I see you. I see you, with your artificial hierarchies, with your imposed respect of people unworthy of any respect whatsoever. I see you hiding behind the "elders", who themselves hide behind the ban button. I see you bitching back and forth as to whether a "solitary" can be allowed in your fake little religion1. I see you arguing about whether the color of the handle of your Cutlery World "athame" is correct, and whether or not THAT disqualifies you from said fake little religion. I see you ceaselessly arguing the politics of exclusion, until there's maybe a dozen of you total on whatever little internet board you happen to be infesting.
I see all of this, yes, all of this and more, and I have finally failed to give a shit. You may call yourself "eclectic Pagans" or "Wiccans" or "witches", but what you are is PINK. All of your posturing does not conceal the fact that you have walked outside of the normal power structure, simply to duplicate it in miniature, with yourself as the biggest fish in a very, very small pond.
I could go on for hours about ridiculous shit like "Christopagans" or "Conservopagans" or the fact that none of you know a fucking thing about the gods you claim to worship, but what would be the point? Everyone knows you're frauds. Even YOU know it, which is why your hate is so fucking weak. It is a puny thing, which wilts immediately upon exposure to anyone not under the threat of the ban-hammer. My DOG hates better than you patchouli-stinking neo-hippies.
All of you together don't hate as much as I do...Even while I'm having perverse sex, with a head full of bourbon and restrained by BIG, RED STRAPS, I hate more than you do while you're in the fucking DMV. And don't give me any shit about you not being all about hate, because it's all you do. You just do it badly. Hence the pathetic "ninja-editing" on your forums, the weird stalking of people who have left your laughable little cult, and the banning of anyone who displays an inkling of a sense of humor.
In short, you're all a prize bunch of knobends, and I think the Discordians should give you what you SAY you want. I urge all Discordians to leave TCC and Mysticwicks. Just go. There aren't any people worth recruiting that we don't already have, and we can all have a good time, while they endlessly discuss how to increase traffic, while Shaara-Chan posts her zany stories about her pretend mental illness.
Now, fuck off.
Or Kill Me.
1 Sure, our religion is made-up, too...But we're right, and you aren't, and that's really all there is to it.
I dare any of the Pagans that have come here from TCC to cross post this over there.
:mittens:
And for the record, I'm one of the few filthy pagans on this board. Thing is I've seen Eris's light!! I'm not nice and as for "it harm none" where the fuck is the fun in that? Oh yeah and I curse like a godamned sailor on shore leave.
Fuck me I guess I'm not much of a pagan anymore.
:lulz:
I like this, because it's true.
Like Khara, I'm a filthy pagan. The difference between me and the lame fuckers at MW is that I do it right. I found Eris, and I've been running ever since.
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 01:31:40 AM
I like this, because it's true.
Like Khara, I'm a filthy pagan. The difference between me and the lame fuckers at MW is that I do it right. I found Eris, and I've been running ever since.
Thing is, even if they cleansed the temple, they'd just shit in it again, because the problem isn't the situation, the problem is in their heads. EBS & FS want good little cult members, and sure as fuck, they found some.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:34:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 01:31:40 AM
I like this, because it's true.
Like Khara, I'm a filthy pagan. The difference between me and the lame fuckers at MW is that I do it right. I found Eris, and I've been running ever since.
Thing is, even if they cleansed the temple, they'd just shit in it again, because the problem isn't the situation, the problem is in their heads. EBS & FS want good little cult members, and sure as fuck, they found some.
Lilpnkbunny and Dark Magus. And Ruby.
:lulz:
My god, an army of twits!
IMO
You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2011, 01:43:12 AM
IMO
You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama
And by "drama" we mean "never-ending hilarity".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2011, 01:43:12 AM
IMO
You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama
And by "drama" we mean "never-ending hilarity".
It's like the whole damn forum is a "Wandering Furby Thread".
Quote from: Telarus on April 06, 2011, 01:47:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2011, 01:43:12 AM
IMO
You could always just go in and say if you think these guys losers come over here... we accept all beliefs... as long as you believe what we believe
and then cease from interacting with them.
