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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 09:27:29 PM

Title: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 09:27:29 PM
Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody!
Bright-Eyes, Patch, and Clover!
Bon-Bon's baking cookies, girls!
Hurry up on O-O-VER!

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
MY Little Pony TA-AAALES!

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
MY LITTLE PONY TA-AAALES!

There. Attack that. I have the theme song to "My Little Ponies" memorized and stuck in my head forever. Also, pretty much every New Kids On The Block song, ever.

Please kill me. :P

Also:

I like Billy,
I like Tony,
but what I love is my first Sony!
(It won't be your la-ast!)

:P

How's that? Or should I try again?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 15, 2011, 01:26:37 AM
AAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! DIE N00B DIE!  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 15, 2011, 07:54:39 PM
 :eek: :eek: :eek:

It was MLP or I started writing a Fluffy Bunny Wiccan Ritual and I didn't want to piss you off for really realz. :P
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2011, 06:42:16 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 15, 2011, 07:54:39 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

It was MLP or I started writing a Fluffy Bunny Wiccan Ritual and I didn't want to piss you off for really realz. :P

:lulz:

That My Little Pony thing is fucking diabolical.

Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZLoWu4BHM
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:36:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZLoWu4BHM

I HATE YOU! :crankey:

Why did I watch that????
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 17, 2011, 10:40:02 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:36:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZLoWu4BHM

I HATE YOU! :crankey:

Why did I watch that????

Streak o' masochism?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: President Television on April 17, 2011, 04:25:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2011, 04:28:28 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on April 17, 2011, 04:25:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZLoWu4BHM
Ah the carefree days of youth...
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:36:13 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZLoWu4BHM

I HATE YOU! :crankey:

Why did I watch that????

You wanted a reason to hate me. :P

Quote from: Unqualified on April 17, 2011, 04:25:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

That was really annoying. Damn you.  :argh!: I loathe the style of animation they're using now.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 17, 2011, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZLoWu4BHM
Ah the carefree days of youth...

:P Because we're all so ancient now.

Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
:P Because we're all so ancient now.
JESUS CHRIST YES. Fucking punk ass kids all over my school. I'll be talking to a freshman and I'll say "Remember that thing that happened in like 1996? That was cool." And they'll be like "I was like 3." And then I'm all  :crankey:


It makes me feel old.  :cry:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:43:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
:P Because we're all so ancient now.
JESUS CHRIST YES. Fucking punk ass kids all over my school. I'll be talking to a freshman and I'll say "Remember that thing that happened in like 1996? That was cool." And they'll be like "I was like 3." And then I'm all  :crankey:


It makes me feel old.  :cry:

*patpatpats* My boyfriend is 45. He'll talk about shit that happened in the early eighties and I'll be like "I was three." and he'll be like "I can't put my dick in you, now." Which makes me :cry:

But yeah. A lot of people at work are teenagers and I just want to avoid them and their "OMG, liek, that parti was, liek, OMG, sooooo kewl!" banter.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:43:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:08:07 PM
:P Because we're all so ancient now.
JESUS CHRIST YES. Fucking punk ass kids all over my school. I'll be talking to a freshman and I'll say "Remember that thing that happened in like 1996? That was cool." And they'll be like "I was like 3." And then I'm all  :crankey:


It makes me feel old.  :cry:

*patpatpats* My boyfriend is 45. He'll talk about shit that happened in the early eighties and I'll be like "I was three." and he'll be like "I can't put my dick in you, now." Which makes me :cry:

But yeah. A lot of people at work are teenagers and I just want to avoid them and their "OMG, liek, that parti was, liek, OMG, sooooo kewl!" banter.
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
TMI?  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:52:46 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
TMI?  :lulz:
Nope, just hilarious/horrifying. You're what... late twenties? I'd be pretty  :x if I dated someone that was a decade and a half younger than me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:50 PM
I'll be 30 in a week or two. It's funny. He's exactly between my age and my mom's age. And if he ever meets my mom, she's going to hit on him, if she's drunk when we show up. If she's sober she's going to glare at me and tell me he's too old. Then hit on him.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:57:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:54:50 PM
I'll be 30 in a week or two. It's funny. He's exactly between my age and my mom's age. And if he ever meets my mom, she's going to hit on him, if she's drunk when we show up. If she's sober she's going to glare at me and tell me he's too old. Then hit on him.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 07:06:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:
Good points, Nigel.

Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 07:16:22 PM
I prefer older people if I'm going to be in a relationship. Someone has to be the relatively mature and stable one because I won't be. And that has better odds of happening if the person in question is older than I am. Isn't guaranteed, but it's a good standard for weeding out 80% of the rejects who show up on my doorstep.

Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 17, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

So wait, last year my brain got old enough to think properly? :horrormirth:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 08:37:44 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 17, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

So wait, last year my brain got old enough to think properly? :horrormirth:
S'okay, Coyote. At the risk of incurring the wrath of most everyone here... I still gots 3 years to go.  :aaaah:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Freeky on April 17, 2011, 08:48:06 PM
I'ma be 25 next year.  I don't seem to have much problem visualizting problems with decision making, maybe.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 08:52:52 PM
Now I feel old.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 18, 2011, 03:35:40 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 08:52:52 PM
Now I feel old.

WAH!!

All you kids GET OFF MAH LAWN....  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 18, 2011, 03:44:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 17, 2011, 08:37:44 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 17, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

So wait, last year my brain got old enough to think properly? :horrormirth:
S'okay, Coyote. At the risk of incurring the wrath of most everyone here... I still gots 3 years to go.  :aaaah:

I'd threaten to turn you over my knee, but I strongly suspect you'd enjoy that.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cinderflame KSC on April 18, 2011, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 15, 2011, 07:54:39 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

It was MLP or I started writing a Fluffy Bunny Wiccan Ritual and I didn't want to piss you off for really realz. :P

Of course you now know what we need right now...

MY LITTLE PONY WICCAN RITUAL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2011, 04:40:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
The older you are, the less a 15-year age difference matters.

Personally, I like my old men to be about my age, but it doesn't really matter that much once you're over about 25 (when your cerebral cortex matures and you're able to make fully informed decisions with a comprehension of consequences) IMO.

I have a date with a 33-year-old on Saturday though.  :lulz:

Troof.

I'm finding myself checking out guys in their mid-to-late 30s now rather than in their 20s.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: LMNO on April 18, 2011, 04:44:22 PM
I keep telling you, I'm already married.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 18, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Meh, age is a number, that's all.

Though I have, on occasion, wanted to smack people when they make me think about what that particular number IS...
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: AFK on April 18, 2011, 04:52:20 PM
That age difference, however, can rear its head again in the elder years.  Which is something I'm experiencing first hand with my in-laws.  My mother-in-law is in her late 50s my step-father-in-law is 75.  She still has some spring in her step and would like to go out and do stuff.  Step-father-in-law is feeling his age and wants to stay home and watch golf and NCIS re-runs. 
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 18, 2011, 04:55:39 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 18, 2011, 04:52:20 PM
That age difference, however, can rear its head again in the elder years.  Which is something I'm experiencing first hand with my in-laws.  My mother-in-law is in her late 50s my step-father-in-law is 75.  She still has some spring in her step and would like to go out and do stuff.  Step-father-in-law is feeling his age and wants to stay home and watch golf and NCIS re-runs. 

That can happen at any age, really...  Hell, that was one of the problems with MY marriage, I wanted to DO things, HE wanted to sit at home... and managed to sap my will to go do anything on my own.  (http://windowsforums.org/public/style_emoticons/default/shrug.gif)

Be aware of it, sure...  But really, it shouldn't control who you choose to associate with.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:14:41 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 17, 2011, 08:48:06 PM
I'ma be 25 next year.  I don't seem to have much problem visualizting problems with decision making, maybe.

I didn't make up biology, man. Don't blame me. Just look forward to things getting even better before they start to get worse.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Meh, age is a number, that's all.

Though I have, on occasion, wanted to smack people when they make me think about what that particular number IS...

Nonsense. Age is not just a number. Actual things happen to our physical bodies as we age, and the length of time that we have spent cognitive affects many aspects of our lives. It doesn't mean the same thing for everyone, but we aren't the same physically or rationally at 40 as we were at 20. That's not a bad thing, it's just a fact.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 18, 2011, 08:20:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Meh, age is a number, that's all.

