year-old Bishnu saved a girl about to be raped by the train robbers in front of her helpless parents. After looting the train, when the robbers started to strip a 18 year old girl in front of him, he couldn't contain his calmness. He took out his khukari and took on the a group of 40 robbers, alone. In the fight, he killed three of dacoits and injured eight others. Remaining dacoits fled the scene to save their lives.

The police arrested the eight injured dacoits and recovered Rs. 400,000 in cash, 40 gold necklaces, 200 cell phones, 40 laptops and other items left by the robbers while fleeing the train.

In recognition to his bravery, his regiment has given Bishnu a cash reward of Rs. 50,000 and it has also terminated his voluntary retirement, so that he could get a customary promotion after he receives the medals. In addition to that, he will also receive a cash rewards from the government, special discounts in international air tickets, and discounts in Indian railways train tickets.

He also has advice for Americans:

QuoteNo 911 would have happened if Americans could have carried kukuris on airplanes. Death to Mooslim invaders.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 16, 2011, 11:57:29 AM
Okay so, calling a kukuri a "knife" is maybe playing it down a bit. Lets face it, it's really more of a sharp club but yeah, still hard as fuck. Do not fuck with the Gurkhas
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Luna on February 16, 2011, 11:59:03 AM
This is awesome.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
And in a civilized nation he'd be rotting in jail for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: AFK on February 16, 2011, 01:15:21 PM
Fuck Die Hard, someone needs to make a movie out of this. 
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Luna on February 16, 2011, 01:16:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2011, 01:15:21 PM
Fuck Die Hard, someone needs to make a movie out of this. 

The studio would kick it out as not believable enough.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Suu on February 16, 2011, 01:18:40 PM
Hey, that's the kind of knife that Richter bought at Birka!
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Luna on February 16, 2011, 01:21:10 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 16, 2011, 01:18:40 PM
Hey, that's the kind of knife that Richter bought at Birka!

The one he scared the piss out of me with, yep.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Richter on February 16, 2011, 02:33:04 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 16, 2011, 11:57:29 AM
Okay so, calling a kukuri a "knife" is maybe playing it down a bit. Lets face it, it's really more of a sharp club but yeah, still hard as fuck. Do not fuck with the Gurkhas

Kind of a knife / hatchet mashup, as for as sharpness and handling. 
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Lies on February 16, 2011, 03:24:47 PM
Ali baba is going to be pissed.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 16, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
And in a civilized nation he'd be rotting in jail for the rest of his life.

Just for having the weapon on his person.....

Then the robbers he beat up would be able to sue for felony assault and the ones he killed, their families would file a wrongful death civil suit.

So much for being civilized huh?

Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
It's harder for bureaucracy to sustain itself if you employ common sense.  Thoughtlessly following procedure is the (our) definition of civilization.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 16, 2011, 04:00:57 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
It's harder for bureaucracy to sustain itself if you employ common sense.  Thoughtlessly following procedure is the (our) definition of civilization.

I wasn't slamming honey, I was agreeing with you....  :?

I'm thinking being civilized ain't always what it's cracked up to be, however, considering the alternative, I'll learn to deal  :wink:
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 04:06:45 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 16, 2011, 04:00:57 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 03:49:49 PM
It's harder for bureaucracy to sustain itself if you employ common sense.  Thoughtlessly following procedure is the (our) definition of civilization.

I wasn't slamming honey, I was agreeing with you....  :?

I'm thinking being civilized ain't always what it's cracked up to be, however, considering the alternative, I'll learn to deal  :wink:

Oops - sorry for the confusion - I was agreeing with you too... just riffing on the "civilized nation" phrase :-)
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Jasper on February 16, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
And in a civilized nation he'd be rotting in jail for the rest of his life.

Could not possibly agree less.  Their government responded exactly as it should have.  People willing to stand up against thieving, violent rapists are not criminals.  They are heroes, and we don't deserve any of them because of people with attitudes like yours.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 16, 2011, 04:11:06 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
And in a civilized nation he'd be rotting in jail for the rest of his life.

