Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on April 03, 2011, 06:44:39 AM

Title: Dear PD,
Post by: Freeky on April 03, 2011, 06:44:39 AM
Fuck you.  I hate you.  With a passion.  I can't really explain how much I hate you right now, because there isn't an analogy or metaphor accurate enough to capture it.  My hate is untamable just now, defying mere human things like words.

Ahhh...

I hate you like a Tucson summer.  You hear about other summers, and think they're pretty bad.  100 degrees, humidity, all that jazz.  No no, sorry, a dry heat is usually worse, particularly when you didn't even have fine weather to enjoy for more than a few days.  Step out of your house, your car, any business?  Get blasted by an oven, a blast furnace!  Try to watch the ground to avoid the sun's blinding glare and save your eyes?  Get a sunburn over YOUR ENTIRE BODY, even the stuff covered by clothes, from the heat and intensity of the sun, which is not but a fraction of the roasting you'll receive in a month's time, and will worsen still a month after that. 

I don't even need a reason to hate you.  I hope you all end up here someday.

Love and kisses,
Freeky
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 03, 2011, 06:49:40 AM
:love:
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Freeky on April 03, 2011, 06:53:11 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Jenne on April 03, 2011, 06:57:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 03, 2011, 06:49:40 AM
:love:
Yup.  That works.
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 03, 2011, 07:01:39 AM
YOU CAN'T HATE ME
IM TOO AWESOME
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Freeky on April 03, 2011, 07:02:27 AM
YOUR FACE IS AWESOME.



Wait...
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Phox on April 03, 2011, 07:04:03 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 07:02:27 AM
YOUR FACE IS AWESOME.



Wait...
:lulz:


also to the OP: :lulz:
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 05, 2011, 09:57:45 AM
:cuntpunch:
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Vaud on April 05, 2011, 04:11:12 PM
You come spend a winter in IL, and I'll spend summer in Tucson. 
Then we have this talk.

I'll dry heat anyday over this fucking cold.  It's STILL bloody cold out!

Also, I am coming back to Tucson this summer..  :evil:
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 05, 2011, 04:20:49 PM
Quote from: Vaud on April 05, 2011, 04:11:12 PM
You come spend a winter in IL, and I'll spend summer in Tucson. 
Then we have this talk.

I'll dry heat anyday over this fucking cold.  It's STILL bloody cold out!

Also, I am coming back to Tucson this summer..  :evil:

I'm not coming to Tucson this summer unless I land an awesome job but THIS for the rest....

I'm fucking freezing with the tease me weather shit.  :argh!:

I understand completely why they call Missouri  Misery.
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: AFK on April 05, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Because it loves company? 
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 05, 2011, 04:36:03 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 05, 2011, 04:27:18 PM
Because it loves company? 

That too  :lol:
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 05, 2011, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 03, 2011, 06:44:39 AM
Fuck you.  I hate you.  With a passion.  I can't really explain how much I hate you right now, because there isn't an analogy or metaphor accurate enough to capture it.  My hate is untamable just now, defying mere human things like words.

Ahhh...

I hate you like a Tucson summer.  You hear about other summers, and think they're pretty bad.  100 degrees, humidity, all that jazz.  No no, sorry, a dry heat is usually worse, particularly when you didn't even have fine weather to enjoy for more than a few days.  Step out of your house, your car, any business?  Get blasted by an oven, a blast furnace!  Try to watch the ground to avoid the sun's blinding glare and save your eyes?  Get a sunburn over YOUR ENTIRE BODY, even the stuff covered by clothes, from the heat and intensity of the sun, which is not but a fraction of the roasting you'll receive in a month's time, and will worsen still a month after that. 

I don't even need a reason to hate you.  I hope you all end up here someday.

Love and kisses,
Freeky

Sorry, I can't hear you over the rain in this temperate rainforest.
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Jasper on April 05, 2011, 09:33:32 PM
Fracture should bring back parasols.

Knowing her though, they'll be weaponized.
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Freeky on April 05, 2011, 09:34:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 05, 2011, 09:33:32 PM
Fracture should bring back parasols.

Knowing her though, they'll be weaponized.

:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

Siggy, you are brilliant.

FUCKING BRILLIANT.


Freeky,
Off to get a Penguin Parasol.


BLAAAP!
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Jasper on April 06, 2011, 07:06:05 AM
:D Glad ta be of service.
Title: Re: Dear PD,
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 07:46:19 AM


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