It's when you guys start conversing with their community and your told you have to pay respect to the "God of Unicorns" or the "Lady of Happy Rainbow Farts" that you get caught up in all that drama
And by "drama" we mean "never-ending hilarity".
It's like the whole damn forum is a "Wandering Furby Thread".
Difference: Furby was actually crazy, and would react unpredictably.
These guys are like Slinkys. They twist and contort, but are most funny when knocked down the stairs.
I honestly think that after the freedom and (yes I'm going to say it) community, the interaction and the fucking brilliance of some people here combined with the amazing stuff we come up with as a group everywhere else is shit.
Like being a brainiac on are you smarter than a 5th grader.
Nothing can ever compare.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 01:51:00 AM
I honestly think that after the freedom and (yes I'm going to say it) community, the interaction and the fucking brilliance of some people here combined with the amazing stuff we come up with as a group everywhere else is shit.
Like being a brainiac on are you smarter than a 5th grader.
Nothing can ever compare.
Even if they DID want a community (Jonestown doesn't actually count), they'd never understand how to get one, even if you explained it in detail. Observe:
Wyldkat: Please inform shitneck & shitneck jr that you get a community by not worrying about a community. I let my daughter read PD. I'd be less inclined to let her read that cult farm you guys have going on.
Mostly because EBS would stalk her, but also because it's just not healthy.
Khara, you go too far.
We are, for the most part, completely retarded. Have you forgotten how The Cosmic Shitstorm of February turned into the BoardSludge and Self-Immolating Flame War of March? April has been a Holy Blessing, but FUCK... this place had to purge itself HARD to get the Nessie content.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 06, 2011, 01:58:02 AM
Khara, you go too far.
We are, for the most part, completely retarded.
This is truth. I, for one, am dumber than a bag of George W Bush's poomp.
So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?
Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.
And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!
We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.
And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.
PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.
If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 01:48:24 AM
Difference: Furby was actually crazy, and would react unpredictably.
These guys are like Slinkys. They twist and contort, but are most funny when knocked down the stairs.
Furby was fucked up.
And for the longest time I thought his latest incarnation was poptart.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?
Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.
And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!
We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.
And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.
PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.
If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.
:mittens: PD.COM A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)
ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL! ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS! hAVE A NICE DAY, :fap:
http://makingfunofpaganetsy.tumblr.com/
OMG! Totally awesome!
Reminds me I need to get some Hecate Lube Oil, and some groovaroony Rune Stones! :whack:
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 02:42:54 AM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?
Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.
And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!
We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.
And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.
PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.
If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.
:mittens: PD.COM A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)
ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL! ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS! hAVE A NICE DAY, :fap:
Post of the year. :lulz:
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 02:42:54 AM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?
Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.
And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!
We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.
And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.
PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.
If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.
:mittens: PD.COM A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)
ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL! ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS! hAVE A NICE DAY, :fap:
Goddammit BB you fucker I almost peed myself.
I've got everyone's bad influence right here. :lulz:
:mittens: to BB!!
Quote from: BadBeast on April 06, 2011, 02:42:54 AM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?
Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.
And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!
We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.
And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.
PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.
If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.
:mittens: PD.COM A whole Army of Idiot Savants. (Just without the "savant" part!)
ETA **Channeling Mourningdove**kHARA, YOU MUSTN'T SAY RETARD IT'S A BAD WORD AND THERE AREL;OTS OF CHILDRENWHO USE THIS FORUM FOR INFORMATION ANDHOMEWORK. THE CREATOR OIF 5THIS SITE WANTED IT TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR13YR OLD CHILDREN AND YOU ARE A BAD ROLE MODEL! ANDYOU USE TO MANY CUSSWORDS! hAVE A NICE DAY, :fap:
I hate her (Morning Dove) I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.
Yeah, she's really offensively passive aggressive, and full of septic pus. Horrible nasty titwitch. I heard a couple of kids chucked her in an oven, or something, but she must have survived.
