Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 25, 2011, 02:44:21 AM

Title: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 25, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
My girlfriend just tested positive for syphilis. I tested negative for it.
I think she probably got it from her flu vaccination.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:47:48 AM
And that was the end of the UP, Michigan.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:51:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.

BREAKING:  NATIONAL SPAM SHORTAGE WORSENS.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Freeky on March 25, 2011, 05:55:50 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 25, 2011, 05:57:41 AM
Shit. Now I have to go get tested.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 25, 2011, 06:00:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:51:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.

BREAKING:  NATIONAL SPAMPASTY SHORTAGE WORSENS.

fixed
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 25, 2011, 01:06:56 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 06:00:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:51:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.

BREAKING:  NATIONAL SPAMPASTY SHORTAGE WORSENS.

fixed
my wifes' family is from up there, and they make a *huge* fucking deal out of those things.
i mean, they're ok, but gdamn, a whole holiday for them? (as in, they take off work for pasty day)
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!

  \
   :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Triple Zero on March 26, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
I think you picked a beautiful name for your new daughter.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Luna on March 26, 2011, 12:37:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 26, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
I think you picked a beautiful name for your new daughter.

A friend of mine is a midwife.  She had to talk someone out of naming her daughter Chlamydia.

I shit you not.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!

  \
   :argh!:

Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 26, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!

  \
   :argh!:

Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.

Damn you Nigel and your Autism and Syphilis causing vaccines!
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2011, 08:43:57 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!

Sorry doesnt cut it.

YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.


SYPHILIS!

  \
   :argh!:

Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.

Damn you Nigel and your Autism and Syphilis causing vaccines!

I've barely gotten started. You think AIDS is bad? Wait until you start seeing the side effects of the vaccine for HIV! And the one we're working on for cancer is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 26, 2011, 10:12:25 PM
*WARNING* The new PD.com-approved vaccine for cancer may cause cancer, death, lupus, and rectal bleeding */WARNING*
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 26, 2011, 10:14:51 PM
Yes but its 100% effective at preventing ear cancer.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Freeky on March 27, 2011, 04:59:38 AM
 :lulz: Once you go black, you go deaf.