East Coast Hustle
Our Lord of Dodgy Income.
Symbol: Cheap cigar.
Temple: The back door of any brothel.
Worshipers: Hustlas, amateur/aspiring chefs, full time jackasses.
Minions: Portland.
Obedience: The worshiper will go to the club, smoke where he/she damn well pleases, and knock the bouncer the fuck out when the smoking ordinances are explained to him/her.
LMNO
The Deviant One
Symbol: Disembodied mustache.
Temple: Any club that plays punk rock, or any Gay Bar.
Worshipers: Punk rockers, glorious faggots, trannies.
Minions: Numberless Boston Queens.
Obedience: The worshiper will publicly and unashamedly associate with perverts, transvestites, and gloriously flaming homosexuals on worknights.
The Dark Empress Nigel
Sweet Mother of Razors
Symbol: A blowtorch and pliers.
Temple: Art Galleries or the smoking patios of pervert bars.
Worshipers: Artists, the exhausted, the insane.
Minions: Bead workers, Tucson, people on "their own frequency".
Obedience: The worshiper will stay awake for 24+ hours, then drink bourbon and stagger around downtown looking for trouble.
Alty
Terrible God of the Frozen North
Symbol: An icicle.
Temple: Any church of a different religion. Preferably in Wassilla.
Worshipers: The 5 non-teabaggers in Alaska.
Minions: Wolves, bears, windegos.
Obedience: The worshiper will eat the nearest concentration of fat, whatever or whomever that may be.
Iason
Dark Lord of the Pit
Symbol: Pile of orphans.
Temple: Any ruins.
Worshipers: None. Iason is strictly appeased, not worshiped.
Minions: Congress.
Obedience: The person wishing to appease Iason will fire puppies into traffic with a PVC cannon.
Remington
Protector of Gram
Symbol: Wire sculpture of a man.
Temple: Any building at high altitude.
Worshipers: All members of the RPG ghetto, little old ladies, people from Manitoba.
Minions: Jackalopes, Sasquatch, photobombers.
Obedience: The worshiper will do horrible things to pictures of Gram using MS Paint.
Descriptions to be added tomorrow. More to follow as well.
:lulz: :mittens:
This thread is fucking tits! :mittens:
Evidently, I am quite the devotee of LMNO, and I have made obeisance to Nigel on at least 2 occasions I can recall. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 12:07:29 AM
This thread is fucking tits! :mittens:
Gonna add more detailed descriptions tomorrow, when I should be working.
Ha! This is really cool!
:mittens:
More please.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:55:44 PM
Minions: Bead workers, Tucson, people on "their own frequency".
I keep coming back to this and LOLing, because it's horribly true.
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 02:15:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:55:44 PM
Minions: Bead workers, Tucson, people on "their own frequency".
I keep coming back to this and LOLing, because it's horribly true.
Oh, just wait for the added text tomorrow.
:mittens:
Will be back tomorrow!
I will remember to pray and make offerings to ECH when in Portland. I know it will not get me into a holier heaven, but it can't hurt. Right?
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 25, 2011, 03:12:39 AM
I will remember to pray and make offerings to ECH when in Portland. I know it will not get me into a holier heaven, but it can't hurt. Right?
Praying is just another way of attracting unwanted attention.
:mittens:
ALL GLORY TO NIGEL AND LMNO! :lulz:
ALL HAIILLLLL!
:lol: Rog Rog Rog...this is hilarious. I see you did the easy ones first! ;)
Nigel's right, that line is GOLD.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:59:31 PM
Iason
Dark Lord of the Pit
Symbol: Pile of orphans.
Temple: Any ruins.
Worshipers: None. Iason is strictly appeased, not worshiped.
Minions: Congress.
Obedience: The person wishing to appease Iason will fire puppies into traffic with a PVC cannon.
:magick: UNLIMITED POWER!!!
:lulz:
I'm gonna start giving humans benevolent love and searing warm omnipresent affection right now.
Quote from: Alty on March 25, 2011, 06:08:23 AM
I'm gonna start giving humans benevolent love and searing warm omnipresent affection right now.
So YOU'RE the reason I feel like a goddamn hippie right night! You misearble fuck, I WILL BEND YUOR SPACE FUCKING TIME D/N/T
Whatever. Fuckin' BEARS. How're you gonna bend a ravenous, bloodthirsty, frozen DEMON BEAR? HUH?
Quote from: Alty on March 25, 2011, 06:55:15 AM
Whatever. Fuckin' BEARS. How're you gonna bend a ravenous, bloodthirsty, frozen DEMON BEAR? HUH?
I was mentally picturing the patrons of The Eagle and was momentarily genuinely confused by this.
I don't see why it can't work both ways.
In fact I will ensure that it does.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:53:00 PM
LMNO
The Deviant One
Symbol: Disembodied mustache.
Temple: Any club that plays punk rock, or any Gay Bar.
Worshipers: Punk rockers, glorious faggots, trannies.
Minions: Numberless Boston Queens.
Obedience: The worshiper will publicly and unashamedly associate with perverts, transvestites, and gloriously flaming homosexuals on worknights.