Could not possibly agree less.  Their government responded exactly as it should have.  People willing to stand up against thieving, violent rapists are not criminals.  They are heroes, and we don't deserve any of them because of people with attitudes like yours.

:|  :?

i can not haz irony
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Jasper on February 16, 2011, 04:14:39 PM
Augh!

I can never tell.  My b.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2011, 04:18:37 PM
They need to make a movie of this.  Perhaps bill it as a sequel to Machete, Khukhri.

In fact, get those guys who did the Indian Matrix onto this, pronto.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Don Coyote on February 16, 2011, 04:23:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 16, 2011, 04:18:37 PM
They need to make a movie of this.  Perhaps bill it as a sequel to Machete, Khukhri.

In fact, get those guys who did the Indian Matrix onto this, pronto.

That is awesome made of win fucking epic in legendary's bed.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Jasper on February 16, 2011, 06:36:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 16, 2011, 04:23:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 16, 2011, 04:18:37 PM
They need to make a movie of this.  Perhaps bill it as a sequel to Machete, Khukhri.

In fact, get those guys who did the Indian Matrix onto this, pronto.

That is awesome made of win fucking epic in legendary's bed.

(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/2010-10-04-1.jpg)
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Don Coyote on February 17, 2011, 07:16:35 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 16, 2011, 06:36:12 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 16, 2011, 04:23:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 16, 2011, 04:18:37 PM
They need to make a movie of this.  Perhaps bill it as a sequel to Machete, Khukhri.

In fact, get those guys who did the Indian Matrix onto this, pronto.

That is awesome made of win fucking epic in legendary's bed.

(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/2010-10-04-1.jpg)

:lulz:

I love that comic so fucking much.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: BadBeast on February 18, 2011, 01:00:59 PM
I've got a Kukris. But it's a big one.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/DSC_00661.jpg)
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Richter on February 18, 2011, 01:03:15 PM
Ganga ram?
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Void on February 18, 2011, 01:04:18 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 18, 2011, 01:00:59 PM
I've got a Kukris. But it's a big one.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/DSC_00661.jpg)

Looks like a fucking boomerang with a hilt!

Always wanted one but we can't import weapons unless they are "decorative only". Stupid government I want my axe knife.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: BadBeast on February 18, 2011, 01:28:48 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2011, 01:03:15 PM
Ganga ram?
It is Indian, but I don't know about any Ganga Ram connection.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 18, 2011, 02:16:25 PM
Kukris are fun, even the low end Cold Steel one I have with the Zombie Hunter patch on the sheath.  Some friends and I will drink, bust it out, and slice through pumpkins and coconuts and such.  The pumpkin was fun because when I took the swing, I thought I missed because I felt no resistance, then half of it slid slowly off - it was like an anime movie.

The high end Cold Steel kukri is awesome.  Their website has some dude going to town on a cow carcass in some dank basement.  It's almost as disconcerting as it is awesome.
Title: Re: One man. One knife. 40 train robbers shamed.
Post by: Richter on February 18, 2011, 03:34:45 PM
Void:  Make one!  All it takes is an old leaf spring, a forge, hammer, and some wood for grip scales.

"not authentic"?  The khukuri is a tool made by people of whatever they have handy in hootches, camps, and 3rd world cities all over the world.  Knock off is jsut as real as any other version :mrgreen:

Mine is a cheap leaf spring knockoff from Afghanistan.  Nasty and dinged, I have NO reservations about using it as hard as a tool should be used.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 18, 2011, 02:16:25 PM
Kukris are fun, even the low end Cold Steel one I have with the Zombie Hunter patch on the sheath.  Some friends and I will drink, bust it out, and slice through pumpkins and coconuts and such.  The pumpkin was fun because when I took the swing, I thought I missed because I felt no resistance, then half of it slid slowly off - it was like an anime movie.

The high end Cold Steel kukri is awesome.  Their website has some dude going to town on a cow carcass in some dank basement.  It's almost as disconcerting as it is awesome.

This is the correct kind of party.


Quote from: BadBeast on February 18, 2011, 01:28:48 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2011, 01:03:15 PM
Ganga ram?
It is Indian, but I don't know about any Ganga Ram connection.

Just means  "One big motherfucking khukuri"