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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 04:50:36 PM

Title: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 04:50:36 PM
Ok, so the dog has an ear infection, and she needs to take her damned antibiotics so she can walk without falling over again.  Problem is, as of this morning, she's refusing to eat the hotdog I put the pills in, she just chews it up and spits the whole thing out.

Anybody have any ideas?
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Luna on March 31, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
What other people-food does she like?  Peanut butter, maybe?

I view holding her down and shoving it down her throat as a last resort.  I about lost a finger doing that with a cat.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2011, 04:52:24 PM
Hold her mouth open, shove it in, hold it shut until she swallows. Yes. Really.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Salty on March 31, 2011, 04:53:06 PM
Easy Cheese.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2011, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 31, 2011, 04:53:06 PM
Easy Cheese.

This too. Dogs LOVE cheese!
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 31, 2011, 04:54:11 PM
Go to your vet and tell them to give you a pet piller.  If not they are about $5 or less at a pet store.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 04:55:45 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 31, 2011, 04:52:24 PM
Hold her mouth open, shove it in, hold it shut until she swallows. Yes. Really.

Tempting, but she could take my hand off if she decides not to let me.

Hmm, tried cheese, but not easy cheese.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2011, 05:03:44 PM
What kind of dog? And do you have backup?

-Suu
Had to watch her mom inject Benedryl into a 120lb German Shepherd's mouth last week. Lawl'd.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 05:08:23 PM
Doberman rottweiler mix.  Though, I hadn't seen the pet piller when I said that, not actually having my hand in her mouth would be fine.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2011, 05:18:12 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 05:08:23 PM
Doberman rottweiler mix.  Though, I hadn't seen the pet piller when I said that, not actually having my hand in her mouth would be fine.

Yeah, that's a toothy heavy dog...just a bit.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Juana on March 31, 2011, 05:36:36 PM
Is there a way you can grind it up/squish out the gel on to/into the food? Even if the dog spits it out, she'll get the meds.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 31, 2011, 05:43:10 PM
suppository. E/O/T.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: AFK on March 31, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
Stuff the pill in a cat. 
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 05:45:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 31, 2011, 05:43:10 PM
suppository. E/O/T.

If she hasn't eaten her pill by the time its an hour till the vet closes this is exactly what she's getting.

I'm fairly sure she'll eat it tomorrow too.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 31, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
Stuff the pill in a cat. 

She's afraid of cats.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 04:50:36 PM
Ok, so the dog has an ear infection, and she needs to take her damned antibiotics so she can walk without falling over again.  Problem is, as of this morning, she's refusing to eat the hotdog I put the pills in, she just chews it up and spits the whole thing out.

Anybody have any ideas?

Wrap it in cheese.  There isn't a dog on Earth that can resist cheese.

Or, shoot dog and eat pills.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 31, 2011, 06:07:02 PM
Put the pill as far back as you can close mouth pinch nose shut and rub throat from mouth down. It cause them to swallow fairly quick usually. You don't have to be rough with it.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Jasper on March 31, 2011, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2011, 04:50:36 PM
Ok, so the dog has an ear infection, and she needs to take her damned antibiotics so she can walk without falling over again.  Problem is, as of this morning, she's refusing to eat the hotdog I put the pills in, she just chews it up and spits the whole thing out.

Anybody have any ideas?

Wrap it in cheese.  There isn't a dog on Earth that can resist cheese.

Or, shoot dog and eat pills.

Only, not in that order.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Mangrove on March 31, 2011, 09:30:11 PM
My last dog happily ate pills off a knife coated in peanut butter. When had had to shoot some pro-biotic stuff into her mouth courtesy of our vet, it was an unholy mess and didn't work out well at all.

Current dog seems ok with pill taking. We had to give her Benadryl a few months ago because she scratched the crap out of her eyes and they swelled enough for one to close completely and the other about half way.

(Will keep cheese in mind for future canine medication episodes.)
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 31, 2011, 09:34:21 PM
I just trained my friend's dogs to eat pills and get a treat for swallowing them without throwing a hissy fit, my friend doesn't have the strength to wrestle with dogs anymore.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: BadBeast on March 31, 2011, 11:26:44 PM
Do it like the French do, and insert the pills in her bottom. (No teeth there) The dog will forgive you. (and might even love you more.)
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 01, 2011, 12:33:49 AM
Been using pizza crust (she'll do anything for it), but in the interest of not wanting to eat crappy frozen pizza on a daily basis I got Easy Cheese and a pet piller.  The Easy Cheese has worked shockingly well.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Madi on April 01, 2011, 01:56:15 AM
I used to wrap the tablet in a slice of ham. He would gobble it straight down.
Title: Re: Getting the dog to eat her damned pills.
Post by: Juana on April 01, 2011, 03:05:31 AM
Mine are too damn smart for that and burying pills in food no longer works at all on the older one (cheese or no, though the little one still falls for it). We've had to resort to hanging on to him and doing the throat-stroke thing because it's the only way, sort of sticking them up his butt. He gave us the biggest puppydog eyes EVER when we had to do it last summer.