Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: navkat on April 09, 2011, 11:58:59 PM

Title: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: navkat on April 09, 2011, 11:58:59 PM
I ate a dozn oranges yesterday and haven't pooped...like, at ALL.

My ass is plugged up harder than a marshmallow in a drinking straw.

Like a baguette in a drainage pipe.

A pillow in a mailbox.

99 latex-covered monkeys in an air vent.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Don Coyote on April 09, 2011, 11:59:53 PM
It sounds like you need some assistance.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 10, 2011, 12:05:01 AM
pancakes and 3 cups of coffee
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Salty on April 10, 2011, 12:06:25 AM
A big bowl of All-Bran with soy milk.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 10, 2011, 12:10:45 AM
Clearly you need more oranges.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on April 10, 2011, 12:13:47 AM
ANAL?
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2011, 12:14:18 AM
Oranges have A LOT of fiber.

Drink a ton of water, and you will experience the opposite effect, as all that fiber becomes soft and malleable.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: navkat on April 10, 2011, 12:19:16 AM
A MUFFIN IN A TAILPIPE.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2011, 12:27:06 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 10, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
Weren't you also eating Cara Caras?  Those have low acid, gonna have a totally different effect on you.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 10, 2011, 12:45:53 AM
low acid up my ass
:argh!:
I had super heart burn


of course I guess it's low acid as long you don't eat 16 of em in a row
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2011, 12:55:05 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 10, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
Weren't you also eating Cara Caras?  Those have low acid, gonna have a totally different effect on you.

Low acid?  :? I've never heard that before. Aren't Cara Caras a type of navel orange?
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 10, 2011, 01:06:12 AM
Yes, but they're red inside, (unless Thurnez has a really fucked up camera) so I don't think that have the same makeup as a regular navel.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2011, 01:10:06 AM
Yeah, they're pink because they have Carnitine, I think (though not as much as blood oranges do); they're a cross of two other Navel varieties, which I forget.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 10, 2011, 01:11:02 AM
I guess they are more reddish then Navels

Light is also probably pretty bad in the photo since I'm useless at photography and couldn't figure how to use the flash on the camera.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 10, 2011, 01:15:36 AM
Hmm, Wikipedia confirms low acid, but has no cite note.  Might just be something that's out there but not true.

Also says its a mutation of the Washington Orange.

I need me some mutant oranges :O
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 10, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
From the package

"Excellent Source of Vitamin C & Folate
Very High in Fibre and a Source of Vitamin A
Red-Orange Colour, Juicy, Seedless and Low Acidity"


Of course this is only if you don't eat 16 of them in a row.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: navkat on April 12, 2011, 02:15:11 PM
I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Don Coyote on April 12, 2011, 03:53:53 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2011, 02:15:11 PM
I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.

I don't know why but that makes me  :fap:
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 12, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)

Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.

It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Enrico Salazar on April 12, 2011, 05:20:35 PM
Once you have grow up on Salazorian Squid Strogonoff, you can process anything.  Including carburetor.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: navkat on April 12, 2011, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
smoothly

How'd it all come out?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LARPERS
Post by: Richter on April 12, 2011, 05:32:18 PM
Everything in this thread is so right.

Discordians will ineviably try to break ANY game's economy, combat, or NPC tactics, and that's if they're in a good mood.  they will eb very silly too, and refuse to be SERIOUS players pretending they are elves and fairies and shit.  Nobody should stand for that bullcrap.



Also:  Saturday's wasabi ginger pork stir-fry, beer, and quesitonable old homebrew wine from my old landlord still has my butt burping out marsh mud piles every 18 hours.  I may be ruined for life.
Title: Re: Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 12, 2011, 05:37:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)

Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.

It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.

Probably. I think my body said "fuck you" after the first ten and stopped processing after that.