Is that Cancer Jesus in your avatar?
Yep! I went and made a bunch of avatars from the video, if you want them. (http://dorkanese.deviantart.com/gallery/29526268)
That's awesome.
Thanks. :)
I thought that was Cancer Jesus! Nice, Hover Cat. :D Now I gotta play that video for my boyfriend . . .
:thanks:
DO IT!
Man. I need to start a thread about relationships and things I'm not allowed to do in this one. He said I need a new hobby, this one was not working for him. Me being allowed access to the internet is damaging his mental health. :P
just kick him in the nads
which is ironically the same advice i always give
I can't do that. I use his nads all the time.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 07:52:02 AM
I can't do that. I use his nads all the time.
smash that squishy spot between thumb and forefinger.
All of my exes hate my internet hobby.
I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 07:52:02 AM
I can't do that. I use his nads all the time.
smash that squishy spot between thumb and forefinger.
This I like.
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
All of my exes hate my internet hobby.
I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.
Yeah. The bf is big on being scared by my squirrel-like zeal for sharing twisted (and/or) painfully (and/or) stupid things. I think I broke him . . . . it's been a year, I wonder if he's still covered by warranty.
"Squirrel-like zeal"? I like it. :lulz:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:10:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 07:52:02 AM
I can't do that. I use his nads all the time.
smash that squishy spot between thumb and forefinger.
This I like.
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
All of my exes hate my internet hobby.
I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.
Yeah. The bf is big on being scared by my squirrel-like zeal for sharing twisted (and/or) painfully (and/or) stupid things. I think I broke him . . . . it's been a year, I wonder if he's still covered by warranty.
It's kind of sad when they just don't get the pure childlike joy that comes from fucking with people. It makes me a better person.
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:10:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 07:52:02 AM
I can't do that. I use his nads all the time.
smash that squishy spot between thumb and forefinger.
This I like.
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
All of my exes hate my internet hobby.
I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.
Yeah. The bf is big on being scared by my squirrel-like zeal for sharing twisted (and/or) painfully (and/or) stupid things. I think I broke him . . . . it's been a year, I wonder if he's still covered by warranty.
It's kind of sad when they just don't get the pure childlike joy that comes from fucking with people. It makes me a better person.
And he LOVES fucking with people. He just doesn't like it when I do it to him. :P I keep trying to get him to visit here but after hearing about TCC he doesn't trust any description I give of teh intarnetz.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:19:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:10:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 07:52:02 AM
I can't do that. I use his nads all the time.
smash that squishy spot between thumb and forefinger.
This I like.
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
All of my exes hate my internet hobby.
I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.
Yeah. The bf is big on being scared by my squirrel-like zeal for sharing twisted (and/or) painfully (and/or) stupid things. I think I broke him . . . . it's been a year, I wonder if he's still covered by warranty.
It's kind of sad when they just don't get the pure childlike joy that comes from fucking with people. It makes me a better person.
And he LOVES fucking with people. He just doesn't like it when I do it to him. :P I keep trying to get him to visit here but after hearing about TCC he doesn't trust any description I give of teh intarnetz.
KICK HIM IN THE NADS!!!!!!! NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
All of my exes hate my internet hobby.
I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.
Try explaining MY hobbies to someone who just doesn't get the SCA.
"Sorry, can't go out this weekend, I'm off to an event. Yes, camping, with a bunch of the guys. Gonna dress up in armor and hit each other with sticks, then sit around the campfire, drink beer and sing raunchy songs until we can't keep our eyes open any more, then... Uh, honey? Where are you going with my car keys?"
This discussion has driven it home for me how difficult I must be to justify as a potential boyfriend to most girls:
"Well, this Friday I'm gonna be eating a mind-bogglingly stupid amount of oranges. It's a contest I'm having with some people from the Internet. But I was thinking we could go put up some of these goofy, surreal posters around campus some evening. Oh, and a few weekends from now I'll be disappearing off to a campsite in CT to dress up in silly costume and be a Magical Zombie Warrior.
...Hey, cutie, wait up! Where ya going?"
Welcome to my Chaotic Single Life.
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 01:46:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
All of my exes hate my internet hobby.
