http://www.ryantalent.com/EdenWood.html
This shit makes me sick.
In 10 years, this girl will be in kiddie porn after her parents kick her out for not making them any more money. She'll become a crack addict, and some day, probably a week before she turns 21, they'll find her body, a needle next to one arm and a pile of ones on the bed in a nasty motel room somewhere in Iowa. The parents will make the news, show a picture of their daughter when she was 4 and go, "Where did we go wrong?!"
Sickening. Just sickening.
Warning: Link worse then goatse, Not mind safe.
That's one of the little girls on Toddlers and Tiaras, isn't it? Poor thing. :(
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?
I wish there was something you could do about this.
But sadly what theyre doing isnt illegal, we can only sit back and watch as a little girls life is ruined.
yuck.
Also, she'll be fat by the time she's 16. You can see it in her face. She's gonna eat that shame and self-doubt.
I.....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh hai Jon Benet!
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?
Yes, it's wrong.
You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2011, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?
Yes, it's wrong.
You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.
This.
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 03:03:46 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2011, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?
Yes, it's wrong.
You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.
This.
Your right.
I want to be shocked that people could do that to their own child. I really do.
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 24, 2011, 03:29:29 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 03:03:46 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2011, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?
Yes, it's wrong.
You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.
This.
Your right.
Sadly, Richter is right.
Lock them together in a room with nothing but a sink (water source, no need to be CRUEL, you see...), and a TV, safely behind glass, blasting a suitable reality TV show.. Say, "My Daughter Became a Crack Whore Because of This Shit," 24 hours a day. Oh, and leave 'em a butter knife.
Five bucks the mother eats the father inside of two weeks.
i saw she had a facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eden-Wood/133962794274)
and it reminded me of this:
(http://www.indecisionforever.com/files/2010/10/keepfearalive.jpg)
(http://images12.annyas.com/1962/what-ever-happened-to-baby-jane-trailer-title-card-small.jpg)
(http://legendaryjoancrawford.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ohbaby.jpg)
Creepies.
Fantastic movie, too.
:x
I had never heard of Toddlers in Tiaras before. :? Is that a show or a documentary?
These poor little girls. They are all a reality show 20 years from now.... What ever happened too...
If they survive.
In that video on her website, Sharon Osborne looks totally disgusted. In fact, all the ladies do, but Sharon has this look of horror.
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
In that video on her website, Sharon Osborne looks totally disgusted. In fact, all the ladies do, but Sharon has this look of horror.
Who exactly is a fan of this girl? She has an album out apparently,
someone must be buying it.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 24, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
In that video on her website, Sharon Osborne looks totally disgusted. In fact, all the ladies do, but Sharon has this look of horror.
Who exactly is a fan of this girl? She has an album out apparently, someone must be buying it.
Ask yourself: do you REALLY want to know the answer to that question?
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 24, 2011, 03:44:09 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
In that video on her website, Sharon Osborne looks totally disgusted. In fact, all the ladies do, but Sharon has this look of horror.
Who exactly is a fan of this girl? She has an album out apparently, someone must be buying it.
Sparkle moms.
Run a search on Youtube. There are parents that WORSHIP this poor child so their daughters can be JUST LIKE HER.
I am throwing up
Yeah I noticed Sharon's face. LOL. And another one of the ladies looked embarrassed.
That kid isnt even real. Blatantly animatronics. And look at that skin....it's like those really cheap baby dolls you sometimes see. Glassy eyes, as well.
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
That kid isnt even real. Blatantly animatronics. And look at that skin....it's like those really cheap baby dolls you sometimes see. Glassy eyes, as well.
That's the roofies they feed her, in small doses, to control stage fright.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
That kid isnt even real. Blatantly animatronics. And look at that skin....it's like those really cheap baby dolls you sometimes see. Glassy eyes, as well.
That's the roofies they feed her, in small doses, to control stage fright.
Wouldn't surprise me. :x
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
That kid isnt even real. Blatantly animatronics. And look at that skin....it's like those really cheap baby dolls you sometimes see. Glassy eyes, as well.
That's the roofies they feed her, in small doses, to control stage fright.
I think what bothers me most is I can readily believe that explanation Roger. What does that say about me? Worse, what does that say about the parent?
GAH! :argh!:
Quote from: Khara on February 28, 2011, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
That kid isnt even real. Blatantly animatronics. And look at that skin....it's like those really cheap baby dolls you sometimes see. Glassy eyes, as well.
That's the roofies they feed her, in small doses, to control stage fright.
I think what bothers me most is I can readily believe that explanation Roger. What does that say about me? Worse, what does that say about the parent?
GAH! :argh!:
1. I wasn't kidding.
2. It says you know the face of degeneracy.
3. It says she is the model parent in the post-American century.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 06:47:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 28, 2011, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
That kid isnt even real. Blatantly animatronics. And look at that skin....it's like those really cheap baby dolls you sometimes see. Glassy eyes, as well.
That's the roofies they feed her, in small doses, to control stage fright.
I think what bothers me most is I can readily believe that explanation Roger. What does that say about me? Worse, what does that say about the parent?
GAH! :argh!:
1. I wasn't kidding.
2. It says you know the face of degeneracy.
3. It says she is the model parent in the post-American century.
:cry:
Not much left but to watch it burn?
Someone PLEASE shoot me in the fucking frontal lobe.
You know what the saddest thing is? I did pageants when I was little. Back then you couldn't wear make up until you were 12. Vaseline on the lips only. Your Sunday dress was your "evening wear" and everyone had the same fucking speedo t-back bathing suit in either blue or red. I didn't wear a formal until I was in high school.
Hey it paid part of my first year of college.
I never put my daughter in a single pageant. She'd probably stab me in my sleep if I tried.
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on February 23, 2011, 10:56:11 PM
In 10 years, this girl will be in kiddie porn after her parents kick her out for not making them any more money. She'll become a crack addict, and some day, probably a week before she turns 21, they'll find her body, a needle next to one arm and a pile of ones on the bed in a nasty motel room somewhere in Iowa. The parents will make the news, show a picture of their daughter when she was 4 and go, "Where did we go wrong?!"
Good Lord.
http://www.littleedenwood.com/
The Eden Wood SHOWGIRL DOLL.
:vom: :x
Quote from: Nigel on August 04, 2011, 12:03:50 AM
The Eden Wood SHOWGIRL DOLL.
:vom: :x
Yeah, I was kind of throwing up in my mouth. :sad:
OK, fine, I'll ask it...so, how do you tell the difference between Eden Wood and the Showgirl Doll?
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2011, 12:16:18 AM
OK, fine, I'll ask it...so, how do you tell the difference between Eden Wood and the Showgirl Doll?
One's been beaten a lot, I think.