Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Slarti on September 04, 2004, 03:33:35 AM

Title: you should all know
Post by: Slarti on September 04, 2004, 03:33:35 AM
that i am back in my paranoid stage. this is time number 5. even the wise words of sri syadasti cannot save me this time.
Title: you should all know
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2004, 08:40:58 AM
how bout the words of whoever was yelling at george of the jungle to watch out for that tree?


personally it makes me feel mroe secure knwoign they're watchign me.
Title: Re: you should all know
Post by: Trollax on September 04, 2004, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfastthat i am back in my paranoid stage. this is time number 5. even the wise words of sri syadasti cannot save me this time.

*Poke* well you're well and truly fucked, so either drop the whole damn thing or get yourself a straight-jacket

and we all know what greyface has to say about straightjackets
Title: you should all know
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2004, 10:06:34 AM
the onyl paranoia i've ever known outside of being stoned and on acid is the paranoia that by moving at all i would hurt people(from teh sayign nobody moves and nobody gets hurt")

i fixed this by jumping into a moshpit. course i sat still al ong time before too.
Title: you should all know
Post by: Slarti on September 04, 2004, 12:49:23 PM
awww who cares i'll just drop the paranoia binge and ignore the illuminati for a while. THEY'RE OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one
Title: you should all know
Post by: agent compassion on September 14, 2004, 09:53:10 PM
Yes, they're out there, and they would like you to be aware of a special limited-time offer of 12 free dinners at a local restaurant with the purchase of durable vinyl siding OR a satellite dish(installation not included), but only if you call in the next 5 minutes with your major credit card.