I don't relate to their stupid hobbies either, but I don't try to make them stop.
Try explaining MY hobbies to someone who just doesn't get the SCA.
"Sorry, can't go out this weekend, I'm off to an event. Yes, camping, with a bunch of the guys. Gonna dress up in armor and hit each other with sticks, then sit around the campfire, drink beer and sing raunchy songs until we can't keep our eyes open any more, then... Uh, honey? Where are you going with my car keys?"
Toss in occasional references to "Master Pat," grumbling about the fact that the guys set up the shower stalls with white sheets for walls AGAIN (yeah, then they park themselves in camp chairs with good views of the resulting shadow shows), and let him come to an event ONCE and run into the two biggest flirts in the kingdom... That a fairly epic disaster.
Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.
Oh and also.....
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 03:09:53 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2011, 07:04:55 AM
just kick him in the nads
IN THA NADS!
IN THA NADS!
Just in case you missed it the first few times... :lulz:
I DO so love it when I get called young...
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 03:27:51 PM
I DO so love it when I get called young...
Well some of us are born old, so in comparison there are dead people I call young...
But a "for the record" kind of thing, I think I'm one of the oldest here. In the top 3 at least.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 03:27:51 PM
I DO so love it when I get called young...
Well some of us are born old, so in comparison there are dead people I call young...
But a "for the record" kind of thing, I think I'm one of the oldest here. In the top 3 at least.
I'm so old my origins actually predate the concept of age and, as such, there's no adequate way to describe or even measure my oldness. :gheyforum:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 03:38:45 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 03:27:51 PM
I DO so love it when I get called young...
Well some of us are born old, so in comparison there are dead people I call young...
But a "for the record" kind of thing, I think I'm one of the oldest here. In the top 3 at least.
I'm so old my origins actually predate the concept of age and, as such, there's no adequate way to describe or even measure my oldness. :gheyforum:
That's because Scotland has to "recycle". Is also why you have two left hands.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:19:36 PM
Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.
For the record I'm not actively looking. Process of letting my shit settle, getitng it together, and just having fun being an unattatched asshole. hence the alignment of Chaotic Single.
Quote from: Richter on April 06, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:19:36 PM
Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.
For the record I'm not actively looking. Process of letting my shit settle, getitng it together, and just having fun being an unattatched asshole. hence the alignment of Chaotic Single.
If you weren't
complaining..... :wink:
Quote from: Richter on April 06, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 03:19:36 PM
Christ on a fucking crutch if you young ones are complaining about finding somebody I'm fucked six ways to Sunday on finding someone.
For the record I'm not actively looking. Process of letting my shit settle, getitng it together, and just having fun being an unattatched asshole. hence the alignment of Chaotic Single.
Also, it's now been TOO LONG since Richter got laid. The resulting hydraulic pressure would blow out the side of the monastery, and someone's bits would land in the pot at the over-priced Indian joint next door.
SAFETY FIRST, PEOPLE!
:horrormirth: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
Quote from: Richter on April 06, 2011, 05:06:21 PM
:horrormirth: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
Hush now dearie, just drink this and everything will be all better..... No no, don't worry about it being cloudy, just drink.... yes, that's a dear.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 05:08:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 06, 2011, 05:06:21 PM
:horrormirth: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
Hush now dearie, just drink this and everything will be all better..... No no, don't worry about it being cloudy, just drink.... yes, that's a dear.
And the Richter wakes up nine months later with an infant?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 05:08:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 06, 2011, 05:06:21 PM
:horrormirth: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
Hush now dearie, just drink this and everything will be all better..... No no, don't worry about it being cloudy, just drink.... yes, that's a dear.
And the Richter wakes up nine months later with an infant?
Oh goddammit.
I'm done for the day. I don't play like that.
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 05:12:28 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 06, 2011, 05:08:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 06, 2011, 05:06:21 PM
:horrormirth: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
Hush now dearie, just drink this and everything will be all better..... No no, don't worry about it being cloudy, just drink.... yes, that's a dear.
And the Richter wakes up nine months later with an infant?
Oh goddammit.
I'm done for the day. I don't play like that.
Yes, professionals use only The Good Reverend Roger brand pre-roofied beer.