I've had a hell of a last 3 weeks.
Long story short, don't ask any fucking questions, I'm aware of the reputation I have here and in quick rhetoric before stupid/spiteful questions are asked, I am currently single, and have had my heart broken about 3 times in the last 3 weeks.
Long story, don't want to get into it, but I want you to help me.
I'm feeling emo, I want to hear some tunes that are singing my pain of unrequited love and confusion about how much love sucks in general.
Give me suggestions or get the fuck out.
Youtube (I can't dig them up at work)
Elton John:
I guess that's why they call it the blues
Empty Garden
Tinderbox
Madman across the water
Johnny Cash:
Folsom Prison Blues
Roy Orbison:
Crying
Famous Blue Raincoat by Leonard Cohen
Actually... pretty much any Leonard Cohen song.
Sorry, Lies, that sucks.
About a quarter of the country music out there works. Me, I've had this on tap for bad days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22zB6Soc2Gk
Ha, gives me a valid excuse to post a White Lion video. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3sN5cguJc
Thanks for all of the suggestions guys, just one problem I have, fucking youtube has decided to not start working at this very moment.
Fuck you Murphy. Guess I'll have to find other places to obtain these things, but I'll get through them all, I swear.
Thanks again guys.
Edit: Oh never mind. It's back again. Alright, now to drown myself in sorrows in blues and emo melancholy til I grow a fucking pair again.
Quote from: Lies on March 24, 2011, 03:38:42 PM
Thanks for all of the suggestions guys, just one problem I have, fucking youtube has decided to not start working at this very moment.
Fuck you Murphy. Guess I'll have to find other places to obtain these things, but I'll get through them all, I swear.
Thanks again guys.
Put those names into Pandora?
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Avalanche (Leonard Cohen cover) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPPO2zdPxyU)
Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind (http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/willie-nelson-always-on-my-mind/1e7ee0b70d8bc125060c1e7ee0b70d8bc125060c-411217953098?q=willie+nelson+always+on+my+mind&FROM=LKVR5>1=LKVR5&FORM=LKVR2&adlt=strict)
Fear - Getting the Brush (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE5kAzTJa2M)
Hank Williams Sr
Damn near anything by Air Supply, actually.
Quote from: Luna on March 24, 2011, 04:12:07 PM
Damn near anything by Air Supply, actually.
But that's only if you're actually going to shoot yourself.
More hair-metal suggestions to YouTube, should you have any interest in the genre:
Winger (shuddap!)- Headed for a Heartbreak
Babylon AD - Desperate
Dangerous Toys - Feels Like a Hammer
Bang Tango - Breaking Up a Heart of Stone
MSG - Anytime
Def Leppard - Love Bites
Savatage - Summer's Rain
Whitesnake - Fool For Your Lovin
www.last.fm/music/George+Jones/_/He+Stopped+Loving+Her+Today - (http://www.last.fm/music/George+Jones/_/He+Stopped+Loving+Her+Today%20-)
George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today
Always depresses the hell out of me....
Pulp- Do You Remember The First Time? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTo7wKumolU)
Nico - These Days (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1N8GtDkYfQ)
Everly Brothers - Cryin' In The Rain
Ace of Base - Don't Turn Around
Slipknot - Snuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
Good for any time you need a self-esteem boost.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 24, 2011, 04:22:57 PM
Slipknot - Snuff
While that
would make me depressed to have to listen to, I don't think there's any occasion that actually warrants forcing one's self to listen to bad mall-metal.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 24, 2011, 04:17:37 PM
Pulp- Do You Remember The First Time? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTo7wKumolU)
Oh God, as much as love Pulp, I have other sad memories attached to another chick I used to date who loved them too.
But fuck it.
I can't find a video of it, but the Pretenders' "I Should Of" should be on that list.
Also, Tom Waits - Innocent When You Dream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6KkJ6-Ecxw&feature=related)
And almost any other Tom Waits song you can find, of course.
Quote from: Luna on March 24, 2011, 03:29:24 PM
Sorry, Lies, that sucks.
About a quarter of the country music out there works. Me, I've had this on tap for bad days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22zB6Soc2Gk
Holy shit, this brought a few tears to my eyes. I'm not sure whether I should kiss you or hate you for making me question my masculinity even more.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 24, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
I can't find a video of it, but the Pretenders' "I Should Of" should be on that list.
