My girlfriend just tested positive for syphilis. I tested negative for it.
I think she probably got it from her flu vaccination.
Thoughts?
And that was the end of the UP, Michigan. :horrormirth:
And nothing of value was lost.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
BREAKING: NATIONAL SPAM SHORTAGE WORSENS.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Shit. Now I have to go get tested.
I said I was sorry!
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 06:00:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:51:22 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 02:50:43 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
BREAKING: NATIONAL SPAMPASTY SHORTAGE WORSENS.
fixed
my wifes' family is from up there, and they make a *huge* fucking deal out of those things.
i mean, they're ok, but gdamn, a whole holiday for them? (as in, they take off work for pasty day)
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!
Sorry doesnt cut it.
YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.
SYPHILIS! \
:argh!:
I think you picked a beautiful name for your new daughter.
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 26, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
I think you picked a beautiful name for your new daughter.
A friend of mine is a midwife. She had to talk someone out of naming her daughter Chlamydia.
I shit you not.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!
Sorry doesnt cut it.
YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.
SYPHILIS!
\
:argh!:
Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!
Sorry doesnt cut it.
YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.
SYPHILIS!
\
:argh!:
Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.
Damn you Nigel and your Autism and Syphilis causing vaccines!
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 26, 2011, 07:20:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:13:31 AM
I said I was sorry!
Sorry doesnt cut it.
YOU GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND SYPHILIS.
SYPHILIS!
\
:argh!:
Dude, she asked for it. She shouldn't have been sleeping like that, all unconscious and vulnerable, if she didn't want it.
Damn you Nigel and your Autism and Syphilis causing vaccines!
I've barely gotten started. You think AIDS is bad? Wait until you start seeing the side effects of the vaccine for HIV! And the one we're working on for cancer is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
*WARNING* The new PD.com-approved vaccine for cancer may cause cancer, death, lupus, and rectal bleeding */WARNING*
Yes but its 100% effective at preventing ear cancer.
:lulz: Once you go black, you go deaf.