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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on March 12, 2011, 02:12:04 AM

Title: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Cain on March 12, 2011, 02:12:04 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/12/books/heaven-is-for-real-is-publishing-phenomenon.html

QuoteJust two months shy of his fourth birthday, Colton Burpo, the son of an evangelical pastor in Imperial, Neb., was rushed into emergency surgery with a burst appendix.

He woke up with an astonishing story: He had died and gone to heaven, where he met his great-grandfather; the biblical figure Samson; John the Baptist; and Jesus, who had eyes that "were just sort of a sea-blue and they seemed to sparkle," Colton, now 11 years old, recalled.

Colton's father, Todd, has turned the boy's experience into a 163-page book, "Heaven Is for Real," which has become a sleeper paperback hit of the winter, dominating best-seller lists and selling hundreds of thousands of copies.

Thomas Nelson, the book's publisher, said it had broken company sales records. The publisher, based in Nashville, began with an initial print run of 40,000 copies. Since the book came out in November, it has gone back to press 22 times, with more than 1.5 million copies in print. On the New York Times best-seller list for paperback nonfiction last Sunday, "Heaven Is for Real" was No. 1. The book remains in the top spot this coming Sunday.

Yes, he "recalled" that quite well, for a four year old.  And I'm sure having a pastor as a father means his head isn't a jumble of religious symbology at all.

Putting it in the nonfiction is a nice touch, too.
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: President Television on March 12, 2011, 06:17:35 AM
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Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Don Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:22:43 AM
FUCKING JUGGALOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:24:18 AM
Jesus has sparkly eyes, now. Awesome. Does he shoot mind lasers from them?
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Phox on March 12, 2011, 06:26:58 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:24:18 AM
Jesus has sparkly eyes, now. Awesome. Does he shoot mind lasers from them?
:fap:
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 12, 2011, 06:30:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erkpm6QggrU
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 14, 2011, 12:19:24 AM
QuoteMr. Baugher said, adding that his initial skepticism about the Burpo family's story was short-lived. "This was a very down-to-earth, conservative, quote-unquote normal Midwestern family. We became fully convinced that this story was valid. And also that it was a great story that would just take off."

:lulz: So because this very religious family was also "normal" and conservative he believed their story.
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: BabylonHoruv on March 14, 2011, 04:36:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2011, 02:12:04 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/12/books/heaven-is-for-real-is-publishing-phenomenon.html

QuoteJust two months shy of his fourth birthday, Colton Burpo, the son of an evangelical pastor in Imperial, Neb., was rushed into emergency surgery with a burst appendix.

He woke up with an astonishing story: He had died and gone to heaven, where he met his great-grandfather; the biblical figure Samson; John the Baptist; and Jesus, who had eyes that "were just sort of a sea-blue and they seemed to sparkle," Colton, now 11 years old, recalled.

Colton's father, Todd, has turned the boy's experience into a 163-page book, "Heaven Is for Real," which has become a sleeper paperback hit of the winter, dominating best-seller lists and selling hundreds of thousands of copies.

Thomas Nelson, the book's publisher, said it had broken company sales records. The publisher, based in Nashville, began with an initial print run of 40,000 copies. Since the book came out in November, it has gone back to press 22 times, with more than 1.5 million copies in print. On the New York Times best-seller list for paperback nonfiction last Sunday, "Heaven Is for Real" was No. 1. The book remains in the top spot this coming Sunday.

Yes, he "recalled" that quite well, for a four year old.  And I'm sure having a pastor as a father means his head isn't a jumble of religious symbology at all.

Putting it in the nonfiction is a nice touch, too.

I wonder if they realize giving Jesus blue eyes instead of brown (like a middle Eastern Jew would probably have) makes them look that much less credible?  I wonder if Samson and John had blue eyes too?
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:52:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-wM-u8-aA

Just as lulzy.
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 14, 2011, 05:31:25 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 14, 2011, 04:36:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2011, 02:12:04 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/12/books/heaven-is-for-real-is-publishing-phenomenon.html

QuoteJust two months shy of his fourth birthday, Colton Burpo, the son of an evangelical pastor in Imperial, Neb., was rushed into emergency surgery with a burst appendix.

He woke up with an astonishing story: He had died and gone to heaven, where he met his great-grandfather; the biblical figure Samson; John the Baptist; and Jesus, who had eyes that "were just sort of a sea-blue and they seemed to sparkle," Colton, now 11 years old, recalled.

Colton's father, Todd, has turned the boy's experience into a 163-page book, "Heaven Is for Real," which has become a sleeper paperback hit of the winter, dominating best-seller lists and selling hundreds of thousands of copies.