Though I have, on occasion, wanted to smack people when they make me think about what that particular number IS...

Nonsense. Age is not just a number. Actual things happen to our physical bodies as we age, and the length of time that we have spent cognitive affects many aspects of our lives. It doesn't mean the same thing for everyone, but we aren't the same physically or rationally at 40 as we were at 20. That's not a bad thing, it's just a fact.

Of course we're not.  However, where I was at 20 may be where YOU were at, say, 15, or at 25, or at 30...  We don't all change at the same rate, and dismissing a potential partner because they're "X" years younger, or older, is downright silly.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:22:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 08:20:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Meh, age is a number, that's all.

Though I have, on occasion, wanted to smack people when they make me think about what that particular number IS...

Nonsense. Age is not just a number. Actual things happen to our physical bodies as we age, and the length of time that we have spent cognitive affects many aspects of our lives. It doesn't mean the same thing for everyone, but we aren't the same physically or rationally at 40 as we were at 20. That's not a bad thing, it's just a fact.

Of course we're not.  However, where I was at 20 may be where YOU were at, say, 15, or at 25, or at 30...  We don't all change at the same rate, and dismissing a potential partner because they're "X" years younger, or older, is downright silly.

I disagree. There is no way in hell I'd date someone 20 years younger than me, for a huge array of reasons, and I don't need to stop and consider any other factors besides age for that to be a completely rational dismissal.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 18, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:22:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 08:20:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Meh, age is a number, that's all.

Though I have, on occasion, wanted to smack people when they make me think about what that particular number IS...

Nonsense. Age is not just a number. Actual things happen to our physical bodies as we age, and the length of time that we have spent cognitive affects many aspects of our lives. It doesn't mean the same thing for everyone, but we aren't the same physically or rationally at 40 as we were at 20. That's not a bad thing, it's just a fact.

Of course we're not.  However, where I was at 20 may be where YOU were at, say, 15, or at 25, or at 30...  We don't all change at the same rate, and dismissing a potential partner because they're "X" years younger, or older, is downright silly.

I disagree. There is no way in hell I'd date someone 20 years younger than me, for a huge array of reasons, and I don't need to stop and consider any other factors besides age for that to be a completely rational dismissal.

I'd think about it... but then, most of the guys I've met 20 years younger would be rejected for other reasons, mostly, "dear god, have him call me when his brains grow in." 
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 18, 2011, 08:32:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:22:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 08:20:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 18, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
Meh, age is a number, that's all.

Though I have, on occasion, wanted to smack people when they make me think about what that particular number IS...

Nonsense. Age is not just a number. Actual things happen to our physical bodies as we age, and the length of time that we have spent cognitive affects many aspects of our lives. It doesn't mean the same thing for everyone, but we aren't the same physically or rationally at 40 as we were at 20. That's not a bad thing, it's just a fact.

Of course we're not.  However, where I was at 20 may be where YOU were at, say, 15, or at 25, or at 30...  We don't all change at the same rate, and dismissing a potential partner because they're "X" years younger, or older, is downright silly.

I disagree. There is no way in hell I'd date someone 20 years younger than me, for a huge array of reasons, and I don't need to stop and consider any other factors besides age for that to be a completely rational dismissal.

I wouldn't date a guy 20 years younger.  Use and abuse most definately, but actually date... what would we have in common?  45 seconds of conversation?  No thanks.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:34:32 PM
I have kind of a... thing... about wanting a partner who has a roughly similar level of intelligence and life experience. I don't think that even a very extraordinary 19-year-old would have any chance of being in that ball park. I was an extraordinarily experienced and mature 19-year-old once... and I was still 19, and could have done with a few more years of dating other 19-year-olds for my own growth benefit, rather than what I did, which is marry a man ten years my senior. I would feel irresponsible to willfully engage in a relationship with someone that young... they deserve a chance to be 19.

In ten years, I might consider dating a 29-year-old... but right now that 20-year age difference would be trouble, and it would be unfair.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 18, 2011, 08:37:01 PM
My 42-year-old boyfriend with a psychology degree has a hard time defending himself from me... I think I would probably do irreparable damage to a much younger man's psyche, without even trying. Probably without even knowing.

