It's here, I thought I could escape it's Madness, but it's found me.
I covered my bedroom window with a queen-sized bed sheet. They can't see me if I don't see them.
There are UFOs in Providence, too...you see, I look to the back of my apartment and I can see them take off...to the opposite and I see them land.
No wait, that's just the flight pattern for TF Green...Angela, get a grip...wait, what is that? That blue light in the distance?
Oh, it's Our Lady of the Noble Gases. Silly me.
My apartment is a mess...I should clean it. Can't really though, til I build my dresser, I should do that for myself, instead of asking Richter. I should stop being so useless.
Why am I fat? 3 years ago I was 30lbs lighter. I'm killing myself. I hate myself. I hate the man who made me this way. I'm not eating anymore. I should go to the gym. I should go to the gym every day and not eat for the next week. I bet I could lose 20lbs if I drink nothing but water and green tea and eat romaine with just ranch dressing for the fats. I could survive...I bet I have crunchberry butthash tea around here somewhere...I WALK EVERYWHERE, DAMNIT. WHY AM I FAT?! I don't eat junk...I barely have food in my house to even snack on. I wish I could afford liposuction. America did this to me. I hate America.
Maybe I should sleep, but I can't, that leaves me vulnerable to the UFOs outside. It sucks living in a part of the world where a fair amount of low-orbit satellites pass over regularly, scaring the locals. They're watching more closely than we think.
Stupid wind, I can hear it...shaking my precious Federal Hill penthouse. I bet it'll take the roof again. I hope it does...then I have an excuse to not sew again, ever.
Why did it get cold again? I hate Rhode Island. I can't wait to go to Florida in 2 weeks for a couple of days, just to relax and hand sew and deal with my brother calling me fat. I'm so glad he got that job on Coquina Key, that's a far drive. He has to drive through the Southside. He's white, he's going to die. I bet it'll happen when I'm down there too, knowing my luck.
I hate my baseboard heaters, they make me paranoid.
There are too many people on my street from New Jersey. It's like that damn South Park episode. Fuck Johnson and Wales University.
Fuck, I should sleep, work and German tomorrow...still 2 weeks behind in homework. Fuck me.
That sound outside...it sounded like the Tripods from War of the Worlds...I told you they were coming for me.
Suu, it's time to call your banners. Ain't a thing listed here that can withstand the combined might of the Principality.
No more margaritas for you, missy.
Quote from: Luna on March 08, 2011, 10:43:15 AM
No more margaritas for you, missy.
Fuck you, I only had one.
Engaging. I feel like I'm right there. Outside the windows. Downloading your thoughts via a metallicy blue electronic looking thing. It's great that my orbs are in order and invisible, if only my race could phase through glass and weren't part vampire I would cross the threshold and abduct. Instead I'll post on my posting computer that is so advanced it can fit in an extra-terrestrial pocket and only post on forum since it is from the year 2019 and time traveled back to do this one post.
/flies off into the past
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 08, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
Engaging. I feel like I'm right there. Outside the windows. Downloading your thoughts via a metallicy blue electronic looking thing. It's great that my orbs are in order and invisible, if only my race could phase through glass and weren't part vampire I would cross the threshold and abduct. Instead I'll post on my posting computer that is so advanced it can fit in an extra-terrestrial pocket and only post on forum since it is from the year 2019 and time traveled back to do this one post.
/flies off into the past
Dude that is creepy in a stalker kind of way....
Certainly that sort of stalker wouldn't be the type to get anything done at all anyways, so no worries.
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 08, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
Engaging. I feel like I'm right there. Outside the windows. Downloading your thoughts via a metallicy blue electronic looking thing. It's great that my orbs are in order and invisible, if only my race could phase through glass and weren't part vampire I would cross the threshold and abduct. Instead I'll post on my posting computer that is so advanced it can fit in an extra-terrestrial pocket and only post on forum since it is from the year 2019 and time traveled back to do this one post.
/flies off into the past
:tinfoilhat:
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