Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on March 02, 2011, 07:43:52 PM

Title: The Main Way
Post by: Cramulus on March 02, 2011, 07:43:52 PM
early draft

this is a brief document which talks about the religion and mythology that has been brewing in my neighborhood.

I've been an Orthodox Peixotist for about 4 months now. Here's a little glimpse of what it's like...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/49858017/The-Prophets-of-the-Main-Way
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Suu on March 02, 2011, 07:48:54 PM
I like it!

What else are you planning to add? Or just building as new myths come about?
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Cramulus on March 02, 2011, 07:55:37 PM
I need to expand the myths a little bit, reword here and there

I could definitely cram some more stuff in there -- we've been talking about this stuff for months, so there's more to add, this was just what I managed to remember before 10:30 this morning.

I may cut out the Goblin Babe part and replace it with something else. Mainly because if I anonymously distribute this document, and the woman in question sees it, she will be creeped out. Which is not the intent. Also I think she might have spawned already.  :lol:


Edit to add: OH! I remember now. I need a section about "Schwarzenegger Stallone Samehdi" -- attaining enlightenment through 80s action flicks.
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Suu on March 02, 2011, 08:01:07 PM
Aww, no kitty gets to go to college?
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Jasper on March 02, 2011, 08:40:48 PM
Oh my fuck

I love this!
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 05:17:09 AM
Fine work you liver.
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Richter on March 04, 2011, 03:15:16 AM
At first I was like "OK, another Cramulus joint, cool.", then it slowly dawned on me that this was REAL.  It's true, and it's there.  REally like the way you used a mythology built around your home to describe the place.  It's really got as much veracity as many other descriptions.
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Placid Dingo on March 04, 2011, 03:28:55 AM
I'm reminded a lot of the Apollonian vs Dionysian idea.
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: Don Coyote on March 04, 2011, 03:46:42 AM
Cram, dude, that is awesome.
Title: Re: The Main Way
Post by: President Television on March 04, 2011, 05:54:08 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 02, 2011, 08:01:07 PM
Aww, no kitty gets to go to college?

:lulz: This was by far one of the high points for me. The rest was brilliant too, but the kitty switch- the kitty switch was genius.