Thomas Nelson, the book's publisher, said it had broken company sales records. The publisher, based in Nashville, began with an initial print run of 40,000 copies. Since the book came out in November, it has gone back to press 22 times, with more than 1.5 million copies in print. On the New York Times best-seller list for paperback nonfiction last Sunday, "Heaven Is for Real" was No. 1. The book remains in the top spot this coming Sunday.

Yes, he "recalled" that quite well, for a four year old.  And I'm sure having a pastor as a father means his head isn't a jumble of religious symbology at all.

Putting it in the nonfiction is a nice touch, too.

I wonder if they realize giving Jesus blue eyes instead of brown (like a middle Eastern Jew would probably have) makes them look that much less credible?  I wonder if Samson and John had blue eyes too?

He was obviously seeing the Maud'Dib
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Nast on March 14, 2011, 05:40:34 AM
God controls the spice. Why else do you suppose he controls the universe?
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Lies on March 14, 2011, 07:29:51 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 14, 2011, 04:36:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2011, 02:12:04 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/12/books/heaven-is-for-real-is-publishing-phenomenon.html

QuoteJust two months shy of his fourth birthday, Colton Burpo, the son of an evangelical pastor in Imperial, Neb., was rushed into emergency surgery with a burst appendix.

He woke up with an astonishing story: He had died and gone to heaven, where he met his great-grandfather; the biblical figure Samson; John the Baptist; and Jesus, who had eyes that "were just sort of a sea-blue and they seemed to sparkle," Colton, now 11 years old, recalled.

Colton's father, Todd, has turned the boy's experience into a 163-page book, "Heaven Is for Real," which has become a sleeper paperback hit of the winter, dominating best-seller lists and selling hundreds of thousands of copies.

Thomas Nelson, the book's publisher, said it had broken company sales records. The publisher, based in Nashville, began with an initial print run of 40,000 copies. Since the book came out in November, it has gone back to press 22 times, with more than 1.5 million copies in print. On the New York Times best-seller list for paperback nonfiction last Sunday, "Heaven Is for Real" was No. 1. The book remains in the top spot this coming Sunday.

Yes, he "recalled" that quite well, for a four year old.  And I'm sure having a pastor as a father means his head isn't a jumble of religious symbology at all.

Putting it in the nonfiction is a nice touch, too.

I wonder if they realize giving Jesus blue eyes instead of brown (like a middle Eastern Jew would probably have) makes them look that much less credible?  I wonder if Samson and John had blue eyes too?
The fact that they're christians and the kid was probably under a lot of heavy medication doesn't make it less credible already?
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Luna on March 14, 2011, 10:14:05 AM
Also, the fact that, according to at least one review of the book, the kid's heart never stopped...

http://www.reclaimingthemind.org/blog/2011/02/book-review-heaven-is-for-real/
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 14, 2011, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 14, 2011, 04:36:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 12, 2011, 02:12:04 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/12/books/heaven-is-for-real-is-publishing-phenomenon.html

QuoteJust two months shy of his fourth birthday, Colton Burpo, the son of an evangelical pastor in Imperial, Neb., was rushed into emergency surgery with a burst appendix.

He woke up with an astonishing story: He had died and gone to heaven, where he met his great-grandfather; the biblical figure Samson; John the Baptist; and Jesus, who had eyes that "were just sort of a sea-blue and they seemed to sparkle," Colton, now 11 years old, recalled.

Colton's father, Todd, has turned the boy's experience into a 163-page book, "Heaven Is for Real," which has become a sleeper paperback hit of the winter, dominating best-seller lists and selling hundreds of thousands of copies.

Thomas Nelson, the book's publisher, said it had broken company sales records. The publisher, based in Nashville, began with an initial print run of 40,000 copies. Since the book came out in November, it has gone back to press 22 times, with more than 1.5 million copies in print. On the New York Times best-seller list for paperback nonfiction last Sunday, "Heaven Is for Real" was No. 1. The book remains in the top spot this coming Sunday.

Yes, he "recalled" that quite well, for a four year old.  And I'm sure having a pastor as a father means his head isn't a jumble of religious symbology at all.

Putting it in the nonfiction is a nice touch, too.

I wonder if they realize giving Jesus blue eyes instead of brown (like a middle Eastern Jew would probably have) makes them look that much less credible?  I wonder if Samson and John had blue eyes too?

Christianity - has nothing to do with credibility. And I'm with Cain - non fiction is the punchline here :lulz: Damn those bookstores for not having a proper "spurious bullshit" section  :argh!:
Title: Re: The new Twilight, "Heaven is for real"
Post by: Luna on March 14, 2011, 12:15:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 14, 2011, 11:47:50 AM

Christianity - has nothing to do with credibility. And I'm with Cain - non fiction is the punchline here :lulz: Damn those bookstores for not having a proper "spurious bullshit" section  :argh!:

Sure they do.

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