What's the difference between mourningdove, and a row boat?
A row boat doesn't squirt streams of cockroaches out if you stab it with an enchanted dagger!
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 03:13:07 AM
I hate her (Morning Dove) I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.
I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.
Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:27:34 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 03:13:07 AM
I hate her (Morning Dove) I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.
I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.
Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.
Lena is too incoherent for me to hate. I don't understand her posts so i can't really hate her, I just stopped reading what she has to say.
Morning Dove posts in plain English that inspires complete hatred in me.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 03:30:17 AM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:27:34 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 03:13:07 AM
I hate her (Morning Dove) I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.
I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.
Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.
Lena is too incoherent for me to hate. I don't understand her posts so i can't really hate her, I just stopped reading what she has to say.
Morning Dove posts in plain English that inspires complete hatred in me.
I got no problem with Lena either. But mourning dove reported me yesterday, for calling her a creepy ghoul. EBS Sent me a PM saying "Consider yourself modded" . Erm, OK. First time I ever been modded there. (And she is a creepy ghoul) She's the kind of Witch that inspired the Burning Times. And I bet her house is made of gingerbread.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 06, 2011, 01:58:02 AM
Khara, you go too far.
We are, for the most part, completely retarded. Have you forgotten how The Cosmic Shitstorm of February turned into the BoardSludge and Self-Immolating Flame War of March? April has been a Holy Blessing, but FUCK... this place had to purge itself HARD to get the Nessie content.
And that content was worth every last drop of pain to get it.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 03:30:17 AM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:27:34 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 03:13:07 AM
I hate her (Morning Dove) I have a really high tolerance for asshats and I really despise her.
I don't hate the stupid Dove more than I fucking hate Lena but it's damn close.
Lena though, I'm just waiting for her to have the balls to post so I can tell her to go fuck herself and die in a fire.
Lena is too incoherent for me to hate. I don't understand her posts so i can't really hate her, I just stopped reading what she has to say.
Morning Dove posts in plain English that inspires complete hatred in me.
Lena, unlike Ruby, is capable of using decent English. I've seen it.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 04:01:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 06, 2011, 01:58:02 AM
Khara, you go too far.
We are, for the most part, completely retarded. Have you forgotten how The Cosmic Shitstorm of February turned into the BoardSludge and Self-Immolating Flame War of March? April has been a Holy Blessing, but FUCK... this place had to purge itself HARD to get the Nessie content.
And that content was worth every last drop of pain to get it.
Fuck yeah.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
So what you want to drink herbal tea and do a sweat lodge weekend as a way to purge?
Fuck that we're fucking Discordians. Yes we fight amongst each other and with everyone else at times.
And out of the ashes left after we burn the fucking place to the ground greatness arises. Once we sober up and get the necessary shots that is!
We just don't cover it up with maghickalish bullshit.
And if y'all are retarded, then I'm working one maybe 2 iffy brain cells so fuck that.
PD has had a bigger influence on the way I think than four years of college. It's done more for me to know who I am than 20 years of therapy.
If we're retarded we're at the very least savants.
:mittens:
I am a pagan. Have not found Eris so much as said "Hey, nice apples." in passing. I genuinely love to study the history and evolution of religion and the human's thought process to produce these mythologies. But I get tripped up by the people who embody the various modern iterations.
*shrug* It's a learning process.
Mourning Dove must be really forgettable, because I have no idea who you guys are talking about.
She was the previous edens garden (forum nanny), with less spine and more whine.
That must be why I get her confused with Edens garden all the time. I feel bd about it becuase Edens Gardens seems decent.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 07:03:56 AM
That must be why I get her confused with Edens garden all the time. I feel bd about it becuase Edens Gardens seems decent.
:|
No.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 07:11:51 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 06, 2011, 07:03:56 AM
That must be why I get her confused with Edens garden all the time. I feel bd about it becuase Edens Gardens seems decent.
:|
No.
Might just be in comparison to morning dove.
Hell, Poptart seems decent compared to her.