Also, Tom Waits - Innocent When You Dream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6KkJ6-Ecxw&feature=related)
And almost any other Tom Waits song you can find, of course.
Tom Waits, of course, I love the guy but I don't listen to him very often to be honest, but this is definitely a time to dig him up again.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 24, 2011, 04:34:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
Good for any time you need a self-esteem boost.
Ok, that was... well,
awesome.
If you want to get all emo
Evanescence - My Immortal...
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 24, 2011, 04:34:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
Good for any time you need a self-esteem boost.
I love this. Reminds me of Figjam.
Quote from: Khara on March 24, 2011, 04:42:56 PM
If you want to get all emo
Evanescence - My Immortal...
Not sure if I'm *that* emo yet. But... Maybe. For science.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2011, 03:38:21 PM
Ha, gives me a valid excuse to post a White Lion video. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3sN5cguJc
Not bad. I like.
also, if you really want the emo-est emo around (in the classic sense of the term), you can't beat this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgFMYiyrmbU
David Garza - Discoball World
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdGHLwjwzx4
:cry:
one of the best and saddest songs no one's ever heard of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTd4iUQcU5U&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Lullaby by Warrior Soul:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPsaDiEWPsI
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 04:24:28 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 24, 2011, 04:22:57 PM
Slipknot - Snuff
wat
Well. It's kind of 'omg I am a creature of unfathomable despair and rage'-ish.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 24, 2011, 04:36:15 PM
While that would make me depressed to have to listen to, I don't think there's any occasion that actually warrants forcing one's self to listen to bad mall-metal.
Well. How about
One Republic's 'Apologize' Saliva's 'Rest In Pieces' ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI8khooPyJk
Sting gone country...
and if you want to be sad AND nostalgic for 90's emo industrial.. there's always pretty much any song off of Stabbing Westward's Wither, Blister, Burn & Peel
Probably should have packaged that LP with razor blades.
Patsy Cline:
I Fall To Pieces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG-8uZg2uV0&playnext=1&list=PLCF3443F09A0EAE2C)
How Can I Face Tomorrow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsIxqnYgCCk&feature=BF&list=PLCF3443F09A0EAE2C&index=23)
I've Loved and Lost Again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFF14xXpfKA&feature=BF&list=PLCF3443F09A0EAE2C&index=21)
So Wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5vALLPvSvY&feature=BF&list=PLCF3443F09A0EAE2C&index=29)
That sucks Lys. :sad:
Albinoni - Adagio in G Minor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMbvcp480Y4)
Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 24, 2011, 05:32:57 PM
and if you want to be sad AND nostalgic for 90's emo industrial.. there's always pretty much any song off of Stabbing Westward's Wither, Blister, Burn & Peel
Probably should have packaged that LP with razor blades.
This.
Big Star - Take Care (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGlYyiMw7pU)
Hey guys just wanted to thank you all again for all your suggestions.
I'm going through as many as them as I can, but I think I'm going to have to leave some for later too since I need to hit the hey.
Bit without trying to sound like some lovey dovey hippie, I love you all, thanks for the support.
One more... I think you'll like this one.
Ben Folds - Song For the Dumped (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVk_e31dnlE)
Feel free to keep em coming, I wouldnt mind having a random collection should such situation ever happen in my life again.
More Country:
Mark Chesnutt - Brother Jukebox
Rick Trevino - Doctor Time
Toby Keith - We Were In Love
Dance:
Haddaway - What Is Love?
Chopin - Nocturne In E Flat Major, Op.9 No.2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZUw78FXpG4)
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo)
Samuel Barber - Adagio for Strings, op. 11 by Leonard Bernstein (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGMwNe9WWmE)
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 24, 2011, 06:22:39 PM
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo)
oh, hell to the yeah. The rest of us should be embarrassed for not mentioning it first.
Damn, that's a good one. 5 points to Net.
Can't find the original artist for this one. This guy hacked it a bit, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YukYvxvnt6c
Original is sampled here:
http://www.amazon.com/Tide-Lucy-Kaplansky/dp/B000B6TRB6
We're all missing the obvious, here.