To me, a 19-year-old is for parenting, not for a mature sexual relationship between people of equal power.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Freeky on April 18, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
I've done an almost-20 year age difference thing.  It's not so bad, if you have a lot of common hobbies. It's fun to tease with the age difference thing, though. :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 18, 2011, 08:39:02 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 18, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
I've done an almost-20 year age difference thing.  It's not so bad, if you have a lot of common hobbies. It's fun to tease with the age difference thing, though. :lol:

Granted, there is no better to flirt with than someone drastically younger/older.....  :D
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 18, 2011, 08:48:09 PM
Eh, we'd have something in common...  I don't date outside the SCA any more.  (I might be tempted to make an exception, but he'd have to be at least willing to try hitting events.  Last time I dated outside the society was a fucking nightmare.)

Intelligence is important (see above re: "dear god, have him call me when his brains grow in"), but that doesn't always come with age.  Maturity is important... again, that comes with time, but how much comes how fast?  It's different for different people.  

I don't think I've ever been attracted to anyone THAT much younger (other than, "oooh, pretty," I mean)... but, I can't say I'd shut someone out for the crime of being too young, either.

(I HAVE, for the record, dated someone nearly 20 years older...)
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Suu on April 19, 2011, 07:33:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 18, 2011, 04:44:22 PM
I keep telling you, I'm already married.

:cry:



Either way, I'm a fan of the 5 year rule. No more than 5 years difference in either direction...though I don't think I want to date a guy younger than me EVER. I have enough of a hard time with guys my own age.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 19, 2011, 08:00:59 PM
The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: ch3mist on April 19, 2011, 09:07:43 PM
I'm commonly assumed to be about a decade younger than I actually am and I prefer older women.

It often presents difficulties.

Two words: FUCK TIME.

One word: Fucktime.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 19, 2011, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 19, 2011, 09:07:43 PM
I'm commonly assumed to be about a decade younger than I actually am and I prefer older women.

It often presents difficulties.

Two words: FUCK TIME.

One word: Fucktime.


Excuse me?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: ch3mist on April 19, 2011, 09:51:34 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 19, 2011, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 19, 2011, 09:07:43 PM
I'm commonly assumed to be about a decade younger than I actually am and I prefer older women.

It often presents difficulties.

Two words: FUCK TIME.

One word: Fucktime.


Excuse me?

No amount of self control would prevent me from allowing the joyous union of those words. It may not represent my original intent, or even make sense, but that's okay.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2011, 09:55:45 PM
Generalissimo calls it "sexytime", which has also made its way into me & Mr. Language's vocabulary.  :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Jenne on April 20, 2011, 01:20:58 AM
I'm the age/weight where men in their 20's see me as their moms, men in their 30's are grossed out, men in their 40's think I should be in better shape for my age and men in their 50's think I'm cute and sexy.  :lol:  Ah, late 30's, how I will miss you so.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2011, 12:47:39 PM
I disagree.

LMNO
-not grossed out.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 01:07:29 PM
I went 17-42 once.

edit: I was the little number
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2011, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 01:07:29 PM
I went 17-42 once.

edit: I was the little number

Not to be critical of you in any way, but I have to seriously question whether a 42-year-old who goes for a 17-year-old is... okay.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 20, 2011, 04:00:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 20, 2011, 01:20:58 AM
I'm the age/weight where men in their 20's see me as their moms, men in their 30's are grossed out, men in their 40's think I should be in better shape for my age and men in their 50's think I'm cute and sexy only want to have sex never thinking they are fat and have hair in disgusting places.  :lol:  Ah, late 30's, how I will miss you so.

After a small correction........THIS!

I have given up on dating for just these reasons.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Freeky on April 20, 2011, 05:26:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2011, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 01:07:29 PM
I went 17-42 once.

edit: I was the little number

Not to be critical of you in any way, but I have to seriously question whether a 42-year-old who goes for a 17-year-old is... okay.

It made me :vom:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 06:17:17 PM
Hmm, I've rather upset myself :-/ .

Eeh. Look. I made cheap innuendo out of personal tragedy. There's a lot of attendant circumstance I'm omitting. I couldn't tell you exactly Why it happened, Why it was okay, Why she wasn't insane or bad or a slut for getting involved with me, and exactly what was so great about her, without turning this into the Slyph thread, But, I'd really rather you didn't say things like that. (I was eighteen before anything physical happened, incidentally.)