I got them mixed up all the time at first. I mix up Lena and Ruby/blue moon if I don't pay attention to avatar/name.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 07:02:36 AM
She was the previous edens garden (forum nanny), with less spine and more whine.
I didn't know that. :lulz:
Where edens garden jumps in with a "Oh, you're talking smack/asking obscene questions/being a dick - then do so to/of/to ME!", mourning dove was always "Don't do that, you're mean, quit it. You're hurting me." Like a Tickle Me Emo*.
*Not a typo. Google it.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Where edens garden jumps in with a "Oh, you're talking smack/asking obscene questions/being a dick - then do so to/of/to ME!", mourning dove was always "Don't do that, you're mean, quit it. You're hurting me." Like a Tickle Me Emo*.
*Not a typo. Google it.
Not the same person then?
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:06:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Where edens garden jumps in with a "Oh, you're talking smack/asking obscene questions/being a dick - then do so to/of/to ME!", mourning dove was always "Don't do that, you're mean, quit it. You're hurting me." Like a Tickle Me Emo*.
*Not a typo. Google it.
Not the same person then?
I don't think so. That would be scary.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:06:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Where edens garden jumps in with a "Oh, you're talking smack/asking obscene questions/being a dick - then do so to/of/to ME!", mourning dove was always "Don't do that, you're mean, quit it. You're hurting me." Like a Tickle Me Emo*.
*Not a typo. Google it.
Not the same person then?
I don't think so. That would be scary.
Yeah, I suppose it would. And TCC doesn't have the gravitas to be scary.
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:06:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Where edens garden jumps in with a "Oh, you're talking smack/asking obscene questions/being a dick - then do so to/of/to ME!", mourning dove was always "Don't do that, you're mean, quit it. You're hurting me." Like a Tickle Me Emo*.
*Not a typo. Google it.
Not the same person then?
I don't think so. That would be scary.
Yeah, I suppose it would. And TCC doesn't have the gravitas to be scary.
We can't even manage "spooky". Or pizza help us, "respectable". :x
. . . on the other hand, if mourning dove was edens garden's alt or vice versa, it would be hilarious in a "I made a FB alt to friend my main so I has more friends" kind of way.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:06:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Where edens garden jumps in with a "Oh, you're talking smack/asking obscene questions/being a dick - then do so to/of/to ME!", mourning dove was always "Don't do that, you're mean, quit it. You're hurting me." Like a Tickle Me Emo*.
*Not a typo. Google it.
Not the same person then?
I don't think so. That would be scary.
Yeah, I suppose it would. And TCC doesn't have the gravitas to be scary.
We can't even manage "spooky". Or pizza help us, "respectable". :x
. . . on the other hand, if mourning dove was edens garden's alt or vice versa, it would be hilarious in a "I made a FB alt to friend my main so I has more friends" kind of way.
Why on Earth would you ever post there?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2011, 11:32:47 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 11:27:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 10:06:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Where edens garden jumps in with a "Oh, you're talking smack/asking obscene questions/being a dick - then do so to/of/to ME!", mourning dove was always "Don't do that, you're mean, quit it. You're hurting me." Like a Tickle Me Emo*.
*Not a typo. Google it.
Not the same person then?
I don't think so. That would be scary.
Yeah, I suppose it would. And TCC doesn't have the gravitas to be scary.
We can't even manage "spooky". Or pizza help us, "respectable". :x
. . . on the other hand, if mourning dove was edens garden's alt or vice versa, it would be hilarious in a "I made a FB alt to friend my main so I has more friends" kind of way.
Why on Earth would you ever post there?
I don't know. But I'm going to keep on posting until I remember why/figure it out/get banned for being nuts with sleep deprivation. I really did love the place, once upon a time.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 11:34:16 PM
I don't know. But I'm going to keep on posting until I remember why/figure it out/get banned for being nuts with sleep deprivation. I really did love the place, once upon a time.
Okay, then.
Tell C_A I said he's an old useless bastard.
Bump for hate-shitting.
Pseudo-annual bump.