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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2011, 05:10:16 AM

Title: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2011, 05:10:16 AM
HOLY SHIT, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE'D GROW A PAIR! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0).
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 01, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2011, 05:10:16 AM
HOLY SHIT, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE'D GROW A PAIR! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0).

Well fuck. Looks like there is hope for the world afterall.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Jenne on April 01, 2011, 05:15:22 AM
HARRUMPH
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2011, 05:16:19 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 01, 2011, 05:15:22 AM
HARRUMPH

Oh, come on.  I wouldn't fuck you guys over AGAIN, would I?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: The Wizard on April 01, 2011, 05:18:01 AM
...GRAAAAAAAAAAGH!  :argh!:

Goddammit, man! That's it! Need something squishy to direct hate at.

Good thing I have American Government tomorrow!  :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2011, 05:19:13 AM
Ah, just another day in Roger's Horrible Horrible Playhouse.   :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 01, 2011, 05:21:56 AM
You guys have no sense of fun. :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Jenne on April 01, 2011, 05:49:58 AM
IMA  KILL A MOFO.  :crankey:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Telarus on April 01, 2011, 09:19:24 AM
 :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

















:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Da6s on April 01, 2011, 09:57:06 AM
 :argh!:

At least it wasn't Rick Astley.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Disco Pickle on April 01, 2011, 02:57:48 PM
you insufferable bastard.

:argh!: :lulz: :argh!: :lulz:

I think I'd rather hear The Hunger on loop than listen to that shit

Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2011, 04:26:30 PM
Alright, I watched it through.  Had to, you understand.  I can see the hatedom, but the Rebecca Black video is more important than what it's being made out to be.

I decided, precisely at 3:27 into the video, that this is not the "FUN FUN FUN" loving girl the internet has made her out to be.  Look at that clip, the only clip like it in the whole video.  She's screaming in madness, in a smoky, dark, red lighted room, alone.

Now look back on the rest of the video.  Does her smile seem genuine?  Her movements a little forced?  It looks like she's seen people having 'FUN FUN FUN" but never achieved it before.  As though she's in her little room, wanting so badly to have "FUN FUN FUN" but just can't, so she mimics it, in a desperate hope that the mere movements will bring her closer to the "FUN FUN FUN," to the "PARTY-IN PARTY-IN YEAH."

In fact, it's so clearly a figment of her imagination that it seems almost like she's never actually been to a party, or ridden down the highway with her friends.  Do young teens wait outside the door to a house party like a red carpet, attracting their neighbors' attention?  Does hair stay perfectly still while sitting in a convertible going down the highway?  Worse, I'm not certain, judging by how her and her "friends" are sitting, that she's even sat in a car before.

Whatever is going on here, and I'm disturbed to have been privy to it, it is not "FUN FUN FUN."  Don't hate this girl who just wants some semblance of sanity in her existence.

Instead, I propose we SAVE REBECCA BLACK.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2011, 04:30:44 PM
Ok, that sounds like FUN FUN FUN.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2011, 07:10:28 PM
I can't fucking believe it.  Who would sign her?  It's not like people like her music, they like her lack of self-awareness.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2011, 07:20:52 PM
I don't think you need to look any further than this for an answer to your question. (http://www.williamhung.net/)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2011, 07:32:04 PM
Ahhh...  Hah...

Humans weren't made for the emotions that inspires in me.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: El Sjaako on April 01, 2011, 07:33:56 PM
 :argh!:

Quote from: Da6s on April 01, 2011, 09:57:06 AM
At least it wasn't Rick Astley.

I prefer Rick Astley.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Bruno on April 02, 2011, 04:50:33 AM
Improved version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA&feature=player_embedded#at=277
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 02, 2011, 04:55:17 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on April 02, 2011, 04:50:33 AM
Improved version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA&feature=player_embedded#at=277

Ok, I need PILLS HERE.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Bruno on April 02, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
That link starts the video near the end for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA&

That one starts at the beginning.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 02, 2011, 09:46:09 PM
Fuck. That was awesome. Brilliant video editing, too. I guess there's plugins that helped him, but still.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: Jasper on April 02, 2011, 09:58:11 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on April 02, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
That link starts the video near the end for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA&

That one starts at the beginning.

Actually watchable.  Damn.  :lol:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Eric Holder has Geithner arrested in massive corruption sting.
Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2011, 06:51:56 PM
Someone Zalgo'd the whole thing.





I fapped.