ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH!!!
When I wake up in the morning at the end of fucking March, this is not what I expect to see, nor am I happy about the fucking sleet and freezing rain to follow this shit!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/03-25-11.jpg)
I mean seriously, have I not been loyal? Have I not harassed the harassable, tormented the tormentable, spread chaos and discord every where I go? I mean seriously do you fucking want my oldest male child because lemme tell ya he ain't all that....
Please to be fixing the St. Louis weather as soon as possible!
Thank you!!!
yeah, it's in the low 70's here.
I almost had to wear a long sleeve shirt today.
:D
Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 25, 2011, 01:47:46 PM
yeah, it's in the low 70's here.
I almost had to wear a long sleeve shirt today.
:D
BITE ME! :argh!:
Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 25, 2011, 01:47:46 PM
yeah, it's in the low 70's here.
I almost had to wear a long sleeve shirt today.
:D
I hate you.
In the face.
With Richter's favorite anvil.
I am 2 hours-ish southeast of St. Louis. It is 37 degrees. It is supposed to rain today. That is all.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:51:22 PM
I am 2 hours-ish southeast of St. Louis. It is 37 degrees. It is supposed to rain today. That is all.
Before I go all cuntbitch on you, are you being a smartass or accusing me of lying? Because with the rage I have today there is a very thin line between humor and bashing in someone's head.....
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:51:22 PM
I am 2 hours-ish southeast of St. Louis. It is 37 degrees. It is supposed to rain today. That is all.
Before I go all cuntbitch on you, are you being a smartass or accusing me of lying? Because with the rage I have today there is a very thin line between humor and bashing in someone's head.....
Neither? I'm just reporting that where I am the weather is only slightly better. Also, I'm tired of the cold and the winter.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:51:22 PM
I am 2 hours-ish southeast of St. Louis. It is 37 degrees. It is supposed to rain today. That is all.
Before I go all cuntbitch on you, are you being a smartass or accusing me of lying? Because with the rage I have today there is a very thin line between humor and bashing in someone's head.....
Neither? I'm just reporting that where I am the weather is only slightly better. Also, I'm tired of the cold and the winter.
:argh!: Who said you could have better fucking weather? :argh!:
:madbanana: :mad:
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 02:04:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:51:22 PM
I am 2 hours-ish southeast of St. Louis. It is 37 degrees. It is supposed to rain today. That is all.
Before I go all cuntbitch on you, are you being a smartass or accusing me of lying? Because with the rage I have today there is a very thin line between humor and bashing in someone's head.....
Neither? I'm just reporting that where I am the weather is only slightly better. Also, I'm tired of the cold and the winter.
:argh!: Who said you could have better fucking weather? :argh!:
:madbanana: :mad:
Southern Illinois's fucked up weather patterns?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 02:06:48 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 02:04:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:51:22 PM
I am 2 hours-ish southeast of St. Louis. It is 37 degrees. It is supposed to rain today. That is all.
Before I go all cuntbitch on you, are you being a smartass or accusing me of lying? Because with the rage I have today there is a very thin line between humor and bashing in someone's head.....
Neither? I'm just reporting that where I am the weather is only slightly better. Also, I'm tired of the cold and the winter.
:argh!: Who said you could have better fucking weather? :argh!:
:madbanana: :mad:
Southern Illinois's fucked up weather patterns?
Ahhhh Illinois, you are out of my jurisdiction.... I think Fred has Illinois. :lulz:
50'F here and holding (it's usually in the 40's at this point in the day when the weather's this, well, weather-y), but we're a bit warmer because of the 3 days of RAIN we're supposed to have. Everyone in So Cal is "sick of rain." I'm like, BUCK UP FUCKO! AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT NY STATE WHERE IT'S BEEN 3' OF SNOW SINCE DECEMBER!
Quote from: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 02:42:50 PM
50'F here and holding (it's usually in the 40's at this point in the day when the weather's this, well, weather-y), but we're a bit warmer because of the 3 days of RAIN we're supposed to have. Everyone in So Cal is "sick of rain." I'm like, BUCK UP FUCKO! AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT NY STATE WHERE IT'S BEEN 3' OF SNOW SINCE DECEMBER!
But Jeeeeeeeeenne it was 80 just on Tuesday. :cry:
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 02:42:50 PM
50'F here and holding (it's usually in the 40's at this point in the day when the weather's this, well, weather-y), but we're a bit warmer because of the 3 days of RAIN we're supposed to have. Everyone in So Cal is "sick of rain." I'm like, BUCK UP FUCKO! AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT NY STATE WHERE IT'S BEEN 3' OF SNOW SINCE DECEMBER!
But Jeeeeeeeeenne it was 80 just on Tuesday. :cry:
The nastier the winter, the better the summer you get. Deep breaths, suck it up for another few weeks.
Or something.
I can hope, right?
That little furball fucking Punxatawney Phil LIED. He's a lying good for nothing media shill. Filled our ears with the sweet words of "SPRING IS NIGH! SPRING IS NIGH, CHILDREN! PUT AWAY THE ANGORA AND FLEECE! TIME TO GET OUT THE SWINGY SKIRTS AND START JOGGING YOUR FAT ASSES OFF! SPRING IS NIIIIGGGH!"
