I just noticed that day old coffee, microwaved until past boiling, and diluted with a bit of water tastes EXACTLY like powdered coffee.
ITT weird food observations.
I took a sip of my guava juice right after a few spoonfuls of chicken-black bean soup and my mouth tasted exactly like Big Red gum.
I took a sip of Richter's new "Weapon X" and... Well, I couldn't taste anything for the next three days, really... (At least nobody voiced concerns about me yarking in the sink, I did better than Herbert, anyway...)
If you eat lettuce and potato chips together, it tastes like peanuts.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 11, 2011, 07:50:30 PM
If you eat lettuce and potato chips together, it tastes like peanuts.
that actually makes a weird sort of sense, when you think about it.
graham crackers dipped in ketchup taste like the candy 'Boston Baked Beans'
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup does not change in odor as it passes through your body.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:30:38 PM
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup Ambrosia does not change in odor as it passes through your body.
My soup is is nothing like an apocalypse! :evilmad:
But this statement is otherwise correct. :lol:
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 01:03:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:30:38 PM
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup Ambrosia does not change in odor as it passes through your body.
My soup is is nothing like an apocalypse! :evilmad:
But this statement is otherwise correct. :lol:
Your soup is a national calamity. If it wasn't so damn good, I'd turn you into the Hague for Geneva Convention violations coming OUT OF MY ASS.
Actually, I think I'll call it "Freeky's Western Front Tomato/Garlic War Crime Soup."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 01:56:50 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 01:03:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:30:38 PM
Freeky's Tomato Apocalypse Soup Ambrosia does not change in odor as it passes through your body.
My soup is is nothing like an apocalypse! :evilmad:
But this statement is otherwise correct. :lol:
Your soup is a national calamity. If it wasn't so damn good, I'd turn you into the Hague for Geneva Convention violations coming OUT OF MY ASS.
You don't have the BAUWLS to do it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 01:58:13 AM
Actually, I think I'll call it "Freeky's Western Front Tomato/Garlic War Crime Soup."
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: And so it was. But just like the Canadians in WWII, you forgot about the onions. :( Poor onions.
At least you don't do the Keelin thing.
"HERE, OLD MAN, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS SHRIMP!"
*shoves shrimp in Roger's mouth, 2 seconds after it came out of the pan*
:lulz: No, you do that to yourself when I make stuff.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:03:47 AM
:lulz: No, you do that to yourself when I make stuff.
"HEY, CRUNCHY!"
*eats ghost pepper, falls on floor and starts convulsing*
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:07:48 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 02:03:47 AM
:lulz: No, you do that to yourself when I make stuff.
"HEY, CRUNCHY!"
*eats ghost pepper, falls on floor and starts convulsing*
I don't know if you're making fun of that one time I ate that dried chili pepper at that one chinese restarurant that one time (you weren't there, but I told you the story), or if you're talking about when you've gone and eaten a ghost pepper. Wasn't that in viindaloo?
moderate amounts of chili powder, paprika, and garlic seem to completely nullify the taste of it self and the cheese when mixed with a certain brand of boxed mac n cheese that i cant really recall.. leaving u with a pasty flavorless bowl of elbow macaroni
or maybe it was just cuz i was high
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 08:14:04 PM
or maybe it was just cuz i was high
And that pretty much sums up the state of "weird" in America™ today.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 08:14:04 PM
or maybe it was just cuz i was high
And that pretty much sums up the state of "weird" in America™ today.
That's what's most depressing, I think.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 25, 2011, 08:24:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 08:15:20 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 08:14:04 PM
or maybe it was just cuz i was high
And that pretty much sums up the state of "weird" in America™ today.
That's what's most depressing, I think.
Well it certainly explains the lack of capitilization and punctuation. :|
That drives every nerve, if I've never mentioned it..... :argh!:
nah, im actually much stranger with no drugs at all. I just use weed for anxiety, adhd and bipolar.. and of course the enhancement of certain creative activities.
i just tend to notice when im high, or drunk or whatever my taste buds are dulled, that combined with the fact that i usually cook very potent flavors makes me insensitive to subtle flavors.
as for punctuation, i didnt really think it was all that lacking but.. sucks to be you (not sure if you were being sarcastic or what)
nice meetin yall! :lol:
edit: furthermore, im not even sure if i was actually high when i cooked that, i was just giving a possible explanation to my lack of taste sensitivity. my food experimentation is not in the least limited to altered states of consciousness
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
nah, im actually much stranger with no drugs at all. I just use weed for anxiety, adhd and bipolar.. and of course the enhancement of certain creative activities.
i just tend to notice when im high, or drunk or whatever my taste buds are dulled, that combined with the fact that i usually cook very potent flavors makes me insensitive to subtle flavors.
as for punctuation, i didnt really think it was all that lacking but.. sucks to be you (not sure if you were being sarcastic or what)
nice meetin yall! :lol:
Calling Poptard. <--- Calling it.