The Bartender Song.
You don't mean One For the Road (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh_IqxoUA9U&feature=related), do you?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 24, 2011, 07:25:49 PM
You don't mean One For the Road (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh_IqxoUA9U&feature=related), do you?
Dunno.
Also, The Lido Shuffle.
The single best heartbreak album of all time is something I have on my hard drive, a CD my ex picked up at a local bar show for $10. She goes by Nola, and that's all I've ever been able to find out about her. I can't find her online anywhere, and my ex doesn't even remember what bar he was at.
I know, that's spectacularly unhelpful.
Next best thing is Johnny Flynn. Oh my god.
Read 'em And Weep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uezy7v2tRKI&feature=related
Nick Cave And the Bad Seeds- Ain't Gonna Rain Anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ldw-45SClg
Nick Cave And the Bad Seeds- I Let Love In
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYaRpBAvESg
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 24, 2011, 07:25:49 PM
You don't mean One For the Road (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh_IqxoUA9U&feature=related), do you?
No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdEvL6jxUYA
Aw, they sissified it. :x
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 08:58:56 PM
The single best heartbreak album of all time is something I have on my hard drive, a CD my ex picked up at a local bar show for $10. She goes by Nola, and that's all I've ever been able to find out about her. I can't find her online anywhere, and my ex doesn't even remember what bar he was at.
I know, that's spectacularly unhelpful.
Next best thing is Johnny Flynn. Oh my god.
So: fix me a way to listen:: Nola was at Wilfs a few fridays ago for Steens final gig? there
Hirley0 wigs me out. He's like this ancient, benevolent force that knows everything that's going on and keeps Ireland away.
THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvW6_-TP5cs&feature=related
You must drink whiskey to this shit.
Quote from: hirley0 on March 25, 2011, 12:32:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 08:58:56 PM
The single best heartbreak album of all time is something I have on my hard drive, a CD my ex picked up at a local bar show for $10. She goes by Nola, and that's all I've ever been able to find out about her. I can't find her online anywhere, and my ex doesn't even remember what bar he was at.
I know, that's spectacularly unhelpful.
Next best thing is Johnny Flynn. Oh my god.
So: fix me a way to listen:: Nola was at Wilfs a few fridays ago for Steens final gig? there
Wilf's? I don't know that one! Thank you N0p!
Oops, no; Nola Bogle is an elderly jazz queen, and the Nola I have a CD from is a young country singer who opened for the Freak Mountain Ramblers. I think.
Warning - while you were read ing its in the train station
Seeing Hirley in this thread makes me happy he's taken to take note of my stupid, personal emo grievances.
I can't believe so many people care, and Hirley of all people to show it.
Social Distortion-Ball and Chain
Bad Religion-Sorrow (acoustic version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfa9yxCpWoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKwTVTYwkiM&feature=related
Antony (of & the Johnsons) with Marc Almond "River of Sorrow"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v_4O44sfjM
Alanis Miorrissette- You Oughtta Know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY
The Rolling Stones- Angie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMkFjYRWM4M
Gloria Gaynor- I Will Survive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY
Cake- A cover of the above (I enjoy, but YMMV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596qaxm-u4o
Nine Inch Nails- Reptile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuSgkgyvc3s
Nine Inch Nails- That's What I Get
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk5Ki3qv-Dk&feature=related
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 25, 2011, 05:06:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKwTVTYwkiM&feature=related
Antony (of & the Johnsons) with Marc Almond "River of Sorrow"
Dude I've been looping that all week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdASTkfi91E&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Demo%2Bkid%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1
This one and
when I come out of my fog I will post another, more relavent link.
NIna Simone, Ne Me Quitte Pas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q7w7gk1JhQ
My Man's Gone Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUu_P-wfdQ
EDIT for no the other way around.
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:15:40 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 25, 2011, 05:06:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKwTVTYwkiM&feature=related
Antony (of & the Johnsons) with Marc Almond "River of Sorrow"
Dude I've been looping that all week.
THEN
this thread's for you
Jose Gonzalez - hand on your heart
The hold steady - you can make him like you.