Fuck that little ball of mange in his butthole--I'm sure he KNEW that he was fucked and played it the other way anyway!
Someone needs to ROFLBOT a "Fuck Puxatawny Phil" pic.
Quote from: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 02:52:26 PM
That little furball fucking Punxatawney Phil LIED. He's a lying good for nothing media shill. Filled our ears with the sweet words of "SPRING IS NIGH! SPRING IS NIGH, CHILDREN! PUT AWAY THE ANGORA AND FLEECE! TIME TO GET OUT THE SWINGY SKIRTS AND START JOGGING YOUR FAT ASSES OFF! SPRING IS NIIIIGGGH!"
Fuck that little ball of mange in his butthole--I'm sure he KNEW that he was fucked and played it the other way anyway!
We should roast him for dinner...
Then stuff him as an example to all the other groundhogs of what will happen if they too lie about the fucking weather. Or maybe just go stomp them.
He was probably fed up with being blamed. You know how it goes--he needs the cash. Who's gonna hire a groundhog who keeps disappointing the people? The masses reject him and then he gets no commercial time, his sponsorships dry up, and his wife divorces him and sues him for alimony.
NO, the dude had one recourse, and damn his eyes for doing it so well!
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 02:55:24 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 02:52:26 PM
That little furball fucking Punxatawney Phil LIED. He's a lying good for nothing media shill. Filled our ears with the sweet words of "SPRING IS NIGH! SPRING IS NIGH, CHILDREN! PUT AWAY THE ANGORA AND FLEECE! TIME TO GET OUT THE SWINGY SKIRTS AND START JOGGING YOUR FAT ASSES OFF! SPRING IS NIIIIGGGH!"
Fuck that little ball of mange in his butthole--I'm sure he KNEW that he was fucked and played it the other way anyway!
We should roast him for dinner...
Then stuff him as an example to all the other groundhogs of what will happen if they too lie about the fucking weather. Or maybe just go stomp them.
Not ground hogs but....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/groundhog-2.jpg)
We are getting a bit of reprieve here, because we've been getting rain. The breezes have been cool, but the sun has heated the air to early summer temperatures (85). Next week I fear we will not be so lucky as the sirroccos begin howling. :(
I went to Florida for 5 days, it didn't rain, it was sunny and in the 80s. I'm fucking sunburned. I come back to snow yesterday morning. When I left RI, it was 50 and sunny.
Fuck you all.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 25, 2011, 07:58:04 PM
I went to Florida for 5 days, it didn't rain, it was sunny and in the 80s. I'm fucking sunburned. I come back to snow yesterday morning. When I left RI, it was 50 and sunny.
Fuck you all.
I had all of that this week and I never had to leave. It was in the mid 60's on Monday, 80 on Tuesday, 70's on Wednesday, dropped to the 40's yesterday and snow today!
I haz had nothing over the low 50's.
I'm sick and tired of being cold.
Word. I'm ready for the porch weather. Firing up the barbecue, watching the kids run around the yard. Fuck this white stuff. Get it out of here.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 25, 2011, 08:07:28 PM
Word. I'm ready for the porch weather. Firing up the barbecue, watching the kids run around the yard. Fuck this white stuff. Get it out of here.
THIS X 1000000000000000
I was just not exactly tickled that this was the 2nd time in a row I've come back from Florida to snow, only the last time there was a couple of feet.
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! <3
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 02:32:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 02:06:48 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 02:04:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 25, 2011, 01:51:22 PM
I am 2 hours-ish southeast of St. Louis. It is 37 degrees. It is supposed to rain today. That is all.
Before I go all cuntbitch on you, are you being a smartass or accusing me of lying? Because with the rage I have today there is a very thin line between humor and bashing in someone's head.....
Neither? I'm just reporting that where I am the weather is only slightly better. Also, I'm tired of the cold and the winter.
:argh!: Who said you could have better fucking weather? :argh!:
:madbanana: :mad:
Southern Illinois's fucked up weather patterns?
Ahhhh Illinois, you are out of my jurisdiction.... I think Fred has Illinois. :lulz:
Everything south of 70 in Illinois is mine, and don't you forget it!
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 08:03:42 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 25, 2011, 07:58:04 PM
I went to Florida for 5 days, it didn't rain, it was sunny and in the 80s. I'm fucking sunburned. I come back to snow yesterday morning. When I left RI, it was 50 and sunny.
Fuck you all.
I had all of that this week and I never had to leave. It was in the mid 60's on Monday, 80 on Tuesday, 70's on Wednesday, dropped to the 40's yesterday and snow today!
Lewis Black: The weather is out of control throughout the entire country. Where ever you go, it's 90, then it's 30, then it's 80, then it's 20, and my balls can't take it. They're big and then small. Big, small, big, small. Apparently, I can't have kids, cause my sperm are gagging.
I'm pissed that I can't find a clip of this. Well, not a clip of his balls getting big and small...