See you in the second circle, mmkay.
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Is called Friday night. :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Shit, let me get that new camera, first. This will need to be documented for posterity.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Is called Friday night. :lulz:
On a weeknight was one of the conditions of worshipping LMNO.
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Is called Friday night. :lulz:
On a weeknight was one of the conditions of worshipping LMNO.
Only if you don't work Saturday.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:38:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Is called Friday night. :lulz:
On a weeknight was one of the conditions of worshipping LMNO.
Only if you don't work Saturday.
Pointless pseculation. I demand an ecumanical council and messy schism ;)
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:40:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:38:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Is called Friday night. :lulz:
On a weeknight was one of the conditions of worshipping LMNO.
Only if you don't work Saturday.
Pointless pseculation. I demand an ecumanical council and messy schism ;)
:lulz:
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Is called Friday night. :lulz:
On a weeknight was one of the conditions of worshipping LMNO.
Looks like you can hit pretty much all of those in a 24 hour period, except
maybe* the live puppies from the PVC cannon...
* I have complete faith that, if you put your mind to it, you could, in fact, come up with a PVC cannon that would, in fact, fire live puppies. This, however, would result in the entire experience being unsuited for filming for the future edification of the masses, taking my fun out of it.
THIS IS AWESOME!
/
:fishhook:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
:lulz:
I am trying to dream up an act that will simultaneously worship as many of these as possible.
Is called Friday night. :lulz:
Partyin, partyin, YEAH.
I think my ass deserves to be worshipped.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 12:57:26 PM
I think my ass deserves to be worshipped.
One might mention that one should be careful how things are phrased...
Quote from: Luna on March 25, 2011, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 12:57:26 PM
I think my ass deserves to be worshipped.
One might mention that one should be careful how things are phrased...
I think my http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/f31094aa.jpg deserves to be worshiped.
Edited: for those of us at work.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 12:57:26 PM
I think my ass deserves to be worshipped.
I do believe that falls under my domain.
At least, it
should.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 01:02:09 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 12:57:26 PM
I think my ass deserves to be worshipped.
I do believe that falls under my domain.
At least, it should.
We can be lustful AND idolaters at the same time.
Like I said: I'll see you in the second circle.
it's 7 am and im drunk and what the fuck did i just see?!
I think someone let the break-beat....drop.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 25, 2011, 01:11:41 PM
I think someone let the break-beat....drop.
DO YOU MEAN A SYNCOPATED RHYTHM PATTERN?
:mittens:
This thread is awesome!!!
I'm pretty sure that's NSFW navkat. good thing I scroll quickly and have a bell on my boss so he can't sneak up on me.
Me likey. Moar plz.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 25, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
Me likey. Moar plz.
Sorry, I forgot there was anything other than Navkat's ass on this thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 04:07:56 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 25, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
Me likey. Moar plz.
Sorry, I forgot there was anything other than Navkat's ass on this thread.
That could be an effective troll technique.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 04:07:56 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 25, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
Me likey. Moar plz.
Sorry, I forgot there was anything other than Navkat's ass on this thread.
YOU! where the fuck is the commentary and additions you promised.
Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 25, 2011, 04:13:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 04:07:56 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 25, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
Me likey. Moar plz.
Sorry, I forgot there was anything other than Navkat's ass on this thread.
YOU! where the fuck is the commentary and additions you promised.
I don't want to get started until I deal with this confined space entry in the plant. I'll get started early afternoon.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 25, 2011, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 12:57:26 PM
I think my ass deserves to be worshipped.
One might mention that one should be careful how things are phrased...
I think my http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/f31094aa.jpg deserves to be worshiped.
Edited: for those of us at work.
I believe this is my new favorite post ever on PD.
:potd:
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
Best idea I've heard all day.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
Proving it's your ass, with more pictures of your ass?
I see nothing wrong with this at all.
This is a plan I can get behind.
:rimshot:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 06:54:26 PM
This is a plan I can get behind.
:rimshot:
She'd better get cracking on those photos.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 25, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.
we don't want Roger to get behind on his responsibilities to this thread
[EDIT] DAMN YOU LMNO!! :argh!:
Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 25, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.
we don't want Roger to get behind on his responsibilities to this thread
Whoops.
Just saved the completed work to Word, and will post it sometime tonight.
TGRR,
Isn't going to post to conform to your schedule, shitneck.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 25, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.
we don't want Roger to get behind on his responsibilities to this thread
Whoops.
Just saved the completed work to Word, and will post it sometime tonight.
TGRR,
Isn't going to post to conform to your schedule, shitneck.
I wont see it until Monday anyway. The weekends are my disconnect time. here's an anticipatory :mittens:
and an obligatory :fuckmittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:59:31 PM
Iason
Obedience: The person wishing to appease Iason will fire puppies into traffic with a PVC cannon.
Close enough! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af6tgEvjVo0&feature=player_detailpage#t=107s)
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.
I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
In that case, I'm going to set up a shrine to it and take pictures and show you how devoted I am.