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
nah, im actually much stranger with no drugs at all. I just use weed for anxiety, adhd and bipolar.. and of course the enhancement of certain creative activities.
i just tend to notice when im high, or drunk or whatever my taste buds are dulled, that combined with the fact that i usually cook very potent flavors makes me insensitive to subtle flavors.
as for punctuation, i didnt really think it was all that lacking but.. sucks to be you (not sure if you were being sarcastic or what)
nice meetin yall! :lol:
Oh fuck off.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:18:23 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
nah, im actually much stranger with no drugs at all. I just use weed for anxiety, adhd and bipolar.. and of course the enhancement of certain creative activities.
i just tend to notice when im high, or drunk or whatever my taste buds are dulled, that combined with the fact that i usually cook very potent flavors makes me insensitive to subtle flavors.
as for punctuation, i didnt really think it was all that lacking but.. sucks to be you (not sure if you were being sarcastic or what)
nice meetin yall! :lol:
Calling Poptard. <--- Calling it.
I want to squish it like a fat worm.
Quote from: Khara on April 25, 2011, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:18:23 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
nah, im actually much stranger with no drugs at all. I just use weed for anxiety, adhd and bipolar.. and of course the enhancement of certain creative activities.
i just tend to notice when im high, or drunk or whatever my taste buds are dulled, that combined with the fact that i usually cook very potent flavors makes me insensitive to subtle flavors.
as for punctuation, i didnt really think it was all that lacking but.. sucks to be you (not sure if you were being sarcastic or what)
nice meetin yall! :lol:
Calling Poptard. <--- Calling it.
I want to squish it like a fat worm.
Which is, of course, what it wants you to want.
Attention-whoring troll is attention-whoring. Get mad at the sun for rising.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:21:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 25, 2011, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:18:23 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:16:08 PM
nah, im actually much stranger with no drugs at all. I just use weed for anxiety, adhd and bipolar.. and of course the enhancement of certain creative activities.
i just tend to notice when im high, or drunk or whatever my taste buds are dulled, that combined with the fact that i usually cook very potent flavors makes me insensitive to subtle flavors.
as for punctuation, i didnt really think it was all that lacking but.. sucks to be you (not sure if you were being sarcastic or what)
nice meetin yall! :lol:
Calling Poptard. <--- Calling it.
I want to squish it like a fat worm.
Which is, of course, what it wants you to want.
Attention-whoring troll is attention-whoring. Get mad at the sun for rising.
Eh it's more that he's now the target of my anger today than he really gets on my nerves. I'm mad today and he makes a good cat to kick. Otherwise I could give two shits less...
:lulz:
im not sure how you can establish whether or not im a "poptard" by my very few posts. and im definatly not trolling either. just defending against baseless accusations.
seems like you guys just need something to pick on, which is fine with me. comments of strangers hardly upset me, unless of course its just flagrantly ignorant. if that was your aim you might wanna try harder
as for you needing a cat to kick. you might wanna consider a more satisfying means of releasing your anger because personally, i find posting to a forum hardly satiating.
g'day sirs and madams!
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:48:23 PM
:lulz:
im not sure how you can establish whether or not im a "poptard" by my very few posts. and im definatly not trolling either. just defending against baseless accusations.
seems like you guys just need something to pick on, which is fine with me. comments of strangers hardly upset me, unless of course its just flagrantly ignorant. if that was your aim you might wanna try harder
as for you needing a cat to kick. you might wanna consider a more satisfying means of releasing your anger because personally, i find posting to a forum hardly satiating.
g'day sirs and madams!
Yeah, we're cunts like that.
I have a weird food observation. Whether or not Poptarts are tasty, they usually don't start out stale, but this one does.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:49:21 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:48:23 PM
:lulz:
im not sure how you can establish whether or not im a "poptard" by my very few posts. and im definatly not trolling either. just defending against baseless accusations.
seems like you guys just need something to pick on, which is fine with me. comments of strangers hardly upset me, unless of course its just flagrantly ignorant. if that was your aim you might wanna try harder
as for you needing a cat to kick. you might wanna consider a more satisfying means of releasing your anger because personally, i find posting to a forum hardly satiating.
g'day sirs and madams!
Yeah, we're cunts like that.
Well aware, good time had by all i assure! Huzzah!
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 25, 2011, 11:13:29 PM
I have a weird food observation. Whether or not Poptarts are tasty, they usually don't start out stale, but this one does.
Indeed, my method of choice, chicadee.. "it was super-effective"
Umeshu (Japanese plum wine) tastes similar to cherry starburst chews.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on April 26, 2011, 12:17:29 AM
Umeshu (Japanese plum wine) tastes similar to cherry starburst chews.
That's awesome
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:49:21 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:48:23 PM
:lulz:
im not sure how you can establish whether or not im a "poptard" by my very few posts. and im definatly not trolling either. just defending against baseless accusations.
seems like you guys just need something to pick on, which is fine with me. comments of strangers hardly upset me, unless of course its just flagrantly ignorant. if that was your aim you might wanna try harder
as for you needing a cat to kick. you might wanna consider a more satisfying means of releasing your anger because personally, i find posting to a forum hardly satiating.
g'day sirs and madams!