WHATEVER
you do, don't actually look at this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvcS-dp9rc
But sometimes George just writes the greatest songs. This one says "cry in your beer, cuz you're an asshole" - George Strait "I should have watched that first step"
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 25, 2011, 06:50:02 AM
WHATEVER
you do, don't actually look at this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvcS-dp9rc
But sometimes George just writes the greatest songs. This one says "cry in your beer, cuz you're an asshole" - George Strait "I should have watched that first step"
That's a good one.
-Cryin in mah beer
The Mountain Goats- Woke Up New (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bSdRizGYb0)
or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ
ETA: also this by the Mountain Goats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskFjbHu_W0
Only just noticed it was a related song
Quote from: Lies on March 24, 2011, 03:23:01 PM
I've had a hell of a last 3 weeks.
Long story short, don't ask any fucking questions, I'm aware of the reputation I have here and in quick rhetoric before stupid/spiteful questions are asked, I am currently single, and have had my heart broken about 3 times in the last 3 weeks.
Long story, don't want to get into it, but I want you to help me.
I'm feeling emo, I want to hear some tunes that are singing my pain of unrequited love and confusion about how much love sucks in general.
Give me suggestions or get the fuck out.
See? THIS is how things get done. Tears and mascara, kids, tears and mascara.
So, really nobody linked to Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ii8m1jgn_M) yet? Well, that's the one I like to play when I'm in that mood.
Tom Waits: Kentucky Avenue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LWqEfvoPFw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LWqEfvoPFw)
Dresden Dolls: Glass Slipper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqVqPZ47seg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqVqPZ47seg&feature=related)
x
edd
EDIT: if you've got spotify, the live @ st. louis version of the second song is better
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2011, 10:27:55 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 24, 2011, 03:23:01 PM
I've had a hell of a last 3 weeks.
Long story short, don't ask any fucking questions, I'm aware of the reputation I have here and in quick rhetoric before stupid/spiteful questions are asked, I am currently single, and have had my heart broken about 3 times in the last 3 weeks.
Long story, don't want to get into it, but I want you to help me.
I'm feeling emo, I want to hear some tunes that are singing my pain of unrequited love and confusion about how much love sucks in general.
Give me suggestions or get the fuck out.
See? THIS is how things get done. Tears and mascara, kids, tears and mascara.
He never learns, Roger.
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
Are you sure you don't want to throw in some more bigoted slurs to show what a huge non-gay-loving e-penis you have?
And I don't consider a period of grieving over the loss of close relationships to be emo. That would be normal and healthy.
Emo is when people tie their identity to being a self-pitying weepmachine.
Lies has shown himself to be a lot more than that, unlike your continuing parade of fail.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
Fuck off, aspie. Lies and I may argue back and forth from thread to thread, but I'd rather have one of him than 20 of you.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
Heya Fuckface III., as PD's resident emo-fag queen, I assure you that my cock is not small. Ask Roger, he keeps it in Tucson for me, because it's illegal to keep it in Illinois.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 03:46:59 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
Heya Fuckface III., as PD's resident emo-fag queen, I assure you that my cock is not small. Ask Roger, he keeps it in Tucson for me, because it's illegal to keep it in Illinois.
Thing's the size of a fucking zeppelin. We keep it at DM AFB, in a special hangar run by Richard Simmons fans.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
:lulz:
really?
You wait until the thread was mostly dead to stir it up? And this is the best you can fucking do? Just so full of fail. So much fail you stand in the fire until you die.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 03:51:11 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
:lulz:
really?
You wait until the thread was mostly dead to stir it up? And this is the best you can fucking do? Just so full of fail. So much fail you stand in the fire until you die.
Lyris has been around a while. She knows exactly what the fuck she's doing.
Would you like to know more?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 03:51:11 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
:lulz:
really?
You wait until the thread was mostly dead to stir it up? And this is the best you can fucking do? Just so full of fail. So much fail you stand in the fire until you die.
Lyris has been around a while. She knows exactly what the fuck she's doing.
Would you like to know more?
I WOULD! I WOULD! I've always wondered what was her deal....
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 03:51:11 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 04, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Man turns into whining emo small-cocked faggot upon what appears to be a bad breakup (ref: The Good Reverend Roger, A moment of insanity with Lies reply #36) and there's little to no trolling of said emo. I'm disappointed at you PD.
