Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Elder Iptuous on February 22, 2011, 09:15:21 PM

Title: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 22, 2011, 09:15:21 PM
Ha!
The previously most ridiculous thing that I've personally laid hands on that you all as taxpayers shelled out for was a 400 dollar jumper wire.  But I got it beat today!
This cable just came through on one program from an aircraft vendor ...
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u337/mtdozier/cf24ab63.jpg)
Here's the purchase order... Check out what it says under 'amount'
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u337/mtdozier/d82fafa8.jpg)
Yah.  It's a 20 grand cable...
:horrormirth:
And before you go spouting off about how you're not paying for it because you're from some dutchspagistan, or our hat or something.... I assure you that 'merica will pass the savings on to you!
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Suu on February 22, 2011, 09:17:40 PM
Full time student.

Got my taxes back.

All of them.




...Thanks for paying for my education while you're at it though, spags.
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 09:37:15 PM
What's it made of...diamond fiber optics?

Copper pressed between the Dalai Lamas buttocks?

Einsteins hair?

Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: bds on February 22, 2011, 09:42:17 PM
Did the government buy into the Monster Cable spiel?
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 22, 2011, 09:59:21 PM
As a bonafide electrical engineer, I have determined that it comprises one length of consumer grade horsefeathers and a return address of Boeing corporation.

Suu, you think income tax is the only way they bleed you?
They get you through various other channels...
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Suu on February 22, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 22, 2011, 09:59:21 PM
As a bonafide electrical engineer, I have determined that it comprises one length of consumer grade horsefeathers and a return address of Boeing corporation.

Suu, you think income tax is the only way they bleed you?
They get you through various other channels...

Sales tax.  :x
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 10:57:38 PM
Wait.

Defense contractors are ripping off the taxpayer?

STOP THE PRESSES!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 23, 2011, 12:01:39 AM
They can't very well put

Quote
CABLE:                                                            $15.00
STINGER MISSILES FOR OUR GUYS IN YEMEN:   $19,683.00

on the invoice.
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 23, 2011, 12:26:26 AM
And I thought I was overpaying for my phone charger.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2011, 01:20:56 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 23, 2011, 12:01:39 AM
They can't very well put

Quote
CABLE:                                                            $15.00
STINGER MISSILES FOR OUR GUYS IN YEMEN:   $19,683.00

on the invoice.

I'd have agreed, 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 23, 2011, 01:32:12 AM
Not even that good...
We just make flight simulators.  It's just a cable for some avionics equipment.
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2011, 01:38:25 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 23, 2011, 01:32:12 AM
Not even that good...
We just make flight simulators.  It's just a cable for some avionics equipment.

Whatever the market can bear!  WOOOOOOO!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 23, 2011, 01:46:32 AM
Market?
This isn't a business enterprise; it's a political enterprise.
There's no way in he'll boeing could stay afloat on it's own merit...
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2011, 01:51:14 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 23, 2011, 01:46:32 AM
Market?
This isn't a business enterprise; it's a political enterprise.
There's no way in he'll boeing could stay afloat on it's own merit...

Obviously, he is.

I thought you of all people would approve of this.  It's business, the American way.

Or it would be, if a bunch of people were killed to puff up the bottom line.
Title: Re: Congratulations on your new purchase, [s]suckers[/s] taxpayers!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 23, 2011, 02:33:10 AM
Who is what?

Also, really? What gave you that impression of me?  I think the MIC is a travesty....
I want to get out of it.