I guess all I can say is your reaction is perfectly natural and under almost all circumstances would be the right one, but you're wrong.

You're all cool though, sorry. We're cool.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2011, 06:34:10 PM
Sylph, that has to be one of the more rational, diplomatic, tactful, and even-handed ways I've seen someone handle a forum situation like that.

Are you sure you're in the right place?   :wink:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 06:43:28 PM
I'm always in the right place. There isn't a place on earth that wouldn't be all the better for my being there.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 20, 2011, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 06:43:28 PM
I'm always in the right place. There isn't a place on earth that wouldn't be all the better for my being there.

This really left open a very very obvious response that can be entirely based on your previous two posts but I am refraining from being obvious.....
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 20, 2011, 07:36:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 06:53:58 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 06:43:28 PM
I'm always in the right place. There isn't a place on earth that wouldn't be all the better for my being there.

This really left open a very very obvious response that can be entirely based on your previous two posts but I am refraining from being obvious.....

I am glad I wasn't the only one who's mind went there.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 19, 2011, 08:00:59 PM
The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me. No teens. In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister. So, no.

I don't have patience for immaturity or man-boys. If it means I gotta date someone who's 40, so be it, but I know damn well that won't guarantee maturity either.

I've always been picky, now I'm picky with experience. Dare I ever get married again, that man has to be a saint among sinners. Until then, well, they're all just walking penises anyway. Just some are prettier than others. Really pretty.

Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Slyph on April 20, 2011, 07:45:54 PM
 :x:hi5::fap:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:23:33 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 19, 2011, 08:00:59 PM
The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me. No teens. In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister. So, no.

I don't have patience for immaturity or man-boys. If it means I gotta date someone who's 40, so be it, but I know damn well that won't guarantee maturity either.

I've always been picky, now I'm picky with experience. Dare I ever get married again, that man has to be a saint among sinners. Until then, well, they're all just walking penises anyway. Just some are prettier than others. Really pretty.



ORLY   8)
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2011, 08:34:19 PM
I'll send you her number.

That is, if you don't mind doing the super-long distance bit.

I can attest for her cuteness and odd behavior, and you'll never have to pay for a haircut.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Luna on April 20, 2011, 08:36:38 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 19, 2011, 08:00:59 PM
The only time I squicked about somebody's age was when I was out with a really nice guy...  I'd taken him for considerably older, he'd taken me for younger, and when I saw his driver's license, I had to do some quick math to make sure I wasn't committing a felony.  (He was 19.)  Once I got my heart rate back down from "oh fuck," we wound up seeing each other for months after that... 'til he went away to college.  Lost touch after that.

Yeah, that would be a deal breaker for me. No teens. In fact, I see guys younger than me, and think about them being a better match for my baby sister. So, no.

I don't have patience for immaturity or man-boys. If it means I gotta date someone who's 40, so be it, but I know damn well that won't guarantee maturity either.

I've always been picky, now I'm picky with experience. Dare I ever get married again, that man has to be a saint among sinners. Until then, well, they're all just walking penises anyway. Just some are prettier than others. Really pretty.



I was younger then than you are now, actually.

And, EoC, I took you for a bit older than 24 when we met.  Take it as a compliment, you don't come off as a screwed up kid.   :wink:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 20, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....  :| 































I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really....  :evilmad:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: hooplala on April 20, 2011, 08:41:41 PM
I felt certain EoC had mentioned retiring and moving to Florida more than once...
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:44:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....  :| 































I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really....  :evilmad:

Que?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 20, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:44:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....  :| 

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really....  :evilmad:

Que?

What?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:55:09 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:44:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....  :| 

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really....  :evilmad:

Que?

What?

Well you apparently just called me an annoying adult, and seem to think that I'm whining about something.  So I thought I should see if that's accurate.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 20, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:55:09 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:44:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....  :| 

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really....  :evilmad:

Que?

What?

Well you apparently just called me an annoying adult, and seem to think that I'm whining about something.  So I thought I should see if that's accurate.

jesus christ dude nevermind.  I'm very sorry and I'm not even going to try anymore.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 09:09:54 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:55:09 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:52:55 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:44:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 20, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
More of an annoying adult that pain in the ass kid....  :| 

I'm sorry you're whining and you're only 25.  I mean really....  :evilmad:

Que?