Grow some balls Lies. It's a big scary world outside your basement.
:lulz:
really?
You wait until the thread was mostly dead to stir it up? And this is the best you can fucking do? Just so full of fail. So much fail you stand in the fire until you die.
Lyris has been around a while. She knows exactly what the fuck she's doing.
Would you like to know more?
YES!!!!!
Two things:
1. "She" is a basement dweller, Mom's house, etc, in a shitty little subdivision near LA. This is fact. I speculate that "she" weighs approximately 400 pounds, based on the sheer level of malice "she" spews at everyone who seems to be having a good time...or any other kind of time that involves, you know, other people.
2. "Her" early posts were like this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20308.msg683772#msg683772
"She" bombed, and then came back 2 years later to puke "her" weak-sister hatred all over the place.
3. "She" has a penis. It's just very small, and "she" tapes it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:01:17 AM
Two things:
1. "She" is a basement dweller, Mom's house, etc, in a shitty little subdivision near LA. This is fact. I speculate that "she" weighs approximately 400 pounds, based on the sheer level of malice "she" spews at everyone who seems to be having a good time...or any other kind of time that involves, you know, other people.
2. "Her" early posts were like this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20308.msg683772#msg683772
"She" bombed, and then came back 2 years later to puke "her" weak-sister hatred all over the place.
3. "She" has a penis. It's just very small, and "she" tapes it.
Well.....I honestly assumed it was a penis bearer. One that for whatever reason is jealous of Lies :lulz:
That explains a lot.
FYI, Fuckface III, tucking your wee willy is kinda pointless if you never go outside. Just sayin'.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 04:05:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:01:17 AM
Two things:
1. "She" is a basement dweller, Mom's house, etc, in a shitty little subdivision near LA. This is fact. I speculate that "she" weighs approximately 400 pounds, based on the sheer level of malice "she" spews at everyone who seems to be having a good time...or any other kind of time that involves, you know, other people.
2. "Her" early posts were like this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20308.msg683772#msg683772
"She" bombed, and then came back 2 years later to puke "her" weak-sister hatred all over the place.
3. "She" has a penis. It's just very small, and "she" tapes it.
Well.....I honestly assumed it was a penis bearer. One that for whatever reason is jealous of Lies :lulz:
It's not a Lies thing. It also attempted to shit on the tomahawk thread.
It basically wanders from thread to thread, being as pointlessly miserable as it can. It's nothing more than a 3rd rate troll, out for revenge.
With a taped penis, bed sores between its fat rolls, and a mouth full of Cheetohs and ineffective vitriol.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:07:54 AM
With a taped penis, bed sores between its fat rolls, and a mouth full of Cheetohs and ineffective vitriol.
:vom: TERRIBLE IMAGERY
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:07:54 AM
With a taped penis, bed sores between its fat rolls, and a mouth full of Cheetohs and ineffective vitriol.
:vom: TERRIBLE IMAGERY
I prefer to think of myself as an
artist. :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:10:51 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:07:54 AM
With a taped penis, bed sores between its fat rolls, and a mouth full of Cheetohs and ineffective vitriol.
:vom: TERRIBLE IMAGERY
I prefer to think of myself as an artist. :lulz:
ITT TGRR shows Coyote that Coyote's mind is a clean happy place filled with sunshine and rainbows next to the Holiness(tm) of TGGR's mind.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:10:51 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:07:54 AM
With a taped penis, bed sores between its fat rolls, and a mouth full of Cheetohs and ineffective vitriol.
:vom: TERRIBLE IMAGERY
I prefer to think of myself as an artist. :lulz:
ITT TGRR shows Coyote that Coyote's mind is a clean happy place filled with sunshine and rainbows next to the Holiness(tm) of TGGR's mind.
Or, as Nurse Enabler says, "You just ain't right."
TGRR,
Holier than is strictly necessary.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:13:38 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:10:51 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:07:54 AM
With a taped penis, bed sores between its fat rolls, and a mouth full of Cheetohs and ineffective vitriol.
:vom: TERRIBLE IMAGERY
I prefer to think of myself as an artist. :lulz:
ITT TGRR shows Coyote that Coyote's mind is a clean happy place filled with sunshine and rainbows next to the Holiness(tm) of TGGR's mind.
