Interoffice Memo
To: Bipeds on Sol III
From: The Mgt
Subject: Status Inquiry
What the HELL is going on down there? Why are you still using fossil fuels? You were supposed to be up to fusion power by now, and on the first steps to harnessing the total output of your star. Likewise, the colonies in the asteroid belt and in orbit around Europa obviously haven't been completed...Or even begun.
In addition, the instructions given to you by your last management check in (37AD) are most definitely NOT being followed. He set an example for you (curing diseases, running the money changers out of the office, etc), and he gave you some pretty clear instructions that - if followed - would have ended all this workplace squabbling.
But instead, you have chosen to put your post-fossil fuel/pre-fusion fuel into warheads, and you spend all day fighting over resources to manage obsolete technology.
Look, I am going to be very blunt about this: Each and every one of you is replaceable. If it becomes necessary, the entire workforce will be removed and replaced with automation. It looks very much like this will be necessary. Your slacking cannot allow the stockholders to take a beating on the market.
If you look back through the logs, management prior to 37AD was quite a bit harsher. We'd rather not expend the energy to return to those practices, but we - unlike yourself - are willing to do what's necessary to get the job done.
Your schedule will not be revised. The next benchmarks had best be made on time, or there will be prompt action from the Mgt. That is all.
God? Is that you?
Hell, we all thought you were dead.
:lulz: Love it.
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 01, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
God? Is that you?
Hell, we all thought you were dead.
He is. Everybody knows the secretaries write that crap, management can't be bothered.
Just to clarify things, this is a flyer, not a cosplay event. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Just to clarify things, this is a flyer, not a cosplay event. :lulz:
It flew to my fb page.
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 01, 2011, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Just to clarify things, this is a flyer, not a cosplay event. :lulz:
It flew to my fb page.
Sweet. I'm sort of hoping it flies to some copier machines.
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You just gave me an idea.
Gonna smash DA letter head on it. :lulz:
Interoffice Memo
To: The Mgt
From: Richter, Sol III Bidped
Subject: Re: Status Inquiry
I should bring it to your attention that records keeping and management authority permissions assignment has been muddled since the last manager in 37 AD. New additions to the team are having difficulty determining which, if any directives are valid. Micromanagement is rampant, and important issues are not being addressed. Previous manager's office is currently hottly contested. Workers across the site are initiating dynamic restructuring in conference rooms "Egypt", "Yemen" and "Libya".
I recomend immediate, unconditional reversal of all management authority, and reinstatement based on new, clear directives of personal accountability, self improvement, mindfull and efficient execution of duties, and not beign a jerk to anyone who doesn't deserve it.
I offer no excuses for my own actions, as I beleive my records will speak for themselves. My numerous bids to design, produce, and opperate a Heimdall IIc Asteroid Cracker MineMech are among them. I beleive my personal attention will be best suited for this area.
Quote from: Richter on March 01, 2011, 07:28:06 PM
Interoffice Memo
To: The Mgt
From: Richter, Sol III Bidped
Subject: Re: Status Inquiry
I should bring it to your attention that records keeping and management authority permissions assignment has been muddled since the last manager in 37 AD. New additions to the team are having difficulty determining which, if any directives are valid. Micromanagement is rampant, and important issues are not being addressed. Previous manager's office is currently hottly contested. Workers across the site are initiating dynamic restructuring in conference rooms "Egypt", "Yemen" and "Libya".
I recomend immediate, unconditional reversal of all management authority, and reinstatement based on new, clear directives of personal accountability, self improvement, mindfull and efficient execution of duties, and not beign a jerk to anyone who doesn't deserve it.
I offer no excuses for my own actions, as I beleive my records will speak for themselves. My numerous bids to design, produce, and opperate a Heimdall IIc Asteroid Cracker MineMech are among them. I beleive my personal attention will be best suited for this area.
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FUCK YEAH.
I'm going to try to do a Kopyleft flyer a day for the next two weeks.
ETA: I'll write 'em if you bozos will PDF them.
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 01, 2011, 08:10:22 PM
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Oh... it is getting close to time for Death and me to go a-postering soon, methinks......
I'll cook up a letter head today or tomorrow and PDF it for ya. Sound good?
Also, awesome. :D I'll be making some copies in the near future. I have about $9 on a copy card, which is 90 flyers for posting.
If anyone wants I could customize the letter head for my Dept of Erisology flyers to reflect sects of the cabal and geographic location. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 09:44:46 PM
FUCK YEAH.
I'm going to try to do a Kopyleft flyer a day for the next two weeks.
ETA: I'll write 'em if you bozos will PDF them.
I'll PDF them, PP them, PNG them, JPEG, GIF,TIFF, bitmap them......hey look a penny!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 09:44:46 PM
FUCK YEAH.
I'm going to try to do a Kopyleft flyer a day for the next two weeks.
ETA: I'll write 'em if you bozos will PDF them.
Your generosity is overwhelming, and we are not deserving of these gifts.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 02, 2011, 01:33:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 09:44:46 PM
FUCK YEAH.
I'm going to try to do a Kopyleft flyer a day for the next two weeks.
ETA: I'll write 'em if you bozos will PDF them.
Your generosity is overwhelming, and we are not deserving of these gifts.
Don't tell him that. He might not share.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 06:35:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on March 01, 2011, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Just to clarify things, this is a flyer, not a cosplay event. :lulz:
It flew to my fb page.
Sweet. I'm sort of hoping it flies to some copier machines.
I'm working after hours tomorrow when all the cancer researchers go home.
--Incoming Telegram--
FROM: THOMAS R MALTHUS
TO: SOL III BIPEDS
UPON REQUEST OF THE MGT I WILL BE TEMPORARILY COMING OUT TO RETIREMENT TO ASSIST WITH THE SITUATION ON SOL III STOP
I AM ENROUTE TO SOL III PRESENTLY STOP
WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK STOP
--Transmission Ends--