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I will declare a winner when I wake up on thursday, and that person shall receive some physical trinket of my appreciation should they have the testicular fortitude to provide me with a valid mailing address. No limit on entries per person, however repeated subsequent efforts may be judged as being less funny than they actually are so try to use your good ones first.
Use one dildo on me if you want, but multiple dildoes are going to be uncomfortable. I'm still sore from last night.
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to clarify:
Contest entries should be captions, as they would appear under this picture in a newspaper. Quotations are welcome, but will not be judged as contest entries unless they cause me to either pee or expel whatever is my mouth through my sinuses with great force.
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When the hokey pokey meets the wheels on the bus, spelled disaster.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 23, 2011, 02:26:40 AM
to clarify:
Contest entries should be captions, as they would appear under this picture in a newspaper. Quotations are welcome, but will not be judged as contest entries unless they cause me to either pee or expel whatever is my mouth through my sinuses with great force.
Ok, then I change it to:
"Hopefully she's not thinking of using the beer bottle too, he already looks uncomfortable enough as is."
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 23, 2011, 02:30:14 AM
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When the hokey pokey meets the wheels on the bus, spelled disaster.
I LIVE IN A MANTION.
YOU LIVE IN TENSE.
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Despite their popularity, the team (pictured) was informed by the committee that their routine was "...not in line with the goals and values of the Special Olympics."
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ABOVE: Members of a Portland, OR Zumba class perform a gay dance to "WANGO TANGO" by Ted Nugent.
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The trio Dung Trumpet appears onstage just after the notorious hamster insertions. The stage was rushed by several PETA activists moments later. Three rodents died and two bystanders were accidentally fucked during the ensuing 23 minute brawl. No charges have been filed.
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Tonight on Local news 13: Six killed, three injured when a karaoke act goes horribly awry causing thousands in damage, flooding of two city blocks and then they smacked my bitch up.
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Leaked footage of the upcoming film "The Avengers" has comic-book fans upset, but not surprised.
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People at this traditional American Christian wedding got more than they thought they bargained for when they hired the Tom Jones cover group "Sex Bomb".
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"When asked to comment, Detroit disavowed all knowledge of the event."
"Riots in Tripoli take a disturbing twist"
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Pictured Above: New exhibit unveiled at the local Museum of Modern Art.
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Quote from: navkat on February 23, 2011, 08:35:06 PM
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:mittens: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 23, 2011, 02:18:25 AM
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Yes, the guy has a dildo as well, but is is packed away for safe keeping. See the hunched shoulders?
Quote from: navkat on February 23, 2011, 08:35:06 PM
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Yeah, that one may be a winner. But I'm not the judge.
Quote from: navkat on February 23, 2011, 08:35:06 PM
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:mittens:
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 08:40:01 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 23, 2011, 02:18:25 AM
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*I swear to god, I don't remember that at all.... But goddamn my asshole itches*
I keep looking at the girl in the middle and thinking it's Jenne. :eek:
And the girl at the end looks like she wants to eat the dildo.
And ECH...looks perfectly normal.
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Who Plumbs The Plumber?
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Detroit Cock City
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2011, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 23, 2011, 08:35:06 PM
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:mittens:
Makes a pretty good PSA IMO. I hope ECH lets Cram post it at Elementary Schools--even if I don't win, if I've managed to steer
just one tiny mind away from teh Maths, I've still won.
:)
It's a tie between Navkat and PopeTom. I'll have to think on this for a minute, it might be that I have to make two mailings.
So what exactly WAS this event? And what are you dancing to?
The Hokey Pokey. xD
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 06:12:18 PM
So what exactly WAS this event? And what are you dancing to?
It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 24, 2011, 07:31:38 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 06:12:18 PM
So what exactly WAS this event? And what are you dancing to?
It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.
You appear to be in pain. :?
Quote from: Khara on February 24, 2011, 08:14:52 PM
You appear to be in pain. :?
I think that's pretty well explained with the following:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 24, 2011, 07:31:38 PM
It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.
Quote from: Khara on February 24, 2011, 08:14:52 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 24, 2011, 07:31:38 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 06:12:18 PM
So what exactly WAS this event? And what are you dancing to?
It was a costume party with karaoke at the local dive bar in the town in Maine I used to live in. I wasn't in costume because I had just gotten out of work and, frankly, I don't NEED one. I'm not entirely sure what the song was but it was probably either Love Shack or something by R. Kelly.
You appear to be in pain. :?
Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm doing the cabbage patch.
Oh, and Navkat and Popetom both win. Either of you spags PM me your mailing addy and I'll send you something weird. I promise it won't be contagious or explosive.