I ate a dozn oranges yesterday and haven't pooped...like, at ALL.
My ass is plugged up harder than a marshmallow in a drinking straw.
Like a baguette in a drainage pipe.
A pillow in a mailbox.
99 latex-covered monkeys in an air vent.
It sounds like you need some assistance.
pancakes and 3 cups of coffee
A big bowl of All-Bran with soy milk.
Clearly you need more oranges.
ANAL?
Oranges have A LOT of fiber.
Drink a ton of water, and you will experience the opposite effect, as all that fiber becomes soft and malleable.
A MUFFIN IN A TAILPIPE.
:lulz:
Weren't you also eating Cara Caras? Those have low acid, gonna have a totally different effect on you.
low acid up my ass
:argh!:
I had super heart burn
of course I guess it's low acid as long you don't eat 16 of em in a row
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 10, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
Weren't you also eating Cara Caras? Those have low acid, gonna have a totally different effect on you.
Low acid? :? I've never heard that before. Aren't Cara Caras a type of navel orange?
Yes, but they're red inside, (unless Thurnez has a really fucked up camera) so I don't think that have the same makeup as a regular navel.
Yeah, they're pink because they have Carnitine, I think (though not as much as blood oranges do); they're a cross of two other Navel varieties, which I forget.
I guess they are more reddish then Navels
Light is also probably pretty bad in the photo since I'm useless at photography and couldn't figure how to use the flash on the camera.
Hmm, Wikipedia confirms low acid, but has no cite note. Might just be something that's out there but not true.
Also says its a mutation of the Washington Orange.
I need me some mutant oranges :O
From the package
"Excellent Source of Vitamin C & Folate
Very High in Fibre and a Source of Vitamin A
Red-Orange Colour, Juicy, Seedless and Low Acidity"
Of course this is only if you don't eat 16 of them in a row.
I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.
Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2011, 02:15:11 PM
I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.
I don't know why but that makes me :fap:
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)
Quote from: Cainad on April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)
Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.
It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.
Once you have grow up on Salazorian Squid Strogonoff, you can process anything. Including carburetor.
Everything in this thread is so right.
Discordians will ineviably try to break ANY game's economy, combat, or NPC tactics, and that's if they're in a good mood. they will eb very silly too, and refuse to be SERIOUS players pretending they are elves and fairies and shit. Nobody should stand for that bullcrap.
Also: Saturday's wasabi ginger pork stir-fry, beer, and quesitonable old homebrew wine from my old landlord still has my butt burping out marsh mud piles every 18 hours. I may be ruined for life.
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)
Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.
It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.
Probably. I think my body said "fuck you" after the first ten and stopped processing after that.