Or, as Nurse Enabler says, "You just ain't right."
TGRR,
Holier than is strictly necessary.
You would drive the people I have worked with to drano.
A lot of them say "......" as if to denote that they lack the words to describe the horrors I have just spewed out.
Coyote, routinely tells people the simplest way to solve problems using garden tools.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 04:16:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:13:38 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 05, 2011, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:10:51 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:07:54 AM
With a taped penis, bed sores between its fat rolls, and a mouth full of Cheetohs and ineffective vitriol.
:vom: TERRIBLE IMAGERY
I prefer to think of myself as an artist. :lulz:
ITT TGRR shows Coyote that Coyote's mind is a clean happy place filled with sunshine and rainbows next to the Holiness(tm) of TGGR's mind.
Or, as Nurse Enabler says, "You just ain't right."
TGRR,
Holier than is strictly necessary.
You would drive the people I have worked with to drano.
A lot of them say "......" as if to denote that they lack the words to describe the horrors I have just spewed out.
Coyote, routinely tells people the simplest way to solve problems using garden tools.
You just have to reach down
deep for the horrible truth.
After a while, it all looks like when you puke too long on an empty stomach. That's when you've hit the Holy Bits.
Oh how I love you guys.
TGRR. I've always wondered what it is about bald men which makes them so angry. Perhaps its a medical thing which links baldness to low blood sugar? Have a sugar cookie and smile! Your lovely smile takes the attention away from the blinding light reflecting off your dome.
Donald Coyote. there's not much to be jealous of - his deep seated (and poorly hidden) psychological issues stem from either a bad family life as a child, suppressed anger at being touched in his special place by 'uncle' bob, or the general realization that his life amounts to nothing and inside he's are an empty, soulless shell of self hatred masquerading as a carefree ladies man with no issues is simply too obvious not to laugh at. ... or its all of the above.
But on a more lighthearted note, I shit on your emo circle jerk because I care.
Much love, x
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 05, 2011, 06:25:50 AM
Oh how I love you guys.
TGRR. I've always wondered what it is about bald men which makes them so angry. Perhaps its a medical thing which links baldness to low blood sugar? Have a sugar cookie and smile! Your lovely smile takes the attention away from the blinding light reflecting off your dome.
Donald Coyote. there's not much to be jealous of - his deep seated (and poorly hidden) psychological issues stem from either a bad family life as a child, suppressed anger at being touched in his special place by 'uncle' bob, or the general realization that his life amounts to nothing and inside he's are an empty, soulless shell of self hatred masquerading as a carefree ladies man with no issues is simply too obvious not to laugh at. ... or its all of the above.
But on a more lighthearted note, I shit on your emo circle jerk because I care.
Much love, x
Eh, Lyris? TGRR has a full head of hair that is willing to grow, and probably always will. He shaves it by choice.
Also, you seem kinda dumb, and your insults are similar to the less-sophisticated invectives invoked by my children. Not very effective, if effective's what you're going for.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 05, 2011, 06:25:50 AM
Donald Coyote. there's not much to be jealous of - his deep seated (and poorly hidden) psychological issues stem from either a bad family life as a child, suppressed anger at being touched in his special place by 'uncle' bob, or the general realization that his life amounts to nothing and inside he's are an empty, soulless shell of self hatred masquerading as a carefree ladies man with no issues is simply too obvious not to laugh at. ... or its all of the above.
I think there should be some notice for trolls somewhere that carefully explains that this sort of "insult" only "works" when it's true, you know it's true, and they know you know it's true.
Seriously, ya'll? Lyris is right. Lies here gave us all the perfect opening to shit all over him, and we chose to actually have a reasonable, really damn cool conversation about music, sharing some favorites, and some of us maybe stepping outside our usual music styles to check out what was posting, and maybe expanding our horizons and finding something new we enjoy. I mean, really, what were we thinking? After all, this whole place is all about doing nothing but tearing each other into small, bloody pieces, right?