So, it has come to my attention that there is not enough worshipping of me in my temples as there ought to be.
This must be personally rectified. Considering I just got shat on by the interim pastor of a local liberal church for something that was in no way my fault, I believe I know just where to start.
But through the course of the summer I should like to make a point of paying my respects to the variety of temples afforded me and make sure everything is up to code.
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.
balls, i say.
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
This thread is glorious and I eagerly await the continuation of it from Rog, til then, I'm going to uh... worship navkats ass til then.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.
balls, i say.
It's on the way, Squiddy. Don't think I've forgotten what you did to the Keys.
And I'll be splitting the actual entries out from this thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.
balls, i say.
It's on the way, Squiddy. Don't think I've forgotten what you did to the Keys.
And I'll be splitting the actual entries out from this thread.
You could just move them into the other Navcat's ass thread, then there'd only be one.
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.
balls, i say.
It's on the way, Squiddy. Don't think I've forgotten what you did to the Keys.
And I'll be splitting the actual entries out from this thread.
You could just move them into the other Navcat's ass thread, then there'd only be one.
:lol: No, I mean move the collection of Gods into a separate thread when people agree they're done.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 04:31:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.
balls, i say.
It's on the way, Squiddy. Don't think I've forgotten what you did to the Keys.
And I'll be splitting the actual entries out from this thread.
You could just move them into the other Navcat's ass thread, then there'd only be one.
:lol: No, I mean move the collection of Gods into a separate thread when people agree they're done.
Oh, that works too!
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
I DISAGREE
that's the most worthwhile derail i've witnessed here in possibly ever
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 26, 2011, 05:20:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
I DISAGREE
that's the most worthwhile derail i've witnessed here in possibly ever
Cock shot or GTFO
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 26, 2011, 05:20:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
I DISAGREE
that's the most worthwhile derail i've witnessed here in possibly ever
Cock shot or GTFO
:sadbanana:
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 26, 2011, 05:20:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
I DISAGREE
that's the most worthwhile derail i've witnessed here in possibly ever
Cock shot or GTFO
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 26, 2011, 05:20:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
I DISAGREE
that's the most worthwhile derail i've witnessed here in possibly ever
Cock shot or GTFO
:lulz:
:a2m:
best I can do on such short notice.
By the time I'm all holy, all the good domains will be taken. :x
Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2011, 11:57:18 PM
By the time I'm all holy, all the good domains will be taken. :x
Poppycock. (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-lat-adult-web-xxx-sites-031811,0,1214207.story)
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 27, 2011, 12:30:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2011, 11:57:18 PM
By the time I'm all holy, all the good domains will be taken. :x
Poppycock. (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-lat-adult-web-xxx-sites-031811,0,1214207.story)
:lulz:
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 27, 2011, 12:30:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2011, 11:57:18 PM
By the time I'm all holy, all the good domains will be taken. :x
Poppycock. (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-lat-adult-web-xxx-sites-031811,0,1214207.story)
:aaa: I thought that would never get off the ground.
bump because I want to see more damnit! :argh!:
Quotebump because I want to see more damnit!
Definitely.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 04:10:33 AM
bump because I want to see more damnit! :argh!:
Whoops!
Will post more tomorrow after 9AM, real time.
Oh, Phox...I'll be in Illinois at the end of the month. Hide your livestock.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:12:38 AM
Oh, Phox...I'll be in Illinois at the end of the month. Hide your livestock.
:aaa:
Whereabouts?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 04:13:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:12:38 AM
Oh, Phox...I'll be in Illinois at the end of the month. Hide your livestock.
:aaa:
Whereabouts?
And the Phoxxy was a broken typewriter via osmosis.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 04:13:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:12:38 AM
Oh, Phox...I'll be in Illinois at the end of the month. Hide your livestock.
:aaa:
Whereabouts?
WTF?
Never mind. Being sent to Minneapolis. :crankey: Stupid bastard engineer, keep your fucking arctic zones straight!
TGRR,
Still reading the email.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:17:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 04:13:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:12:38 AM
Oh, Phox...I'll be in Illinois at the end of the month. Hide your livestock.
:aaa:
Whereabouts?
WTF?
Never mind. Being sent to Minneapolis. :crankey: Stupid bastard engineer, keep your fucking arctic zones straight!
TGRR,
Still reading the email.
DAMN! A bit too far for a little drive to vist, unfortunately. :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 04:18:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:17:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 05, 2011, 04:13:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:12:38 AM
Oh, Phox...I'll be in Illinois at the end of the month. Hide your livestock.
:aaa:
Whereabouts?
WTF?
Never mind. Being sent to Minneapolis. :crankey: Stupid bastard engineer, keep your fucking arctic zones straight!
TGRR,
Still reading the email.
DAMN! A bit too far for a little drive to vist, unfortunately. :lol:
Now I'm being told Schaumberg.
:lulz:
Which is totally close to MN.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2011, 04:19:55 AM
Now I'm being told Schaumberg.
:lulz:
Which is totally close to MN.
Still too far for me to go. :lol:
I love the original post.
AM I NOT GOD?!