What?

Well you apparently just called me an annoying adult, and seem to think that I'm whining about something.  So I thought I should see if that's accurate.

jesus christ dude nevermind.  I'm very sorry and I'm not even going to try anymore.

I feel like I'm missing something here.   :?

Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2011, 09:14:21 PM
Ditto. I think she got confused with something...
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Yeah...  :?
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Freeky on April 20, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

HABBY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

And consiering I'd just broken up with someone with someone in their mid-30's, and at the time thought him attractive, you could take that as a compliment rather than an insult (I suck at age guessing anyway. :lol: )
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

HABBY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

And consiering I'd just broken up with someone with someone in their mid-30's, and at the time thought him attractive, you could take that as a compliment rather than an insult (I suck at age guessing anyway. :lol: )

OOOH OOOH! Guess my age!
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Freeky on April 20, 2011, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

HABBY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

And consiering I'd just broken up with someone with someone in their mid-30's, and at the time thought him attractive, you could take that as a compliment rather than an insult (I suck at age guessing anyway. :lol: )

OOOH OOOH! Guess my age!

Between 16 and 20.  You've mentioned it before.  You are possibly my age, though.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:20:02 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

HABBY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

And consiering I'd just broken up with someone with someone in their mid-30's, and at the time thought him attractive, you could take that as a compliment rather than an insult (I suck at age guessing anyway. :lol: )

OOOH OOOH! Guess my age!

Between 16 and 20.  You've mentioned it before.  You are possibly my age, though.
16 and 20?  :x

I'm 22.  :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Freeky on April 20, 2011, 09:21:58 PM
It's the way you act sometimes. 

Also 22 almost = 23.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:29:46 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:21:58 PM
It's the way you act sometimes. 

Also 22 almost = 23.
I didn't dispute your assessment that I was your age.  :wink:

Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 21, 2011, 01:39:12 AM
It just occurred to me that all of my serious GFs have been at least a few months older than me. Odd.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Jenne on April 21, 2011, 03:30:58 AM
Happy Belated Bee Day, EoC!  And yeah, thought you were older, Dude.  But in a GOOD way.  ;)  Like, REALLY good way.

And Alphapance, thank you, and ditto.  :D /respectful distance for all married persons, mhm, yes indeedie

...

When all's said and done:  Dunno, man, it's not the AGE, it's the MILEAGE.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 21, 2011, 04:30:47 AM
Thanks.

I've been a disgruntled old man since 14.   :)
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on April 21, 2011, 04:47:26 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 21, 2011, 04:30:47 AM
Thanks.

I've been a disgruntled old man since 14.   :)

I've been a cranky 65 year old person since day 1.  :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: BadBeast on April 23, 2011, 01:42:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:20:02 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

HABBY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

And consiering I'd just broken up with someone with someone in their mid-30's, and at the time thought him attractive, you could take that as a compliment rather than an insult (I suck at age guessing anyway. :lol: )

OOOH OOOH! Guess my age!

Between 16 and 20.  You've mentioned it before.  You are possibly my age, though.
16 and 20?  :x

I'm 22.  :lol:
I'm double your age.  :x
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 23, 2011, 01:51:27 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 23, 2011, 01:42:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:20:02 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 20, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 20, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 20, 2011, 08:27:50 PM
...You're younger than me? I thought you were like, 27/28?

I just turned 25 on Monday.

Why does everyone thing I'm so much older!?  Freeky thought I was in my mid-30s when we first had that conversation.  MID 30s!!

HABBY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

And consiering I'd just broken up with someone with someone in their mid-30's, and at the time thought him attractive, you could take that as a compliment rather than an insult (I suck at age guessing anyway. :lol: )

OOOH OOOH! Guess my age!

Between 16 and 20.  You've mentioned it before.  You are possibly my age, though.
16 and 20?  :x

I'm 22.  :lol:
I'm double your age.  :x

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 24, 2011, 03:37:27 AM
Okay, so how old do I seem? :P

I turn 30 in a few days but I get pegged at 18-21 at work all the time. It's my fresh young face and pure innocence, I think, that does it.