After all, who'd want to go to a forum where, when somebody's in pain, the response isn't to tear them down, but to help them get through it? Hell, the whole world should be just plain FULL of nothing but people who rip each other apart at the tiniest sign of weakness. How DARE we actually act like real people instead of foaming animals tearing one of our own up for Lyris's amusement? After all, nobody held LYRIS'S hand when the person Lyris wanted stared at Lyris in dawning horror and gasped, "Oh, God, no, I'd rather masturbate with 50 grit industrial sandpaper!" And life should be fair, like that, nobody gets to be treated ANY better than Lyris.
Fuck you, Lyris. I'd call you a douchenozzle, but a douchenozzle at least has some purpose in life. Crawl back into your basement, curl up, reflect on your own pathetic life, and die.
Funny how I am not at all addressed, despite leaving at least two openings.
I think Fuckface III has a wee little hard-on for TGRR. :lulz:
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on April 05, 2011, 06:25:50 AM
Oh how I love you guys.
TGRR. I've always wondered what it is about bald men which makes them so angry. Perhaps its a medical thing which links baldness to low blood sugar? Have a sugar cookie and smile! Your lovely smile takes the attention away from the blinding light reflecting off your dome.
Donald Coyote. there's not much to be jealous of - his deep seated (and poorly hidden) psychological issues stem from either a bad family life as a child, suppressed anger at being touched in his special place by 'uncle' bob, or the general realization that his life amounts to nothing and inside he's are an empty, soulless shell of self hatred masquerading as a carefree ladies man with no issues is simply too obvious not to laugh at. ... or its all of the above.
But on a more lighthearted note, I shit on your emo circle jerk because I care.
Much love, x
:lulz:
Don't try to psychoanalyze me, fatty. I have open sores older than you.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 02:59:18 PM
Funny how I am not at all addressed, despite leaving at least two openings.
I think Fuckface III has a wee little hard-on for TGRR. :lulz:
They always do. :lulz:
I must have a "stalk me" sign tattooed on my forehead.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 02:59:18 PM
Funny how I am not at all addressed, despite leaving at least two openings.
At
least...
:lmnuendo:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 03:07:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 02:59:18 PM
Funny how I am not at all addressed, despite leaving at least two openings.
I think Fuckface III has a wee little hard-on for TGRR. :lulz:
They always do. :lulz:
I must have a "stalk me" sign tattooed on my forehead.
They love you so much. Why do you hate them? :cry:
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 05, 2011, 05:03:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 03:07:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 02:59:18 PM
Funny how I am not at all addressed, despite leaving at least two openings.
I think Fuckface III has a wee little hard-on for TGRR. :lulz:
They always do. :lulz:
I must have a "stalk me" sign tattooed on my forehead.
They love you so much. Why do you hate them? :cry:
Because what fattie is doing has been done a million times here, and it's not even
funny, anymore.
Look, Lyris, we know we broke your ickle heart when you showed up in 2009 and bombed.
Get over it. Waddle outside for a little fresh air.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 05:05:40 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 05, 2011, 05:03:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 03:07:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 02:59:18 PM
Funny how I am not at all addressed, despite leaving at least two openings.
I think Fuckface III has a wee little hard-on for TGRR. :lulz:
They always do. :lulz:
I must have a "stalk me" sign tattooed on my forehead.
They love you so much. Why do you hate them? :cry:
Because what fattie is doing has been done a million times here, and it's not even funny, anymore.
But what he's doing is the equivalent of cutting off his ear for a present for you!!! :cry: It's so sweet, I think I might just laugh myself to death.
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(http://i.imgur.com/HzSR5.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw)
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on April 07, 2011, 03:37:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 24, 2011, 03:23:01 PM
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(http://i.imgur.com/HzSR5.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuhsiaLJPyE
:lulz:
CANNOT UNDERSTAND HIM! :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 07, 2011, 05:48:35 PM
CANNOT UNDERSTAND HIM! :argh!: :argh!:
Translated:
Michael Collins, you had to stay in the rocket. Michael Collins, you weren't allowed out the rocket.
Michael Collins, you might as well have stayed at home.
Michael Collins, yoooou wasted everybody's time.
Michael Collins, not a hero like Buzz Aldrin.
Michael Collins, not a hero like Neil Armstrong.
...Michael Collins, you're a fucking loser.
You got all the way to the moon and you didn't even get out your vehicle.
:lulz: