I have a few things I need to say:
When I hack a loog, I pick it out of my mouth and examine its consistancy between my fingers. I do the same with my snots. Pretty much all the time.
I've consistantly cheated on my astronomy homework all semester, and still only managed a B- at midterms.
Sometimes the smell of my own farts makes me hungry.
I identify myself as discordian.
I'm a plastic crack addict, and would sell my body on the street for a Transformers 2011 Botcon exclusive set.
I accidentally came in my own face while masturbating. More than once.
I wear the same pair of jeans for months straight.
I don't even listen to Punk Rock.
Dimoism is a scourge on our nation's youth. It is a depraved lifestyle that leads kids to drink shitty beer and step to Richter when his back is turned. Dimoism encourages unclean behavior, manhole cover frisbee, and kicking habits while the nuns are still wearing them.
This is clearly a direct attack on our nation by Italy, which is directly responsible for Dimoism, it having been invented in the fleshpots of Salerno...The ruins of which are still poisonous.
Don't Dimo, kids. Not even once.
Signs that your child might be on Dimo:
1. 5 o'clock shadow at 10AM.
2. Intolerance to proper vindaloo.
3. Listening to the jazz.
4. Drinking PBR of their own free will.
5. Excessive Ramen consumption.
6. Tendency to headbutt the ceiling.
7. The child becomes shorter.
8. The child gets an insanely hot girlfriend who apparently has eyesight issues.
9. Diabetes.
10. The child develops a protective layer of some unknown oil.
11. The child forms a cocoon, and emerges 6 months later as a dago.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 06:38:37 PM
I have a few things I need to say:
When I hack a loog, I pick it out of my mouth and examine its consistancy between my fingers. I do the same with my snots. Pretty much all the time.
I've consistantly cheated on my astronomy homework all semester, and still only managed a B- at midterms.
Sometimes the smell of my own farts makes me hungry.
I identify myself as discordian.
I'm a plastic crack addict, and would sell my body on the street for a Transformers 2011 Botcon exclusive set.
I accidentally came in my own face while masturbating. More than once.
I wear the same pair of jeans for months straight.
I don't even listen to Punk Rock.
Man-bodies crack me up. Seriously, that shit is funny!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 06:45:42 PM
Signs that your child might be on Dimo:
1. 5 o'clock shadow at 10AM will.
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
3. Listening to the jazz.
4. Drinking PBR of their own for free will.
5. Excessive Ramen consumption.
6. Tendency to headbutt the ceiling.
7. The child becomes shorter.
8. The child gets an insanely hot maladjusted girlfriend who apparently has eyesight issues.
9. Diabetes.
10. The child develops a protective layer of some unknown olive oil.
11. The child forms a cocoon, and emerges 6 months later as a dago.
Just a few corrections. Y'know, fer science.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
Damn, am I the only one that can eat that shit without utterly destroying somebody's bathroom the next day?
I swear, my stomach made a few WTF noises, I sat poised in my chair to make the dash... and, meh, nothing.
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:03:01 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
Damn, am I the only one that can eat that shit without utterly destroying somebody's bathroom the next day?
I swear, my stomach made a few WTF noises, I sat poised in my chair to make the dash... and, meh, nothing.
You haven't had Freeky's War Crime Vindaloo. Ask Richter.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:03:01 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
Damn, am I the only one that can eat that shit without utterly destroying somebody's bathroom the next day?
I swear, my stomach made a few WTF noises, I sat poised in my chair to make the dash... and, meh, nothing.
You haven't had Freeky's War Crime Vindaloo. Ask Richter.
I will do that.
I was never a fan of spicy food. Grew up on a farm, just wasn't around it.
After the shit hit the fan this past year, I promised myself I'd try new stuff. Lots of new stuff. Turns out I can handle at least some kinds of spicy food, after all.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 06:45:42 PM
Signs that your child might be on Dimo:
1. 5 o'clock shadow at 10AM will.
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
3. Listening to the jazz.
4. Drinking PBR of their own for free will.
5. Excessive Ramen consumption.
6. Tendency to headbutt the ceiling.
7. The child becomes shorter.
8. The child gets an insanely hot maladjusted girlfriend who apparently has eyesight issues.
9. Diabetes.
10. The child develops a protective layer of some unknown olive oil.
11. The child forms a cocoon, and emerges 6 months later as a dago.
Just a few corrections. Y'know, fer science.
If olives had oil, we would have invaded Palermo by now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:03:01 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
Damn, am I the only one that can eat that shit without utterly destroying somebody's bathroom the next day?
I swear, my stomach made a few WTF noises, I sat poised in my chair to make the dash... and, meh, nothing.
You haven't had Freeky's War Crime Vindaloo. Ask Richter.
I want it.
My body has not quite returned to its former "can process anything" state after the Big Illness of November 2010, but for the most part I can still handle any spicy food. And I like it!
I really want the recipe, I'm desperate for something new to tempt the boys. I swear the very scent of hot sauce makes me gag anymore because they add it to EVERYTHING not breakfast, well not sweet or milk based breakfast. Yes, they put it on eggs..... :x
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:21:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:03:01 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
Damn, am I the only one that can eat that shit without utterly destroying somebody's bathroom the next day?
