Fuck you. I hate you. With a passion. I can't really explain how much I hate you right now, because there isn't an analogy or metaphor accurate enough to capture it. My hate is untamable just now, defying mere human things like words.
Ahhh...
I hate you like a Tucson summer. You hear about other summers, and think they're pretty bad. 100 degrees, humidity, all that jazz. No no, sorry, a dry heat is usually worse, particularly when you didn't even have fine weather to enjoy for more than a few days. Step out of your house, your car, any business? Get blasted by an oven, a blast furnace! Try to watch the ground to avoid the sun's blinding glare and save your eyes? Get a sunburn over YOUR ENTIRE BODY, even the stuff covered by clothes, from the heat and intensity of the sun, which is not but a fraction of the roasting you'll receive in a month's time, and will worsen still a month after that.
I don't even need a reason to hate you. I hope you all end up here someday.
Love and kisses,
Freeky
:love:
:lol:
YOU CAN'T HATE ME
IM TOO AWESOME
YOUR FACE IS AWESOME.
Wait...
:cuntpunch:
You come spend a winter in IL, and I'll spend summer in Tucson.
Then we have this talk.
I'll dry heat anyday over this fucking cold. It's STILL bloody cold out!
Also, I am coming back to Tucson this summer.. :evil:
Quote from: Vaud on April 05, 2011, 04:11:12 PM
You come spend a winter in IL, and I'll spend summer in Tucson.
Then we have this talk.
I'll dry heat anyday over this fucking cold. It's STILL bloody cold out!
Also, I am coming back to Tucson this summer.. :evil:
I'm not coming to Tucson this summer unless I land an awesome job but THIS for the rest....
I'm fucking freezing with the tease me weather shit. :argh!:
I understand completely why they call Missouri Misery.
Because it loves company?
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 06:44:39 AM
Fuck you. I hate you. With a passion. I can't really explain how much I hate you right now, because there isn't an analogy or metaphor accurate enough to capture it. My hate is untamable just now, defying mere human things like words.
Ahhh...
I hate you like a Tucson summer. You hear about other summers, and think they're pretty bad. 100 degrees, humidity, all that jazz. No no, sorry, a dry heat is usually worse, particularly when you didn't even have fine weather to enjoy for more than a few days. Step out of your house, your car, any business? Get blasted by an oven, a blast furnace! Try to watch the ground to avoid the sun's blinding glare and save your eyes? Get a sunburn over YOUR ENTIRE BODY, even the stuff covered by clothes, from the heat and intensity of the sun, which is not but a fraction of the roasting you'll receive in a month's time, and will worsen still a month after that.
I don't even need a reason to hate you. I hope you all end up here someday.
Love and kisses,
Freeky
Sorry, I can't hear you over the rain in this temperate rainforest.
Fracture should bring back parasols.
Knowing her though, they'll be weaponized.
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 05, 2011, 09:33:32 PM
Fracture should bring back parasols.
Knowing her though, they'll be weaponized.
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
Siggy, you are brilliant.
FUCKING BRILLIANT.
Freeky,
Off to get a Penguin Parasol.
BLAAAP!
:D Glad ta be of service.
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