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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 04:14:57 AM

Title: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 04:14:57 AM
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/04/08/6436717-source-gop-will-approve-5-or-6-day-measure-to-avert-shutdown-

Looks like the GOP folded on their demands for avoiding a shutdown.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 09, 2011, 04:16:16 AM
The fuckers need a fucking paycut. Let THEM take the fucking hit.

Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 04:17:46 AM
If the figures I've been hearing are right, most of them would actually lose more money if the Bush tax cuts for the rich expired than if they lost their income as congressthings.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Juana on April 09, 2011, 04:22:36 AM
:lulz: "Best we could get out them." Wow.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 05:26:18 AM
Apparently the dems may have folded after all, this extension comes with a promise for a 2011 budget that Obama agreed to.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 09, 2011, 05:31:17 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 05:26:18 AM
Apparently the dems may have folded after all, this extension comes with a promise for a 2011 budget that Obama agreed to.   :argh!:

And it is jut as I feared. Nothing fucking changes.


I am going to start burning down buildings now.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 09, 2011, 06:22:28 AM


Futher proof.
http://www.defense.gov/news/newsarticle.aspx?id=63503

QuoteA Pentagon spokesman stressed that Defense Department employees' and service member's pay will not be impacted . "There was no shutdown, and temporary funding has been approved by Congress. Everyone will get paid as usual," he said.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2011, 07:02:13 AM
THEY'RE ALL GUTLESS!   :lulz:

Who are these people again?

Ima write some letters:  "Who the hell ARE you people?"
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 09, 2011, 07:02:53 AM
Quote from: Susan on April 09, 2011, 07:02:13 AM
THEY'RE ALL GUTLESS!   :lulz:

Who are these people again?

Ima write some letters:  "Who the hell ARE you people?"

I almost did. I was thinking about hurling drunken obscenities at their phones.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 09, 2011, 08:06:09 AM
The good news is, it will be incredibly easy to convince people not to vote for Obama in 2012.

I'm voting for Trump even if he doesn't run.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 09, 2011, 04:32:47 PM
TL/DR: http://isthegovernmentshutdown.com/

I completely missed these developments, so I read up on the Guardian's liveblog. They're funny. Funny reporters. I was laughing my ass off: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/08/government-shutdown-2011-live-updates?intcmp=239#block-1 (started down, at the beginning, reading all the way up to whatever happened last.

But it sounds to me like the Republicans got what they wanted? More budget cuts. Even if they didn't get Planned Parenthood down. But maybe halfway they realised that Federal Law already bars PP from using tax dollars for abortion except in cases of rape, incest or to save the life of the mother.

... or maybe they still didn't like PP cause what they do is empowering to women and queers?

But basically yesterday the Republicans wanted either to fuck over hundreds thousands of "non essential" (guess that means "plebs") government employees OR they wanted to fuck over tests for cervical cancer and STDs.

And in the end, nobody won because the Democrats offered the Reps several billions in tax cuts in exchange to do neither.

So the Reps held hostage the government yesterday?

Is that about right?
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:27:01 PM
The thing that's fucking AMAZING about gutting funding for Planned Parenthood is that it's cutting the only source for cheap/free birth control and prenatal care for a lot of young, poor women, which means an increase in low birth rates, premature births, and birth defects. It's cutting a source for cheap/free STD testing and treatment, which means an increase in the spread of venereal disease.

WHAT THE FUCK.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 06:30:10 PM
Oh don't worry
God will's it





Isn't that what they said during the Crusades too?
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 09, 2011, 06:32:46 PM
The power of Christ compels you to have lots of babies. If you get a VD then you deserved it for being a whore.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 09, 2011, 06:38:50 PM
Republicans wanted $61 billion cut from the budget.
<bunch of fighting and blah blah blah>
Budget gets cut by $78.5 billions.

That's right.

Obama: Working 129% harder. For the GOP.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Kai on April 10, 2011, 09:46:35 PM
I don't have anything to say to this stuff anymore. It's expected. I'm apathetic. And there is absolutely nothing I can do about it anyway.
Title: Re: Shutdown cancelled, probably.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 05:34:52 PM
5 Reasons Why the GOP Push Defund Planned Parenthood Won't Go Away

http://www.religiondispatches.org/dispatches/sarahposner/4485/5_reasons_why_the_gop_push_defund_planned_parenthood_won%27t_go_away/ng


I'm in agreement so far with this post... too long for a quote though.