I swear, my stomach made a few WTF noises, I sat poised in my chair to make the dash... and, meh, nothing.
You haven't had Freeky's War Crime Vindaloo. Ask Richter.
I want it.
My body has not quite returned to its former "can process anything" state after the Big Illness of November 2010, but for the most part I can still handle any spicy food. And I like it!
I'll see what I can arrange.
ETA: For both you and Khara.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:21:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:03:01 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 21, 2011, 07:00:49 PM
2. Intolerance to proper atomic vindaloo.
Damn, am I the only one that can eat that shit without utterly destroying somebody's bathroom the next day?
I swear, my stomach made a few WTF noises, I sat poised in my chair to make the dash... and, meh, nothing.
You haven't had Freeky's War Crime Vindaloo. Ask Richter.
I want it.
My body has not quite returned to its former "can process anything" state after the Big Illness of November 2010, but for the most part I can still handle any spicy food. And I like it!
I'll see what I can arrange.
ETA: For both you and Khara.
I like this idea.
Quote from: Khara on March 21, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
I really want the recipe, I'm desperate for something new to tempt the boys. I swear the very scent of hot sauce makes me gag anymore because they add it to EVERYTHING not breakfast, well not sweet or milk based breakfast. Yes, they put it on eggs..... :x
I do, too.
LMNO
-juevos rancheros.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 21, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 21, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
I really want the recipe, I'm desperate for something new to tempt the boys. I swear the very scent of hot sauce makes me gag anymore because they add it to EVERYTHING not breakfast, well not sweet or milk based breakfast. Yes, they put it on eggs..... :x
I do, too.
LMNO
-juevos rancheros.
We will arrange this.
Just remember that you asked, when you strip the glaze off the commode and have to have your prostate replaced with a PVC bladder valve.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 21, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 21, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
I really want the recipe, I'm desperate for something new to tempt the boys. I swear the very scent of hot sauce makes me gag anymore because they add it to EVERYTHING not breakfast, well not sweet or milk based breakfast. Yes, they put it on eggs..... :x
I do, too.
LMNO
-juevos rancheros.
yeah that's salsa or a modified pico, I mean stupid vinegary yuckola hot sauce :cry:
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:
http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/
Me, I'm more a fan of:
http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/salt-free-blends/walk-in-the-park-mild-curry-powder/
A lot of the hot stuff, all I really get is HOT, not the flavor of it.
I've got a liquid war crime now too, but it doesn't destroy you on the exit.
LMNO's habenero relish however, will ruin you for about 2 days.
Quote from: Richter on March 21, 2011, 07:39:35 PM
I've got a liquid war crime now too, but it doesn't destroy you on the exit.
No, just upon entrance. It made me cry.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:31:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 21, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 21, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
I really want the recipe, I'm desperate for something new to tempt the boys. I swear the very scent of hot sauce makes me gag anymore because they add it to EVERYTHING not breakfast, well not sweet or milk based breakfast. Yes, they put it on eggs..... :x
I do, too.
LMNO
-juevos rancheros.
We will arrange this.
Just remember that you asked, when you strip the glaze off the commode and have to have your prostate replaced with a PVC bladder valve.
Don't make promises I can't live up to, now. I haven't figured out where to get those bird's eye chilis again, and I fucked that batch up anyway. Too much coriander and cardamom.
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:
http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/
What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been
those people walking.
where the fuck is the like button on this thing
oh wait
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:
http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/
What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been those people walking.
I do not know what else Richter may do to his vindaloo.
However, these spice blends are teh awesome.
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:
http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/
What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been those people walking.
I do not know what else Richter may do to his vindaloo.
However, these spice blends are teh awesome blasphemy
Fixed.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
I know where Richter gets his vindaloo powder:
http://www.auntiearwenspices.com/store/spice-blends/thermonuclear-vindaloo-blend/
What is this heresy?! You do not let OTHER PEOPLE make your spice blend, they might have been those people walking.
I do not know what else Richter may do to his vindaloo.
However, these spice blends are teh awesome blasphemy
Fixed.
Your blasphemy is my dinner.
Then I'mma have to say that you need to complete your Holy Quest in a hurry, because you won't be going to hell when you die for this, oh no, you'll be going to wherever it is that the really dispicable politicians go when they leave office permanently.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:14:45 PM
Then I'mma have to say that you need to complete your Holy Quest in a hurry, because you won't be going to hell when you die for this, oh no, you'll be going to wherever it is that the really dispicable politicians go when they leave office permanently.
Shit. You want to come up here and hold Richter down for me? We pile enough girls on him, he might actually hold still for it...
I don't WANNA spend eternity listening to Palin whine...
Nope, that's YOUR quest. And leln's quest is to stop you.
I await developments with interest. And popcorn.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 21, 2011, 08:22:45 PM
Nope, that's YOUR quest. And leln's quest is to stop you.
I await developments with interest. And popcorn.
I maintain that piling girls on him is a valid method. No reason you couldn't join in on the fun.
I WILL
BEND YOUR
SPACE
FUCKING
TIME
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