Yeah, we're cunts like that.
Well aware, good time had by all i assure! Huzzah!
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 25, 2011, 11:13:29 PM
I have a weird food observation. Whether or not Poptarts are tasty, they usually don't start out stale, but this one does.
Indeed, my method of choice, chicadee.. "it was super-effective"
Oh, this isn't going to end well.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 12:25:08 AM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2011, 10:49:21 PM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 10:48:23 PM
:lulz:
im not sure how you can establish whether or not im a "poptard" by my very few posts. and im definatly not trolling either. just defending against baseless accusations.
seems like you guys just need something to pick on, which is fine with me. comments of strangers hardly upset me, unless of course its just flagrantly ignorant. if that was your aim you might wanna try harder
as for you needing a cat to kick. you might wanna consider a more satisfying means of releasing your anger because personally, i find posting to a forum hardly satiating.
g'day sirs and madams!
Yeah, we're cunts like that.
Well aware, good time had by all i assure! Huzzah!
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 25, 2011, 11:13:29 PM
I have a weird food observation. Whether or not Poptarts are tasty, they usually don't start out stale, but this one does.
Indeed, my method of choice, chicadee.. "it was super-effective"
I'm waiting for my rage to become coherent. Then again, I'm waiting for rage in general, since this little pissant doesn't mean a damn thing to me.
Oh, this isn't going to end well.
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 12:52:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 12:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 11:35:30 PM
chicadee
Bad move.
I thought you broads loved that shit.
TGRR,
NO HIGHER FUNCTIONS
:lulz:
My eyes don't even track. NOTHING ABOVE THE BRAIN STEM, AND I'M HIGH ON LIFE!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 04:24:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 12:52:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 12:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 11:35:30 PM
chicadee
Bad move.
I thought you broads loved that shit.
TGRR,
NO HIGHER FUNCTIONS
:lulz:
My eyes don't even track. NOTHING ABOVE THE BRAIN STEM, AND I'M HIGH ON LIFE!
WHY ISN'T THERE A SQUEEEEEEEEEE EMOTE??????
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 07:30:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 04:24:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 12:52:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 12:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 11:35:30 PM
chicadee
Bad move.
I thought you broads loved that shit.
TGRR,
NO HIGHER FUNCTIONS
:lulz:
My eyes don't even track. NOTHING ABOVE THE BRAIN STEM, AND I'M HIGH ON LIFE!
WHY ISN'T THERE A SQUEEEEEEEEEE EMOTE??????
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/Se_eira/AN%20emotes/squee.gif)
Photobucket haz. :lulz:
haha the point was to be offensive, like i said. tat for tits
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Aww, poor baby. Did the big kids be mean to you? Awwww. Why don't you go :hanging: and we'll all get on with our lives.
:roll: haha! :fap:
Quote from: Luna on April 26, 2011, 10:52:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 07:30:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 04:24:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 12:52:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 12:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 11:35:30 PM
chicadee
Bad move.
I thought you broads loved that shit.
TGRR,
NO HIGHER FUNCTIONS
:lulz:
My eyes don't even track. NOTHING ABOVE THE BRAIN STEM, AND I'M HIGH ON LIFE!
WHY ISN'T THERE A SQUEEEEEEEEEE EMOTE??????
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/Se_eira/AN%20emotes/squee.gif)
Photobucket haz. :lulz:
I LIKES IT
CAN PLEASE IT BE ADDED?
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2011, 07:12:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 26, 2011, 10:52:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 07:30:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 04:24:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 12:52:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2011, 12:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mountain Wizard on April 25, 2011, 11:35:30 PM
chicadee
Bad move.
I thought you broads loved that shit.
TGRR,
NO HIGHER FUNCTIONS
:lulz:
My eyes don't even track. NOTHING ABOVE THE BRAIN STEM, AND I'M HIGH ON LIFE!
WHY ISN'T THERE A SQUEEEEEEEEEE EMOTE??????
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/Se_eira/AN%20emotes/squee.gif)
Photobucket haz. :lulz:
I LIKES IT
CAN PLEASE IT BE ADDED?
I'll do it tonight, on the laptop.
I see assburger boy is still trying to show us all.
Fruity Dyno-Bites (generic Fruity Pebbles, but better) with green tea-flavored soymilk instead of normal real milk.
Sounds horrifying, tastes delicious.
Baked Beans with a ton of cheese on top and baked is fannntastic.
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Baked Beans with a ton of cheese on top and baked is fannntastic.
Melted cheese is capable of making a lot of meh things orgasmic.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2011, 04:51:13 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Baked Beans with a ton of cheese on top and baked is fannntastic.
Melted cheese is capable of making a lot of meh things EVERYTHING orgasmic.